Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Gayoung – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Episode #1

She was luuved by fans from the first minute of her career!

이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다!

ALWAYS HARD!

We first got turned on to Gayoung around the time when we were getting tongue-dragged over THE OTHER Gayoung.

We were fapping so hard to Bambino in those days that we needed a diversion now & then. So we used Stellar as our “rest area.”  For real. 

And then became big Stellar stans.

Related imageStellar was our fave “Cover” style I-Dull group – of course!

One night we found a “Gayoung vs Gayoung” battle video thumbnail. 

We thought, “Whoooa!  Stellar’s Gayoung against herself.”

But what we saw were two Gayoungs & one totally blew our wigs.

You can fast-forward to 4:04 because there is not much to see here until then…..

Despite a nice, sweetie pie sexy performance by our Stellar G-Girl, we got smacked by a long-legged brunette with a pounding power & energy who (TBH) spectacularly crushed the other woman.

We were instant Gayoung fans. We forgot about Stellar’s Gayoung that night.

Over time Gayoung (of Switch) got into BodhiCat Talk & even referred to herself  (to us at least) as “the real Gayoung.” 

Gayoung’s popularity skyrocketed with fans too.

The All-KPOP site listed a bunch of I-Dulls as “X- and S-Line queens.” They ranged from the entire Sistar line-up to Hwasa & some chicks in CLC. 

The usual crap.

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Nice – but do you think THIS is really S-Line Queen material?? Ha ha ha. (See below.)

But the Cover world knew that the least-recognized girl in the post – a total nugu to most – was THE REAL GAYOUNG & THE ALL-TIME S-Line Queen.  

And when performances like this hit…..

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…..KPOP had a new “S-Line Queen.” Gayoung OF SWITCH!   The media gave her that title.

Suddenly the Switch maknae was at a level with Eunsol, Jini & the best girls in KPOP.

She held her S-Line Queen title until she left KPOP.

We knew we were watching a great Cover dancer.  Her group, Switch, went on a fast wave & rode it.

She even called out Bambino.

Gayoung of Switch: We Are “Much Better” Than Bambino

She was beautiful.  She was totally the best-looking girl in a group of amazing beauties.  With Minji, Duyoo & Jenny dancing strong & sexy in Bambino’s & Laysha’s shadows, Switch (or Switchberry) became a legendary group & the best lineup in DAM Entertainment until Girl Crush came along.

But Gayoung was more than a sexy, pretty dancer.  Her style of dancing was rock & roll in tight shorts & high-heels.  Her concept was to go “hard.”  Her amazing, thrilling, pounding, hard charging, wild performances left us breathless. 

People watched her & some said, “Be careful, baby! That’s hard on your  knees & your body.”  

But she went at it like a surfer unafraid of dangerous waves & rocks.

Her transformation into KPOP’s new S-Line Queen taught us what “Going Hard” really means!!!!

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We got our Switch “On” for real, thanks to Gayoung ya’ll.

No half-ass dancer, Gayoung was all bust on a stage.  Like a rocket going off. 

Water dousing? She invented it in one concert. 

Gayoung was the shit.  She was.

Fan service? She was the first Cover dancer to go out into a crowd AND POUR WATER DOWN THROATS PERSONALLY!!

She was damn sure “worth it.”

Gayoung was perfect in appearance.  She never changed, faltered or failed to totally slay.

She always went hard on stage.  150% percent. She tore up fans. Slayed every night. But she roughed her body up so bad & pushed it way beyond where it could go. Unlike Stellar’s Gayoung,” she gave her body up for her fans & for Cover.” – Park Cheol

The cameras  luuved her!  Chou Gayoung was one of the top 3 Cover dancers ever.  She had it all.  But she injured herself going “all out” & had to stop.  It was supposed to be temporary but it was forever.

Any GIF you see of her does not begin to tell the story of the famed “S-Line Queen” of Cover or what she was like live.

BUT GAYOUNG BURNED OUT

Even the most successful Cover dancers burn out.

In her case it was constant injuries & just going all out in a nasty, rough business.  Cover dancers are shit all over by fans & management & that turned her off.  DAM Entertainment did nothing to protect her or get her back. 

They screwed her over.

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Watch close: a tired Gayoung nearly staggers in the Summer heat.  This happened a lot to her. The result of always going 150% for her fans!

She turned against Cover after that.

  She stayed in group photos & was under contract, but finally it all stopped. She turned against everyone except Jenny & even sent BodhiCat Talk sharp DMs whenever we asked what was up. 

Once Gayoung left, Switch went down in the rankings. The group fell hard to a weak #8 last year.  Hopefully with a new line-up & the hot Hana, they are going to climb back up.

But Gayoung is out for good.  She doesn’t want to talk anymore about herself or Switch.  Ever. 

But fans want to definitely talk about her!!

SHE HAS THE BEST VIDEO TRIBUTE TO A COVER DANCER

She has the most iconic video tribute.  The Childish Gambino track is all about her!  She is also worshipped in a tribute video by @jelly.jeonyul. Check it out.

While “the other Gayoung” is now running a successful coffee shop & scolding fans publicly who just want to come to see her after years of worship & support….

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…..the “Real” Gayoung is at least living a good life: traveling, enjoying good food, exotic vacations.  Looks like she has bucks now.

But it’s sad.  Stellar was great & is gone.  TBH like most I-Dull groups they had to “choreo” fan worship & go sexy with resistance.

Not the “Real” Gayoung.  She is the Cover dancer who will always be remembered because she went hard, was real & fans adored her natural beauty & her S-Line.

She may have gone sour on Cover but she is still sweet to her zillions of fans!

Related image감사합니다❤️ You made us smile too.

Coming next: the beautiful Iconic Cover Queen who “flash fucked” us.  (And we don’t mean Sieun of May Queen….)

IS THIS COVER?

OK, we know Gayoung was Cover. Big time too.

So now it’s time to play, “Is This Cover?” 

So…..is iTHIS “Cover?”

This is Renee Wu (“Professor Wu.”)  No shit, Rene has a Ph.D in physics.  A big article was written about her on Oyz.  In Thailand this genius-turned-world champion pole-dancer/teacher is a buzz!!

But is what she is doing on dat pole “Cover?”

YES!!!

OH Fuck Yeah it is!!

The outfit, the attitude, the split, the desire to be sexy AF but still entertain artistically.  That’s “Cover” in the xtreme ya’ll.  Doc Wu is in charge of this Cover operation.

(Even the girl throwing money with her booty shaking is “Cover!!”)

Professor Wu gets BodhiCat Talk readers’ Cover Triumph seal of approval.

항상 편한 마음으로 답장주세요.​ #isthiscover

SEIHEE LEAVES GIRL CRUSH!!

2018’s Body of the Year has just announced that she is leaving the #1 group in Cover. 

Her three-year contract expired & Seihee decided to pack it in.  She has already been replaced by her agency.

See our report & take a look at her unbelievably beautiful replacement.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

BOMI IS NOT JUST A KPOP SEXY COVER SUPERSTAR

SHE IS A CULT LEADER

She ain’t no professor, but she can teach you to put millions under a spell.

How did Bomi, who dominates the genre of Cover, go from sexy queen to cult queen? 

Was it that “Daddy” tattoo??

보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.

While Seihee announced her departure from Girl Crush, Bomi announces that she is the Leader of a new international cult.  “You will obey me, never slut shame me – or I will start dressing like Bambino did after “Moonlight Shower!”

@versacejxy #stopsucking #surferslife @oceana @mis_bliss #kpopcoverdancers #bodhicattalk

 

 

 

Bambino Back To Dance Again!! 밤비노를 다시 불러 춤추게 합시다!

THE PLAN TO BRING BAMBINO BACK

올해 페스티발에서 톱 커바댄스들을 불러 생방송으로 춤의 경쟁을 하는건 어떨까요?

So here’s how we get Hadam, Eunsol, Dahee & Minhee back on the stage. For real.

Ever ask yourself: “Why doesn’t KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing have live dance battles & contests to excite fans & make more money for the agencies & the girls?”

They have arranged battles in other sports & contests, where sexy women turn on fans by calling out opponents & rivals.  They make a lot more money too.  And these girls are not any more fit, hot or worshipped than our Cover Queens. 

