채진은 케이팝에서 일명 “카바댄서의 아르마니” 라고 부르죠!
Watching Laysha’s Chaejin dance is like getting laid. It is the most satisfying dance experience on the Internet.
The mag “Armani of Cover Dancers.” She has it all. Her movements are perfect & her sexy moves are sharp, stylish & fierce. Shouldn’t Chaejin be a superstar in her own right??
SHOULD CHAEJIN START HER OWN GROUP?
In our recent totally irrational ‘dissing of that fat faux street ho’ no-talent Jessi we brilliantly wrote:
“Maybe Jessi should study a TOTALLY hot dancer who knows what to do with on a stage with lusting, happy fans. And who knows what to with a water bottle in her hand & who ain’t got a shred of a fat fake faux in her? That would be Chaejin.
Yeah Jessi, DAT WHO!
Chaejin. She knows how to pour. And she is so sexy she can pour some real KPOP style dancing all over you too!! And her fan service is A++ ranked. She gave the best Fan Service moment EVER!!
But not even all dat is what makes Chaejin The Blonde Armani of Cover Queens so great.
It’s her look & style & quality & beauty combined ya’ll. That fire & perfection every performance.
Chaejin is the Rolls Royce engine of Laysha. She purrs like a pussy of platinum every performance.
She dances like she is sliding under the silk sheets with fanboys & everything is the prime penthouse experience when Chaejin performs in front of a wild crowd.
Yeah, dat Chaejin:
She was low-key in a group of superstars for years. But with Som gone & Hyeri gone she had to step up & be the other BIG GIRL in Laysha. And she is more than that!!
People are whispering that GoEun is slipping a little with wear & tear & maybe time to trade her in for a new Rolls.
The Queens of fan service opened their hot hydrants again over the Summer as Laysha began to crawl back into contention with Girl Crush. It was all Chaejin doing it.
And while Bomi manages to face plant poor, beautiful GoEun every time & Girl Crush is unbeatable, Chaejin makes it possible they can still return to #1.
Chaejin is equal to every dancer in Girl Crush & isn’t intimidated by Bomi’s amazing skills.
So with everyone changing teams this year maybe it’s time for Laysha’s best dancer to do it too. New groups & new lineups are forming left & right.
Here’s a BodhiCat Talk reader suggestion:
Maybe she should join Bo Young & rejoin Jenny (Seulgi) & Gayoung & put together a super group?
GOEUN MAKES HER DANCERS THE BEST IN KPOP SEXY COVER!
레이샤 고은이 춤을 너무 잘 가르치기때문에 나머지 레이샤 그룹들 춤을 더 잘추게 만들까요?
But let’s shoutout where it’s due.
There is a reason Chaejin became the Amazing Armani of Sexy Cover…she has a great teacher. GoEun may be getting pushed around by Bomi now but it doesn’t mean she still isn’t totally amazing & great. She is my personal fap favorite because no one has done for “GDFR” & “Eureka” what she did.
But her real skill is her leadership!!
Here are a few of her recent students:
A+ student Boreum starts to tear up the Cover stage Laysha style. No one has improved this fast before! Credit goes to Professor Kim GoEun. Ph.D in perfect Cover Dancing.
Some BodhiCat Talk Laysha stanners say we should have considered BOREUM as our Rookie of the Year & not Hana of Black Bunny! (Well, not that many TBH.)
Boreum has gotten very, very sexy good very, very fast! She is shaking us.
This is the influence of her Leader in the studio, GoEun.
Think about it: Boreum, Hayeon, Hyeri, Som, Yubin & Chaejin were OK dancers (especially Hyeri, who was really like molasses on stage at first) but once they were exposed to GoEun’s juicy style in front of those practice mirrors & then onstage…..oooohhhhh my my!!
The Laysha magic started to spray!!
Iconic. Her peak moments never get old….
GoEun has often been compared to Hyuna, the way Eunsol was compared to Hani. But in 2019 there is a BIG BIG difference. Hani has put away the Eunsol Myth with her mean-ass talent & drive – and Bambino’s failure destroyed any hope she or they have of being the “next EXID.” I doubt even a cumback will do it.
Eunsol did not go on to establish herself as a powerful force in KPOP entertainment although she’s still really popular & we still lust after her Vlogs. But she’s just an ex-KPOP queen hanging on looking for the next bounce in her career.
But GoEun became the star she lusted to be & is a known name everywhere. Hyuna is the Queen of Sexy KPOP & GoEun is the Queen of Sexy Cover Dance.
Bomi has since come on & given her a big challenge & more.
But GoEun has been doing it for a longer time, like Hyuna.
We’d rather see GoEun do Hyuna than Hyuna!
GoEun’s influence on Boreum & even the diva Seihee (now Sia) is profound. Seihee is way better now than she was with G-Crush because she dances & trains with the Queen.
“Whistle Blower!” Seihee (Sia) does her Waveya imitation as part of Laysha’s new look & feel!
And still NO groups get noise at performances like Laysha. When BodhiCat Talk needs water poured, dramatically sexy openings with a top pulled off to get a crowd loud for some fapping noise to get us off, we call 1-800-L-A-Y-S-H-A.
“Go ahead, look at into my thighs & tell me I’m getting old & Laysha is not still the greatest KPOP Sexy Cover Rock & Dance group ever.”
But is Laysha is getting ready to go for more “youth?”
Som was dumped because she is getting older. Hyeri wanted to get some modeling dollars while she is still young. Hadam quit (once again) or was not asked back because she was not the Hadam everybody expected. (And the rumor that she’s getting old is, like, a fact.)
And our thccck bias Hayeon was dumped liked a bad habit because she was too plump & really didn’t have the foot speed to be a Laysha-style dancer. But they moved her to May Queen & with GoEun’s training she’s going to unload big time this season.
So maybe Chaejin – the Armani – should get a strong, hot rocking dance team together. Her dance skills are soooo good & she is sooooo sexy & smooth that a new group with a fresh concept might roll like never before.
She had a great teacher. Time to graduate?
BodhiCat Talk has a great name for her group: Fan Service Ladies.
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“Killin’ it some more….Bad girl, down on the floor……”
SPEAKING OF GOEUN’S STUDENTS:
MAY QUEEN RISING
The thicckies are beginning to show the world their potential! And wait until you see the world’s fattest mediocre talent after Jessi!