So I ask you BodhiCat Talk Army:

If Hana of Black Bunny was scheduled to dance against Hana of Switch next Fan Service Friday on a Live TV or PPV do you think you would watch? Do you also think that sponsors like Cass beer & Super Clothing would pay bucks to bring it live on YouTube?

Fuck yeah is the answer!!  BodhiCat would sell his soul.  OK, maybe something less corrupt.  But you know what I’m sayin’ here.

BodhiCat Talk has studied hard – as in doctoral degree study hard – Bikini Fitness & Female Pro Wrestling.  

In both of these “sports,” women have to be incredibly athletic, charismatic, toned & gorgeous.

Like Asuka (formerly Kana), the Japanese star:

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Is that kind of a twerk, Asuka? 

We luuv Asuka.  We even wear the mask.

But the grappling booty of the WWE champ has nothing on Cover queens!  The “rivalry” in pro wrestling is fake & it is Cover. Fanboys & especially fangirls would  luuv to see the women of Cover go at it like this.

As far as booty shaking goes:

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🍑 #엉덩이 #트월킹 🍑

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All together now….They already have the Dodger blue on.  They are suited up, bootied up & ready to let their millions of fans slide right into them.  Nothing would make us happier than to see Shasa & her team get filthy rich.  I can see champagne slugging Shasa shouting with drunken stupor after putting it to Daisy of Momoland with a finishing booty move: “Do not mess with a woman who is the Queen of the Flies little girl!
So the plan is to turn Cover into a sport with cash prizes, gold medals & everything.  BodhiCat Talk volunteers to put one around every girl’s neck, win or lose.
Choi Gwi Bi is the undefeated champion of Fitness competitions in Korea.  She makes a ton of money for beating the shit out of other girls in bikinis & giving judges hardons.

We already have our Top 10 rankings.  So a playoff system is the next thang.

HERE’S HOW IT WOULD WORK

This is not a new concept in KPOP.  It ain’t complicated either.

Remember Ko Hara?  Here she is raking in the bucks from a soju commercial.

First Time Soju paid the queen a ton for this amazing commercial.

She & her group Kara got into a tangle with Secret, which led to a real live dance battle in front of a massive crowd of Army soldiers.

The amazing battle between Secret & Kara was on TV & was a big time thrill.

Ko Hara was “Cover” for sure.  She was a fierce “battle queen” (by her own admission) and figured Kara could dismantle Secret.  Kara went first & were white hot!

Then it was Secret’s turn.  It didn’t look like they had a shot, but Secret turned them inside out!!

Jieun sooo snapped!
Fan service? Can you imagine what Cover Dancers would do to please their happy fans with $100,000 on the line???

I-DULLS HAVE BEEN STEALING COVER CONCEPTS FOR A LONG TIME.

Time to return the favor. 

Cover battles would be out of control.  Crazy.  Barrel rides over water falls.  All kinds of stuff would go on if Hadam got into this game.

And with enough serious money on the line, you WILL attract Bambino back together.  Hadam left the business without the money she deserved.  She was tired of being slut-shamed & ripped off by the sludge buckets of JS Entertainment.

We know from ex-Dimepiece star Sally that Cover rivalries exist & the girls battle like crazy. But they are also friends off the stage & don’t talk about how much they want to beat each other & show their skills.

Well here’s their chance to do it without the usual fake humility bullshit.

#1 VS #2:

BOMI CALLS OUT GOEUN

“Who said YOU own GDFR?”

Could it get any better than to see Bomi – the champion of Cover right now – start off the KPOP Sexy Cover Dance Warriors Series by challenging GoEun to dance her iconic song?

Well yeah, it actually could.

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The real BIG BANG. This is how the Universe was formed.  With this burst a “New Thang” came about. (Image Courtesy of NASA.  Sorry NASTA.)

HYUNA WOULD GET ANOTHER SHOT AT HADAM

Before she left Cover dancing as its queen Hadam brutally humiliated Hyuna in a battle video.  Hadam had rolled up 80% of the votes.

But Hyuna & Hadam would have a rematch in real time & the two greatest performers we’ve ever seen can go toe-to-toe – with or without water. 

Hyuna is so up for anything, she would for sure lust at a chance to whip anyone put in front of her.  Especially Hadam.  She’s a lioness.

Hyuna, who was humiliated by Hadam, seeks revenge.

But if Hadam gets in shape like she ws before Hyuna might get smoked a second time!!

The perfect dance. This clip of Hadam was used in the famous “Battle Video” between Hyuna & Hadam.

DAHEE & DAL SHABET COULD FINALLY SETTLE THE SCORE

The rumors have persisted forever.  Even in 2019 Dahee’s stock is rising – and rising fast.  For sure she could show Wohee & Serri (who made the snide gesture to her one night as Bambino left the stage) if she still has what it takes to steal their audience again!

The chick they call “The Game Changer” of Cover would really show her stuff to Dal Shabet this time.

You have seen our “battle videos” before. (Or at least you did until YouTube took the originals down.  But a bud always gets them back up.) 

Remember this one?  Eunsol against Seolhyun.  It was a major “battle” & Eunsol kicked her ass.

What if the two really did go at it live, on TV & on stage with a big audience of mainly Army dudes?  Winner takes all: $200,000.

Are you kidding me?? Eunsol & Hadam would send each other Valentine’s Day flowers to get a shot at this.  Tropical would be put on hold – although it already looks like it is…..

The matchups are endless. Fan ideas would flow.  Versacejky would produce video masterpieces for them.

How about a night where the top challengers, I-Dulls or hot dancers like Juhee or EXID’s lightweight Junghwa정화, all try to take on GoEun doing “Horangnabi?”

The “Horangnabi Cup” would come with a $150,000 prize.
Juhee would actually get the respect she deserves!  And damn, she might win it all.

There are so many Cover dance performances that just don’t get seen or only seen once or twice.  It’s like throwing away Picasso paintings.

HA YOUNG WOULD GET A CHANCE TO TRY DUYOO AT THE AMAZING “COMING OF AGE (ADULT) CEREMONY” DANCE

This time in front of a large crowd.  And Duyoo would finally do a cover she only did once again.

OR WE WOULD HAVE A “LIP & HIP” DEATH MATCH

Wouldn’t you like to see the amazing body of Captain Roh up against the equally amazing body of the Body of the Year, Seihee? How about with new choreo and interpretations from the choreographer of “New Thang?”

If you’ve never seen Captain Roh’s legs you are in for an amazing treat!  She would use them to kick Rose Queen’s butt if go one-on-one with her & XOX.

Even the practice sessions would be televised like a pre-game show.  And this time, with Laysha’s consent & with Laysha BEING PAID for the camera’s intrusion.

Maybe the Cover girls would also get soju gigs – like this one.  Which was also a “competition.” 

A three way tie?  The mind reels ya’ll.  We have saved Cover!!  Again…..

SOM & THE GIRLS OF COVER WITH “CULT” STATUS

Som has been battling some type of emotional upset lately.  She talked about being betrayed & seeking revenge.  She has now come to some peace with that & is just wishing whoever fucked her over floats by her down the river, face up.  OK, Som.  So when can we see you humping on stage again?

Somie is not just a great Cover dancer & legend of Laysha.  She is also a cult figure.  She has followers who are into her – like BodhiCat Talk – for her dark & mysterious hold over us.  There are a few Cover Queens like this.  We look at them this week on our other blog:

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

항상 편한 마음으로 답장주세요.​

#respectlaysha #stopsucking #soju @mis_bless @kpopcoverdance

Hot Cars and Hotter Cover Dancers In High Gear – Shasa’s High Speed Thrills. 이 그룹보다 무대위에서 에너지가 넘치는 그룹은 없읍니다.

IS SHASA DROPPING THE MIC ON BOMI?

이 그룹보다 무대위에서 에너지가 넘치는 그룹은 없읍니다.

Say what?? Let me x’plain…..

I just luuuv a good competition.  And we’ve got a great one brewing for 2019.

Shasa of Fly with Me is recognized as the fiercest dancer in Cover now.  Ask anyone who attended last night’s Yaman performance & you saw fierce as you fapped your way to paradise:

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핫하다핫해 꺄꺄꺄🙊🙉🙈💕

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They do it night after night!! Fly with Me has come out with more new choreo to show Girl Crush & others that they create, not imitate. This was so hot they had to wear red fireproof uniforms given to them by LA Fire Department!!

But most fans knew at last year’s Seoul Auto Salon that this was the blazing on fire team!!

Like #1 Girl Crush, Fly has become iconic. 

Shasa has been discovered by the legendary video editors just like Bomi.

Gay girl genius editor @versacejxy likes it up her ass – and “dirty cop” Shasa does her right!

Wherever this woman takes her group they slay. 

Booties in motion. Pure buskers who can DANCE & whose asses are always bustin’ moves!

Famous & ranked #3 they take on gigs in clubs, on the street – anywhere where they can flash their unique, creative classy stripper-rap-techno dances. 

These are tough bitches who know how to entertain. 

Is Fly with Me now the new face of Cover? 

Other groups like Black Bunny honor them by imitating them.  Our #1 ranked Girl Crush imitates & steals choreo from them.

Dirty Cops!! Why Did Girl Crush Steal Fly with Me’s Choreo? 여기에 2018년 최고의 KPOP 카바댄스 순간들이 모였읍니다. 정말 멋진 2018년이었지요!

BUT AT THAT CAR SHOW – WHOOA!

You see the difference between Fly’s attitude & everybody else all the time.

It was not a surprise when we heard from the 2 dudes (@bitcitu2011) who covered the Seoul Auto show last year that Fly with Me snapped.

That’s the Fly Way.

But BodhiCat Talk was surprised to see Bomi there. We figured being a former car model herself who had gotten big time famous with Girl Crush, she didn’t need to go there & to stand around to be photographed.

But a gig is a gig.

But Queen Bomi didn’t look all that happy – although the dudes who got her to do a selfie seemed to get a Bomi-Mona Lisa smile.

 Bomi at the Seoul Auto Show. Cover’s #1 attraction & hottest sour puss.  She’s just sooo naturally sexy no matter what.

But let’s get real.  With Bomi’s body & wearing her Girl Crush black “Anaconda” outfit, you are just thrilled to be near her!  She’s so fucking compelling her mood doesn’t matter.

She mostly looked bored & sometimes pissed.  But her fans were happy.

This has to be a boring job.  I mean, standing in front of a car all day for three days, wearing logos of car wax products on your tits.  C’mon. 

You can understand why a hot KPOP Cover star used to good hotels, fans going berserk & all the attention might look like she is ready to punch somebody.

Unless that star really luuuvs & appreciates fans & sees every gig as an opportunity to shine.

SO….HERE IS SHASA AT THE SAME SHOW

With her sparkling Fly with Me team.  What cars? 
We’re just sayin’…..

Fly outhustled Bomi & the other models.

Fly with Me can win you over because like Gayoung (formerly of Switch) & Hadam of Bambino (now both gone from Cover) they put out 150% every time. The Auto Show was no different. Shasa, Lea & the team could have gone dull or they could have rocked it. 

They don’t know any other way but to rock away!

Shasa strides like a champion these days!

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여긴 어디 나는 누구💁🏻‍♀️ ??

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Soooo confident!! 
This is what a SERIOUS Cover Dance queen does – even when there aren’t a million screaming fanboys & fangirls lapping at her.

IS IT COVER?

She has a cop’s outfit on & has the right look for a Cover queen.  But we say NOT  Cover.

ON OUR OTHER BLOG POST:

EUNSOL’S “SUPER PINK” CONCERT

ANOTHER 6 MILLION FANCAM VIEWS FROM 충북대

On our “History of Bambino” blog, we are tracking 50 of Eunsol’s 1 million plus view fancams.

On #43 Eunsol hits 6 million this month.  This is one of the most fappable of all.  It’s her leggy riff from Chungbuk University covering “I’m So Sexy.”  She has a little twerk in her that will stay with you all night long.

The history of this one:

Despite nearly being shamed out of the country in 2015, the group had reached the high fame point & a clothing company endorsed their new outfits. 

Fans fought to get in to see them perform in the “pink Super” outfits.  It was Cover like no one had seen before.  Even Idols were shook.

Bambino was a new kind of Idol. 

With these iconic “Super” pink outfits the jam was on at 충북대

Hadam – defiant (outwardly) & more confident than before knowing she’d escaped the worst slut-shaming episode EVER (and was even more popular) – was way on.  Her fancams of the Jay Park cover that night are in everybody’s fap file too. 

Her rivalry with Eunsol was also starting to heat up. 

But as usual it’s Eunsol who got the views.  Damn!!

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

#respectlaysha @lonelywhale #stopsucking #flywithme #bodhicattalk @mis_bless @bitcitu2011 @yungdasom @bomistrys

 

Dirty Cops!! Why Did Girl Crush Steal Fly with Me’s Choreo? 여기에 2018년 최고의 KPOP 카바댄스 순간들이 모였읍니다. 정말 멋진 2018년이었지요!

“MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK INSIDE, MA’AM?”

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Will 2019 be a year of MORE arresting moves & fantasy outfits for KPOP Cover Dancers? Of course.  It’s Cover ya’ll. Best form of entertainment ever.

THE GIRL CRUSH/FLY WITH ME CHOREO & CAR SHOW SCANDALS

(Part One)

In a year when fantasy cops were everywhere, two hot AF groups got into a big “battle” behind the scenes & we ALL benefited.  Big time. 

Here’s what REALLY went down in that Girl Crush & Fly with Me choreo scandal we are hearing about.

But first some twerking.

First, the snap queens & inventors of Cover (and one of the richest girl groups ever it was recently reported in Korea) went out on patrol first. 

Right after our we posted our riff about GoEun & her GDFR tributes, WAVEYA got creative & did something with a night stick that could be illegal!

That’s right.  I’m talking to YOU!!

They’d heard enough of that “Waveya is old news” and “Yesterday’s Singer” junk.

Tired of hearing that Girl Crush is the “new Bambino” & tired of hearing that the reborn Laysha was going to take over Waveya’s title as the sexiest dance group on video they went to work.  And nobody works it like Waveya. 

Ummmmm.

Seeing GoEun being called “the greatest Cover dancer of GDFR”ever” motivated Ari & Miu to think, “She’s good but let’s show fanboys & bodhicats what Wavya can do with that song.” 

This was what went down fo’ real!!

Starting at :43 Waveya gave us the twerks & baton beatings of the year!!  In reply to Fly with Me’s brilliant use of canes in their act, Waveya shows fans how to ride the stick! 

The Year of the Cop Fantasy was on!

Pretty soon the underrated, sexy, nice girls – and the #7 ranked group – XOX decided to try their Good Cop/Bad Cop routine. 

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Seriously, is there a Cover Queen with stronger thighs & legs – or who is more beautiful than our Captain Roh?  #captainroh

No one could stop the cops from cuming on strong.  Even groups who couldn’t get arrested were going on foot patrol:

Eunsol’s new group, Tropical, including her hot new partner Jooeun, went looking for candy in a cop costume on Halloween!  

Even I-Dulls, I guess, were into the cop thang.  But they are soooo boring.

Zzzzzz

THEN THE SHIT STARTED TO HIT THE SQUAD CAR……

A lot of people told us Fly with Me should have been #1 instead of Girl Crush in the rankings.

We can see why.

But our team of drunken surfers said Bomi was too fucking good.  It is because of her that Girl Crush smothered the competition in 2018. 

BodhiCat Talk concluded that is just the way it is.  

Bomi’s Masterpiece

But we do have our issues with Bomi. More on that in our next post.

BUT WE DIDN’T KNOW SHE WOULD DO A CRIME!

We know that Bomi is ruthless & has one goal in mind: to stay #1 & take away attention from opponents.  Even if she admires them. 

She’s doing a great job of it.

And she knows fans worship her but do not pay her directly.  Her managers & agents do.  So she gets fancammers attached to her like magnets because she knows it’s part of the game.

She does anything & everything management tells her to do. And part of the work is to show us that she can do anything any other group can do.

Even steal another group’s choreo.

The new bitches in town are way badder than the old ones. They are  taking whatever they want & daring the rest of Cover to do something about it.

“Arrest us IF YOU CAN bitches.”

Girl Crush plays dirty & they play to win. And we luuv them for it.

The new bitch in town shook everybody though when they broke in & in plain sight stole the choreo of rival #3 ranked group, Fly with Me!! 

Or did they?

You decide.  Here is the evidence:

Exhibit #1 – Fly with Me: August 18.

Here is Exhibit #2, which Bomi claims she “choreographed:”

Exhibit #2 – Girl Crush: December 13 (from 2:21)

Hmmmm. Let’s watch that again to let you, the Jury, decide.

Exhibit #3 – Fly with Me: November 2018

And Girl Crush appeals the verdict, claiming: “Our version is soooo much better. It’s no crime if you can make BodhiCat Talk’s blog.”

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Shoutout to  video editor queen Versacejxy again.  

So what really happened behind the scenes? 

Here’s what BodhiCat Talk bias, insider & Cover Dance star, Sally of Dimepiece said:

Sally says that there is no way Girl Crush asked Fly with Me for permission to do their choreo. ‘Unless it debuts on TV’ we don’t ask,’ she says. What Girl Crush wanted to do was prove it could ‘pull off’  the other team’s work.  The team that gets ripped off knows who did the original and they know (and sometimes even feel good about) knowing that others are watching them.  Because they are seen as stronger if they are imitated – until the other team’s version becomes iconic. Fly with Me will ‘flock it off,’ she said ‘and just do another original one!’

OK.  So the expert who REALLY knows has spoken.

Cover produces the bad-ass girls of KPOP.  The girls who cross the line. Who “go where no one goes.”  (Remember who said that first?)  So nobody is gonna call the cops on them because they ARE ALL wearing cop outfits when they do the crime. They all want to show each other who is best.  

Cover is a totally lawless society.

From Cover Queens, we get true hot drama.  In 2018 we got an inner cop slut fantasy that ain’t ended yet!!! 

And Cover Queens keep the sirens blaring, bitches!!  They don’t want to be cops like good girl EXID up there.  They want to be the bad girls in kinky copy uniforms killing me. 

So imitation, as the old cliche goes, is the “highest form of flattery.”   And Girl Crush was “honoring” Fly with Me – kind of.  But the FACT is, that it is how the girls show each other whose boss.   

Remember: Hello Venus & Rose Queen did “New Thang” before Bambino took it away from them forever in the Crime of the Century.

AS FOR THE AUTO SHOW SCANDAL?

Queens snapped. 

Wait until we show you how Shasa outworked & out-entertained the spectacular beauties (including former car show model Bomi!) at the Auto Salon show & (tried to) put the cuffs on Bomi’s reputation as the hottest Cover dancer.

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Shasa says with her moves, “I’m gonna run all over you in my car!!”

In Part Two.

PS: WHAT IS “COVER?”

Cover does not absolutely need to be a Cover Dance or cover dance team doing it every time. Like BodhiCat Talk & Friends say, “It is an attitude.”

Groups like Fly with Me, Laysha & Rose Queen are Cover for sure.  Chick in sexy, funky, sleazy AF cops outfits might be Cover.  For sure there are I-Dulls who have the Cover attitude.

Minhee of Stellar for sure is “Cover.” She has that fierce thang & the sexy mojo when she needs it! 
It will never happen boo hoo but a BodhiCat Talk fantasy is to see her come back with a formal Sexy Cover Group called “Very Stellar” & give it up hard for fans.  (If she launched her own YouTube channel first & then declared……..she’d make more than she ever made with Stellar.)

Is the new style of Chinese “reverse mirror” tease dancing, Cover?

It might be. But probably not. What do you think? 

DON’T FORGET: BAMBINO MADE HISTORY

Don’t forget to keep checking BodhiCat Talk;s updated Cover Dance scene post  (“Hadam Dismissed” – which is also a History of Bambino (the team that invented modern Sexy Cover Dance).

Right now we are looking at 50 of Eunsol’s best fancams that went over 1 million.

We are giving Som a checkup to see how she’s doing.

We are keeping track our top 10 – like XOX – & watching as the new group of nugus tries to pull the lap dance chairs out from under them & unseat their twerking assess.  

And a lot more.  So go, get off & comment!! It’s Cover ya’ll. 

Peace!

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

 

@kpopdance #duyoo #bodhicattalk #respectlaysha @lonelywhale #stopsucking @oceana @mis_bless @yungdasom

Fan Service Friday: If Som Goes, Is Cover Dancing Screwed or What??

BUT IS SHE COVER??

This is the hottest thang we’ve seen out of China this year!! Fappable AF.  But is she Cover?? The eternal BodhiCat Talk Question.

Even though nugus everywhere in Asia are busting out their booties to get our attention, a sparkling new face in Cover is hard to find. (Sometimes even hard to see!)

And just because a nugu can shake her booty doesn’t mean she can be called a Cover dancer.  (But she should really keep trying!)

It takes a pro with talent to be a great Cover dancer.  It takes knowing fan service, which even big I-dulls know nothing about.

Failed for sure. Former Brown Eyed Girl sexy star Gain – a BodhiCat Talk I-Dull bias (kind of) – doesn’t really know what to do when there is a bottle of water in front of her & fans screaming.  Maybe she should ask Som!

Hey, Gain, here’s what you actually could have done with that bottle of water!!  Fan Service!!!!!

At 1:55 Som is so fresh & moist! She shows us again & again why she among KPOP’s most wanted Cover dancers & sexy concept performers – and has been for over three years!!  Her future is uncertain, but she says she’ll be back soon.

All of this makes the REAL stars of Cover more valuable & precious to us!  Unfortunately, we are losing other great ones left & right. 

Laysha’s Som, who we hope is only on the sideline, is the latest.  This is bad.

 “LOST” GIRLS MOST IN DEMAND

Som’s absence has people talking about which Cover queens we miss the most.  Our readers say these are the four they most want to see back on stage. Somewhere…..Anywhere.

#1 – Hadam (of course!) – But she seems out of the picture for good.

#2 – Gayoung – She told us directly – in no uncertain terms- that she was out of Cover.  Despite that, Gayoung sighting are like UFOs.  They are everywhere but never verified.

Every now & then (even in China, where she was hugely popular) there are rumors of Gayoung dancing someplace.  Usually it is reported that she is dancing with former Switch star, Jenny, who we know does still perform independently.

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Irreplacable.  Gayoung was one of a kind.  Does she still perform privately anywhere? 

Switch(berry) seems to have survived her loss somehow.  Duyoo is still around & she is a major Dance Queen.  One of the few left.  But the new class is promising.  Nugu Hana has everyone going crazy.  But will this team ever be what they were in 2016? Fortunately for DAM Entertainment, they have Girl Crush & ICIA busting.

THE DANCER WHO COULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER THAN EUNSOL

3. Boyoung – She was amazing & we think could have been bigger than Eunsol.  But she turned to modeling with limited success.  She is probably not coming back either.  Sad AF.  Anyone who is not familiar with her, should check out her fancams.  She was spectacular.

Fans still miss I-REN’s Boyoung, who got to the point where she defied words.  She was perfect ya’ll.

4. Sally (Dimepiece) – The only one of the four “Most Wanted” who said she will be back & is working on a “project.” We know she is close to Fly with Me & has been recruited by other groups. 

Dimepiece had potential & charisma all over the place!  Like May Queen, it also had two stars who dominated.  But they flopped. 

Still, Sally could put a group back near the top. 

Dimepiece is not worth a penny, but Sally is definitely worth a million!  We really hope she will come back!
Sally nailing it.  FOR SURE THIS IS COVER!

One performer who is also vanished but who no one but us seems to miss is Sulhyun of Wait A Minute. 

A rival of Dimepiece and Rose Queen, WAM never was able to go off with a concept that was just owned by Bambino in those days.  I personally worshipped Sulhyun & thought she was one of the better – very hot – dancers of the groups that vanished.  

CAN LAYSHA SURVIVE LIVE PERFORMANCES WITHOUT SOM?

Laysha is about to catch fire again.  But we wonder how it will be when they get in front of a live crowd without their #1 fan service provider – Som? 

And who would replace her?  Would some of the missing here be willing to do it – or even be good enough to fill her heels?

Laysha is a big time power Cover group.

GoEun is the hottest body ever.  Hyeri has gay fans by the zillions & Chaejin’s dancing is mesmerizing.  But Som’s pussy wagging concepts, thcck look & that unrestrained fan service – THAT FAN SERVICE – may make Laysha look just average if she isn’t around.  

SOM IS COVER TOO!!

How long can Laysha or Cover go without her?

 (솜) 직캠 we miss you.  We hope Som doesn’t become the “Most Wanted” #5. Get better soon, Somie! 

Among the missing I-Dulls is Minhee of Stellar! One of the few Idols who we consider a Cover Queen.  She & Stellar are gone now too!

There are a ton of hot nugus out there whose names you barely know.  (See our last blog, “Future Faps.” Where we give you a lot of them to stan.)

A.Feel is among the top nugu groups who will get your attention this year.

Every one of them believes they are the next GC.  

Jo Jung Min.  Is it really COVER?

They all need attention.  Until they get it, Cover is ruled by a Queen who is acting more like an I-Dull.  Luv her or not, though, Bomi is what makes Cover go hard. She has what the “Most Wanted” had.

MEET HADAM IN PERSON

Ever wonder what it is like to really meet Hadam in person? In the flesh? A real life account of the most wonderful disappearing woman ever is at on  History of Bambino blog.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

#stopsucking #respectlaysha @oceana @a.riel_som

SHOUTOUT

To first class video editor @jelly.jeonyul ya’ll.  Caught the Unreplacable Gayoung in motion! Support his stuff & he’ll do more of her & others.

Future Faps: Getting A.Feel (에이필) For 2019 – 새해는 여러분의 최고의 해가 되시길 바랍니다.

CUTE, THCCCK & SEXY

CONFIDENT & COMPETITIVE NUGUS READY TO GO OFF LIKE LEGENDS IN 2019!

“우린 이 그룹을 완전 리스펙합니다. 이들은 블러그 독자들한테 리스펙을 받고 있읍니다.”

Sieun & her group May Queen built steam for themselves in 2018 with a wrecking body & major ambition to be as successful as Girl Crush.  When she gets her shit together – you won’t even!!  We swear.  She stresses us way out.

But in addition to her, remember these names: HYEON, HANA (#1) & HANA (#2).  One or all will be the next big cover stars of Cover & could lift us off our feet!

소리 질러!!! Who will be the Sexy Cover dancers that lift us off our feet this year?!

It’s going to be incredible to watch these four & their groups battle it out in 2019. 

And action has already started. 

There are a ton of Cover queens who are barely known who already are really just too sexy & amazing.  Maybe as amazing as the Class of 2015 -16 when nugh hotties like Hadam, Eunsol, Gayoung (Switch), Yubin, Sunnah and Som were blowing Cover apart & making it a serious thang. 

The Cover Nugu Class of ’16 included the fierce “go hard to get hard” absolute cover star Gayoung of Switch.  She became a legend by never letting up on stage. She left audiences breathless & drenched it is said. 
Switch(berry) has a new candidate for stardom in 2019!  Will she be up to Gayoung’s aggressive approach? Or have another style?  We’ll see.

The Class of ’19 is that good.

They have BIG TIME potential but are still learning their stuff.  Some are smoothing their choreo.  Some are learning fan service & some are working on that one move that is just right & can make them famous – and make YOU fap every night!!

Here is the first group.  We think they are tops.

HANA #1 OF SWITCH(BERRY)

“SHOW IT OFF GIRL!”

Watch out BodhiCat Talk readers. Hana of Switchberry got right in the way of Bodhi’s rebound, luvsick flow.

When I saw Hana of Switch do “Bikini Body” I fell down.  She got me the way Hadam did when she covered “Darling.”

She is toooo cute.  She dances with confidence & her energy puts her in the top rank for 2019.  Her cover of Dawin whipped up a crowd & made BodhiCat her homey. 

 I can’t get enough of seeing Hana & her shirt go up.

No false advertising on this Queen’s shirt.  Hana proves Dawin’s theory of Cover Evolution!!  She is the Rookie of the Year & this is the Nugu Dance of the Year.  

The song, the dance & the dancer were a perfect fit.  Hana (#1) is magic.

HANA #2 OF BLACK BUNNY

Another Hana.  This one is also cute AF but her sexy flow potential is better than Hana #1’s.  She could be similar to Hadam if she can break loose & enter into the audiences’ minds.  Right now, she seems content to get her choreo right & to be part of the team.  But she’s obviously the star of the group.

Hana of Black Bunny has the tools to be an iconic Cover dance queen.  She lacks Hana #1’s confidence & needs to pay more attention to her audience.  But her work in clubs gives her good experience.  IF she learns fan service there in the clubs, where fans are on top of the performers, she can be explosive.

She needs to be more fierce & use that sexy hot ass pussy personality to really crush her music.

Her fan service did get a little better at the end of the year.

B Stone & Pharkil got on Black Bunny’s tail.  Our prediction is that Hana #2 & Black Bunny will push other groups in the rankings in 2019.  

ONE GROUP WITH TWO STARS WILL OWN THE “SLEAZY CONCEPT” 

MAY QUEEN

The two Hana’s are cute AF & sexy for sure.

But then there is a REAL hot, nasty, flesh-pumping-spank-my-ass-hard-bodhicat-when-you-hump-me sexy dancing team out there waiting to go off big time.

Not saying this group is there – or can even get there yet.  But…..

May Queen is a thccck, hot, horny-making machine that with the right management (and that’s a big IF with this group we’re afraid) could go all the way to the Top 5 in 2019.

“Talk Dirty to Me!” May Queen started coming up on the radar in 2017 & got a fan base that was buzzing them.  In 2019 they will explode & go viral.  Hyeon is the key.

What Jessie of KPOP Sexy Cover once said about Bambino, I am going to say about May Queen, “They have secret, hidden powers.”  

They are going where the groups Dimepiece & Wait a Minute tried but could not go.  IF their ACMC (Absolutely Clueless Management Company) doesn’t fuck it up, like the managements of D-piece & Wait a Minute did, we have something special here.

They have two stars that are like the biggest planets in the KPOP Cover Solar System.

HYEON

BOOBS POP OF THE YEAR!

She did not get named our Maknae of the Year. She was pissed.

But Hyeon (Yeon or Hayeon) knows that her group will challenge Girl Crush for dominance anyway. She is focused on that.  Her dancing needs to improve a lot & become more consistent.  That is weird because in the studio she dances so much better than on stage. But on stage she shows flashes of absolute brilliance.  

This is a masterpiece of Sexy Dancing.  But she is not always consistent like, say, GoEun of Laysha.  She needs to be to get to #1.

They are so good that Taeri of #1 Girl Crush posted to her Instagram about how her jaw dropped when she watched how the chunky girl made a statement! That’s a big compliment from a dancer who changed everything for G-Crush this year & made them #1.

We do know May Queen is happy to be getting  attention by their rivals, by KPOP Cover fans & by BodhiCat Talk.  They are going to push the “Sleazy Cover” concept far.

Yeon is not always consistent like we said.  But when she is ON, she puts on a show that includes the best boob pops we’ve seen in Cover.

Hyeon’s pops are even better & hotter (if you can believe it) than the ones by iconic Red Cat leader Chaeah.  May Queen can beat other groups with their magic powers!

Total respect: Chaeah nails a hard & fierce boobs pop in this set.
Red Cat also did amazing concepts – and did them in better outfits than May Queen for the most part.  But Red Cat tried to change their concept to cute & faded.

If & when Hyeon does hit gold, we hope she does not make her amazing moves one-offs, like Duyoo did foolishly with “Adult Ceremony.”

SIEUN 

Still doing mechanical choreo, Sieun is smoldering with  possibilities.

Her partner in May Queen, another thccck hot body, Sieun, could be the best of the two.  She is a long-range challenger to Bomi & Som. She is also prettier. She could really, really explode on the scene, especially with her beauty.

Together Sieun & Hyeon could wreck like Gayoung & Duyoo did in 2015-16.

But if they are going to do that, their third member, Semi, needs to get her act buttoned up. She is not a bad dancer but this cover of Pussy Riot is weak.

Awful really.

This is what it looks like when it’s totally crushed by a great & confident dance talent. 

This is your goal Semi.  You can do it.

FOUR MORE NUGUS TO WATCH

#1 -BEAGLE

USING TIGHT UPSKIRT FANCAMS TO BREAK THROUGH!!

Girl Crush’s influence was everywhere!  Beagle is barking up the right tree for attention.

Nearly 2 million views by November 2018.  This group broke the Internet.

#2 – OVERSTEP

STEPPING OVER THE LINE? WE WISH

Nugu group Overstep has come out with a look that could be one to stan.   Put them in the right place at the right time & they could go off.

They might be the most beautiful new faces among the nughs.  The tight mini skirts & they attempt to blister an AOA cover is right on.

Got a lot of Dimepiece Sally in her.  That could get us off for a long time.

#3 – BELLE

BELLE OF THE BLUE BALLS

Discovered for us by @Bitcitu2011 Belle may be the “sleeper” of the second group of notable Nugus in the Class of ’19.

The group has some I-REN in them & will probably challenge XOX for the pretty, middle-of-the lane position in the 2019 Top 10. Captain Roh may have met her match as the prettiest girl in the class.

Satbyul has Bo Young’s athleticism, confidence & smile going on & as @Yungdasom says, it’s hard to stop stressing over her beauty.

No group looks as good in black. Reminds us a little Stellar’s Joonyul.
She is doing a great cover of a song the heavyweights in her division are doing.  She also has  Captain Roh beauty & confidence with her choreo.  

#4 – A.FEEL – 에이필

Who wants A. Feel?  We do.

  Sometimes groups get their mojo after being out trying concepts for a few years.  Fly with Me is a good example.  Girl Crush too.

Pharkil had to pay attention to a group by the name of “A.Feel.”  And thanks to Phark we got a series of performances which immediately put this team in play.

Best group name in Cover. Her partner Mina is cute AF too. 

OTHER POSSIBLE FAP SURPRISES 

They appear everywhere, including this group called Star Fruit, which showed up in a bus stop in Korea.

The Nugu groups all know that Eunsol is back & who she is.  Unlike BodhiCat they really don’t care about her place in the history of Cover. 

They know the Big Three (Girl Crush, Laysha & Fly with Me) are crushing the field.  But also know if they get their chance it won’t matter because they will be the ones everyone talks about – not Bomi or Hyeri!

Nugu JSJ is a street busking group.
With their diversity of talents they could change their concept overnight & be on the fancam radar. They have the skill & the beauty.

IS THE “EUNSOL FACTOR” REAL?

Eunsol is back in the game & that should have all of the groups in Cover scared & their dancing knees knocking.

But no.

How fierce has the competition for attention become since Bambino left the stage anyway?  Very.  Eunsol is no longer feared.

For example, this May Queen video from November (the month the Fancam Goddess returned to Cover) has almost 300,000 views.

This one – from a way more experienced rookie group called Tropical – had yet to break 1,000 views on New Year’s Eve! 

And they have this chick named Eunsol in the group!!! WTF!! 

A devastating comment by a reader here made us feel bad.  But is it true?

If fans feel that way Tropical will be competing with A.Feel, Blah Blah & JSJ for attention.  Not where they want to be.

After a minor car accident Eunsol performed with a bandage on her leg.  Unlike Girl Crush, which seemed to do fine with their various medical devices, Tropical had a hard time. 

The competition ya’ll.

Nugus are going off left & right & that is why Cover in 2019 will be spectacular in Korea.

IN THE FOREIGN CATEGORY

Will any foreign groups imitate the KPOP Cover style & make a run?  The Chinese and Taiwanese still keep trying to put a decent KPOP Cover style product out there.

MILKY

Best we’ve seen is a group with some really beautiful women but with the weird team name Milky!

Covering “Darling” always reminds the luvsick Bodhi of Hadam’s great Cover of the Girl’s Day bop.  Hadam did it better, OK?

HEAT

Nice look but an “E” for Ehhhh.  However her booty work at 1:45 is fappable.  

This group (“Heat”) has a little XOX in them & a killer body on the leader.

But they do not have enough real KPOP Cover DNA in their bloodstream right now.  We could see them bringing the leader to Korea & putting her on contract since she can for sure perform Cover style.  (We would also like to play the inside straight with the dancer wearing the playing cards outfit.)

THE BIG DREAM

You never know with nugus.  They could get sick of the grind & fold. Management could grind them to dust OR they could just be the ONES.  Who thought GoEun would become GoEun?

You never know.  We were SURE that this twerk queen would go to the top.

Jihyun is fierce AF & has the best twerks ever.  But A-SEED flopped.

ON THE OTHER HAND

Every single nugu knows that Girl Crush & Laysha were once unknowns.

The groups all know that nugu supremacy means you have to get real attention.  That is where the more money & appearances start.  Bambino is the classic example.  

But to be like Bomi, Seihee, Zia & Taeri they need to keep pushing their concept further, work hard & finally get so hot that it is…..”Ridiculous!.”

If you are really good a famous video editor like @versacejyx will make you iconic forever!

So let’s got it poppin’ you Nugu bitches.  

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Make BodhiCat Talk write about ya’ll. 

Good luck & Happy New Year!  

2019 새해는 여러분의 최고의 해가 되시길 바랍니다.

 EUNSOL’S TOP 50 VIDEOS OVER 1 MILLION VIEWS!

STELLAR REUNION DINNER (FOR REAL) & BODHI’S IDOLS WHO WANT TO BECOME “COVER SLUTS”

At our other site tonight.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

#respectlaysha #stopsucking  @racingextinction @mis_bless @oceana 

Interlude: BodhiCat Christmas Letter

TODAY IS EUNSOL’S BIRTHDAY

Eunsol aflame!!!  She is only 28 & a legend.)

She is working hard to get her new group in gear for a 2019 success.

But until that success reaches them, what we remember most are her near other-worldly performances & fan service moments, which were outrageous. She shook us. If we could have anything for Christmas, we’d want her to do performances like this again.

OK we say it AGAIN: Eunsol sooo tore up this performance that the world of KPOP’s wigs flew off  “No one knew a Cover dancer could look & do that.” They said. She smoked Idols with her great fancam view numbers.  She owned the moment.  At 28 she is trying to relight the highest fire ever!  Good luck baby!!

And performances with a team that can do this!! (With Seolhyun’s boyfriend getting a Christmas present sitting in that chair!! LOL)  

With Hadam conducting the Bambino leg orchestra, Bambino gives the gift of the season!  Because Eunsol is in it, this one has 1.8 million views.  One of dozens of hers that are now way over 1 million views on her 28th birthday!!

But since we cannot have THAT this year:

ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…..

“OK, BodhiCat.  You got me down the chimney.  Here is that booty shake you wanted this year.  Now, where are my cookies & whiskey??”

DAMN SANTA,

YOU REALLY DID READ MY LETTER!

WISH #1

“Thanks for all the hot Waveya videos.  Can you please send Waveya back out on the road to perform in front of live audiences again!”

Between this, Fly with Me & Girl Crush, this Iggy Azalea cover has been getting a workout!  (Is it us, or did Ari’s booty get thccker??)

Their recent twerking videos are sexy AF.

NOW CLIMBING INTO THE RING….

Wish #2

We want to see a big-time battle between two queens who are competitive AF, fierce, athletic & talented.  So Santa baby, please have Taeri of G-Crush call out Minhee of Stellar.  Then let them climb into that ring & go one-on-one in an erotic cover dance-off to “Vibrato.”  

Who does Stellar better?  Minhee or Taeri?
Let’s have a cash prize of $1 million split 70-30 (with only $500 going to their agencies.)

Wish #3

NOW A WISH FOR OTHERS

“Dear Santa,

We got it wrong about Holly Queen.

Last year they were ranked so high (#5) that we said Juhee & Sun Bi were ruining Fly with Me’s parade!

We thought their bop “Closer” was the hottest in Cover &  even named our end of the year blog posts after a phrase in it (“Up in the High.”)

KPOP Cover Dance Fall Rankings: #5 – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

But damn Santa, they never did anything else! So please Santa, give HQ a great comeback!!”

Wish #4

RESPECT & MONEY

Give this woman all the Makestar money she can count for doing this!!!

Legend.  Merry Christmas to the greatest Sexy Cover dance stylist in KPOP history: GoEun.

PLEASE GIVE THIS WOMAN HADAM’S DANCING SKILLS (AND A NEW WIG!)

Wish #5

This is my most expensive toy request, Santa.  I want Yeon (Hyeon) to dance better & give fan service just like Hadam.  I know some gifts take more time for your elves to put together, but hurry them up.  I’m ready to explode over her but she’s still a diamond in the rough.

If Hyeon (Yeon) gets it right, she’s going to wear us out fapping.

SEASON’S BEST (AND WORST)

Some new dudes & chicks are putting out tribute videos that are OMFG.  Amazing.  We RUN to their posts:

Shoutout to genius @jelly.joenyul!

2018 posts from our other blog (which is all about Bambino, sort of) are going be archived to make way for 2019 soon.  So RUN to read them now.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

I HEARD A THCCCK SOUND.  IS IT A REINDER??

OR A PLASTIC MAMAMOO

Plump & ready for any holiday dinner table, here is a thccck bird called a Hwasa.  Turn on the faux heat & watch this I-Dull try to spin us into thinking she’s got Cover covered.

Maybe Santa will give her a real twerk for Christmas??!!  Fucking I-Dulls, can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em.

Nari is one I-Dull who twerks like a woman should.  Like a Cover queen.  

Go on now Nari.  Nice ‘n’ slo ’til we blow.  These “Wait & Shoot” style twerks are sooo hot. 

SOMEONE’S BEEN NAUGHTY AF & VERY NICE AS ALWAYS

THE BEST BOOTIES GET BETTER

Now we let a woman take over.  An Ultimate Queen.

Pocket Girls is primed for a pump in 2019.  Looking more confident than ever now, the #4 ranked team finishes the year hot, fit & not even throwing open their tops at the peak moment & STILL going off!!!  Sabin does some of the season’s best booty work to close the year!

NUGUS OF 2019

Watch this space for our review of 2018 nugus who we think will dope out in 2019 & go big time.  Who will be the next Shasa or Rose Queen Jini?

Big time shoutout to @versacejxy –  master of the tribute vid. 

WATCH SEIHEE GIVE AN AMAZING SEXUAL PERFORMANCE, WHILE WE SPECULATE ON WHO ELSE CAN RULE COVER IN 2018

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

Up in the High: Boobs Popped, Bootys Shook & Thangs Twerked – 여기에 2018년 최고의 KPOP 카바댄스 순간들이 모였읍니다. 정말 멋진 2018년이었지요!

2018

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IT WAS WILD RIDE!!

IT WAS THE YEAR COVER GOT MUGGED BY AN UNSMILING BITCH & HER “DADDY” & GUN TATTOOS

EVEN LAYSHA FELL TO HER!!

PART ONE: BEST THANGS OF 2018

여기에 2018년 최고의 Kpop 카바댄스 순간들이 모였읍니다. 정말 멋진 2018년이었지요!

BEST TWO-MINUTE DRILL THAT STOPPED OUR HEART

Let’s face it: there was one big new star in Cover Dancing this year.  BOMI.  She got EVERYONE’S attention.

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Bomi nursed Cover back to health!

She may be controversial AF, and look like she’s not totally into her Cover routines, but she is. There were so many fancams & faps & jaw-drops of her. She gave Cover a new heart.   Every time we resisted believing what we were seeing we looked down & our hand was on our dick.  Even with a soft cast on her hand, “Nurse” Jung Bomi  of Girl Crush – a chick no one embraced at first except us – stepped onto the stage, actually looked happy giving fan service & blasted a new opening dance move in outfits Laysha had used that made the whole industry cum.  It was another statement about Girl Crush’s massive ambitions!! (Including water dousings every performance!)

Bomi pulled triggers left & right.  Our fans say this is the best first one minute of 2018 from the Performer of the Year in Cover.  Her “daddy” & .38 handgun tattoos were unique, shocking & her sexy daring made her the Ultimate Fap Queen!

We knew the Era of Bambino really was over & we had a new champion. Bomi is cool.  She does not even acknowledge the famous fancammer, Pharkil.  She KNOWS he will be there whenever she performs because he needs her.  It was that “I don’t give a fuck” attitude that turned us on.

BEST WILD BOOBS POP

While Bomi was out crushing, near the end of the year Yeon of May Queen suddenly became another favorite go-to fap queen. Her thccck sexy & her sometimes sloppy, slutty style really get us off.  But when she did this homage to Hyuna (she tagged Hyuna on it so we know she luvs the I-Dull Queen), she wrecked BodhiCat.  IF she keeps this up (and cuts her hair short again) AND stays on the wild side, she will give us hours of good surf in 2019.  We got lost in her this year & liked it.  She is going to be one of the three best go-to girls next year.

Her wild pops in the first minute knocked us on the floor. Note to her agency: don’t do a Duyoo “Adult Ceremony” & make this a one-time only event!! Pleeeze!!!!

What we luv best about her is that she has cum out of nowhere.  She was one of those girls on the margin, looking for attention & decided to go for it with a sexy concept to offset her obvious lack of dance talent & stage personality skills.  But as she learns the ropes, Yeon can grow into stardom.

BEST ROARING COMEBACK BY THE QUEEN!

We said, “THE Queen.”  For sure Bomi became the new muscle of Cover & boldly went out to claim the champion’s turf.  We said Girl Crush was #1 by TKO.  But then in Summer, after months of not doing much for fancammers or BodhiCat readers, the Laysha Queens returned with a roar that was deafening as a waterfall.  Kind of like the one that they got hit with!!  In just one performance GoEun – the Street Fighting Tiger of Korean Sexy Cover – and Som, her pink-haired partner in breaking & entering zippers everywhere – used the Water Block stage to fire back at Bomi’s gun as only the Sexual Wonders of the KPOP Cover could.  They made it a fight to keep their #1 ranking.

5-4-3-2-1:  OMFG!!!!  She never stops being great…..Some say she was totally humiliated at Water Block 2018.  We say the opposite.  #respectlaysha

It took only :16 seconds for Laysha’s GoEun to reclaim her turf.  No one does it this good when it comes to sexy choreo & leg spreads that give you everything you need. It is what she is all about.  She is the greatest SEXY KPOP Cover stylist ever.  Laysha took on a lot of water & nearly drowned to prove they are the most fearless warriors in Cover. 

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN EX-LAYSHA MEMBER

The Laysha influence by JS Entertainment is still the most dominant.  Among the big success stories this year was a bias, Yubin (the best booty shaker in Laysha once upon a fap.)  With another former member, Hanchoim, she formed Real Camila & is winning in the Idol World.

We always worry that when teams go to the Dark Dull Side they will forget their roots.  But Yubin, in a performance we cannot find on YouTube (above), showed us that she still has the boiling Laysha Cover blood like in the old days (below)!!

Yubin was a first-rate booty-shaking member of the original Laysha & is now a member of Real Camila – which has Cover traces – and is making I-Dull bank!!

BEST COMEBACKS OF 2018:

JINI & ROSE QUEEN ENTER BODHICAT TALK REHAB

The number of cumbacks this year were staggering.  Among them was the dancer Bambino had nearly disposed of for nearly two years.  But she finally won us over & was one of our “stars in stripes.” Jini led Rose Queen to some sizzling new fancam performances & a high Cover Dancer ranking. If Jini were to have talked honestly in her Crazy Giant interview last year, here’s what she would have said:

Jini of Rose Queen with the tightest hot ass in Cover got on a major roll in 2018.  The RQ  leader, whose group seemed out on their feet at one time (courtesy of Bambino), got back into the top Cover ranks at #5.

“We were bitch slapped by them (Bambino) for two years.  My agency made us go to the worst cities in China to work because all of our fans were with Bambino.  ‘Why can’t you be popular like Bambino!’ he shouted.  I started obsessively watching video after video of HER (Hadam) & wondered what had happened to us; to Rose Queen.  Everyone knows that Hadam made people feel like Rose Queen’s concept was so old.  But I had no ability to keep up with her.  She was superior to me.  Such a strong a girl.  She did every move I could do but improved it with her unique style so that most of my men fans would go for her.  It made me almost crazy.  Her numbers were way more than ours!! We couldn’t go all the way with our concept like she did.  It almost took us down.  I am just glad about one thing in 2018: SHE’S GONE!!  I pray Hadam never, ever comes back!! Eunsol I can handle, but not her.”

Jini told her interviewer. “She took our fans & ran us out of the country!”

BUT RQ learned from their Bambino beatdown & roared back to a #5 ranking & BodhiCat’s luv & respect in 2018.  Sunmi & Soel upped their Sexy Cover game before Soel left the group suddenly around the time of this beautiful cover of “Lip & Hip,” which in December  hit 1 million views.

BEST COVER DANCING IN STRIPES

Jini was also one of our major stars in stripes who appeared in our best post of the year.  We wrote about how Cover girls luuuv to get down in outfits with stripes.  

A BodhiCat Interlude: Stars in Stripes

It was a great year for Seihee.  In addition to her group being named #1, she was named Cover’s Body of the Year, edging out GoEun, Pocket Girls’ Habin & Angel’s Baek-jo.

Our 2018 Body of the Year, Seihee, was among the stars in stripes – our most popular blog post of 2018.

BEST COVER OF “GASHINA” BY A WOMEN WITH NO RIGHT HAND & BLIND IN ONE EYE

Bomi (보미)는 그녀자신도 춤을 아주 잘추는 댄서라는걸 보여주어야 합니다

Even with a gauze bandage on her right hand, Bomi’s cover of “Gashina” was breathtaking.  With a half-blind Zia standing behind her, Girl Crush proved that even with one hand and eye tied behind their back (well, you know what we mean), they could blow away a crowd.

That bandage couldn’t have been from too much fapping.  That was OUR problem watching HER!  But Bomi turns Holly Queen cover of “Gashina” from 2017 into her own.  (Yes, wearing the same outfit Sunbi had one when HQ did the cover – ouch.  Did Bomi send a deliberate ‘”message” to the excellent Holly Queen dancer?  We know Bomi is VERY proud of her dancing skills & only uses her mighty body to prove through fancams that she is a great dancer.)

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“Yeah, we were that good!”

Later in the year, after getting rid of the cast & responding to a blog that said, Bomi (보미)는 그녀자신도 춤을 아주 잘추는 댄서라는걸 보여주어야 합니다 (Bomi needs to learn how to dance better), she put on the year’s most breathtakingly beautiful dance skirt & took it up 10 more levels!

We taunted Bomi by saying she needed to dance better.  She went into the studio & came out a queen.  Bomi’s quiet fury & burning drive to push the envelope destroyed Laysha’s reputation as the ONLY great sexy Cover team. Now they have a serious rival again!

BEST STATEMENT DANCE SERIES: WAVEYA

We never know really how much these competitive teams, who are also friends & rivals, do things in response to each other.  But Waveya proudly can claim to be the first true KPOP Sexy Cover Dance team – and they like to say they are still the most popular & the most talented even after 7 years.  But with the sexy concept all around Cover & groups blowing fans away with it, Waveya was maybe starting to feel old.  Like yesterday’s singer.  Whatever it was, starting in October the Meows (Miu & Ari) put out a series of videos built around amazing twerks & sex that made us bow in reverence.  Their Iggy Azalea cover was we cannot even…..BodhiCat wrote that they should go back out on the road to prove themselves again & get that fan luv.  Last week, they did their first shoot for Maxim.  Are they getting ready to come out again??? If they do, they will be eligible for our Rankings! Whooooaaa!!

BEST I-DULL FAN SERVICE

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I-Dulls learned this lesson about putting down Cover girls.  In 2018 they came to play – and play to win.  Meow!!

She almost made Sexy Cover Dancing irrelevant.  In any other year Hyorin’s amazing live performances would have put most Cover dancing away & made it redundant. But fortunately, Cover is alive and well – but so is Hyorin’s embrace of the style.  She proved again that a talented I-Dull doing Cover techniques can also make us fucking crazeee!  

Note to Hyorin: use Fly with Me in as your backup dancers & you won’t be able to count the fan views they’ll be so up in the high.

BEST COVER GIRLS WHO STOPPED SUCKING WHILE GIVING FAN SERVICE & MOVING THEIR BOOTIES

“You guys should be sucking one only thing….”
Like former Dimepiece star Sally, Cover queens say that in 2019 they will only wave & give fan service to fanboys & fangirls who stop using plastic & think about ways to save the ocean twice a day! So #stopsucking @lonelywhale

READ ABOUT EUNSOL’S AMAZING 2018 CUMBACK HERE

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

Up in the High: Preview – 여기에 2018년 최고의 Kpop 카바댄스 순간들이 모였읍니다. 정말 멋진 2018년이었지요!

YEAH, IT’S THE HAPPIEST TIME OF THE  YEAR IN COVER!!!!

TIME TO GET INTO THE BODHICAT COVER DANCE TIME MACHINE

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플윗미는 벌써 크리스마쓰😘❤️

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 Reasons for the Season: four of them!!!!
#3 ranked Fly with Me had an amazing year.  They filled their sexy calendar with a performance every day.  And we never got tired of their exciting creativity & fearless sexy concepts. Our panel of sexperts say they were right behind Bambino fancams for #1 in the Most-Fapped-To category in 2018.

KPOP Cover Dance Summer 2018 Rankings: #3  – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

GET READY FOR OUR ANNUAL REVIEW OF BOOTY-BUSTING, BOOB-POPPING 2018

“UP IN THE HIGH” IS OUR ANNUAL FAP BACKWARD OF THE BEST (AND WORST) OF COVER

And believe it when the BodhiCat tells you this: Cover IS everywhere – it even reaches as far as Spain.  The influence, the bodies, the thrill, the women showing power & making us go where they want us to go.  All we have to do is watch, respect & spread the word.  Dancers in Europe are watching KPOP queens do their thang.

And yet as hot as they Latin dancers can be:

She’s good but she ain’t GoEun!

…..KPOP Cover is still the best deal on earth.  How do we know? Let’s take a look back.

IN 2018 JAPAN PROMISED TO SHOW ITS BIG HOT GIRL MUSCLE GUNS TO KPOP 

Yua Makami promised to bust into Korea & turn KPOP & Cover upside down.  “This is Japanese culture flexing its sexy girl muscle all over Korea,” one report from Soompi said. 

We got very excited for Yua, who was polite but kept dishing out the tease.  After all she had a reputation as a soft core porn star & had her own money.  She didn’t need an asshole agency to ruin her career.  She was in control & would take Cover to a new level.

We should have known better.  We admit we got fooled by that mysteriously beautiful fantasy from the Land of the Rising Sun.

It got clear real fast, thanks to Bomi & Girl Crush, that Honey Popcorn, like most Japanese style KPOP girl exports, are dance acts better left at home.  Bomi turned up her own heat & dancing muscles around the same time & Yua was pretty much forgotten   Bomi defended Korean girls’ honor.

Bomi to Yua: “Makami-san, THIS Is What Real KPOP Cover Looks Like!”

In 2018 KPOP Sexy Cover Dance hit a peak that few other forms of entertainment could get close to.  Again, it was Girl Crush, Laysha (which actually did OK in Japan) & Fly with Me that made up an unbeatable Big Three.  Pocket Girls also showed Asia what Cover bitches were all about!

THE GROUP THAT DID EVERYTHANG THAT MAKES COVER ROCK OUR COCKS HOT WAS NAMED #1 OVERALL!

When asked if she was the “next coming of Eunsol,” Bomi was complimentary about Tropical, Eunsol’s new group & wished them luck.  She may have jokingly added, “Maybe Eunsol wants to be Bomi now.” She sure would want her numbers.

NOT EVEN LAYSHA COULD GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH THE POWERFUL UPSKIRTING OF A NAKEDLY AMBITIOUS GIRL CRUSH.

As millions of views piled up, many said that even Laysha’s GoEun was getting owned by Bomi in 2018.  She was a major new force in Sexy Cover style & gave fans an alternative to Laysha.

Girl Crush did what they had to do & gave us another Bambino-quality big-time group & thrill as they pushed Sexy Concept all the way to what BodhiCat Talk called, “an edgy Sleazy Concept.”

As the year went on we got what they were up to & watched in wonder as they kept getting it more refined until it was the ULTIMATE STATEMENT in Cover & they were a power group, fresh & putting their competitors away. Pocket Girls was nearly forgotten, along with Angels.  Fly with Me & Laysha hung closer than the rest.

SHE HAD A ROUGH YEAR BUT “PARTITION’S” QUEEN IS STILL COVER’S ONLY REAL GENIUS

Yeah, Japanese & Spanish dancers can do it nicely, but no BodhiCat Talk fan will ever forget who the queen of Cover is!

It was a miserable year overall for her, what with the agency scandal & the rise of Girl Crush.  But Kim GoEun has risen to every challenge.

Like she did when she was forced to swallow her pride & lead Laysha as they opened for Bambino, like some nugu backup band, back in 2016 at the K-Hotel, GoEun decided that Laysha would steal the show & she did it again at Water Block 2018.  More on that in our “Up in the High” post on the year’s best performances.

THREE GROUPS ENFORCED COVER LAWS IN 2018

There were more good groups out there than ever before,  but three policed Cover to make sure everyone obeyed THEIR laws.

It is almost impossible to believe a group like Fly with Me would end up ranked behind ANY group, Cover or I-Dull.  But they were.  And they are still running red lights because they are the supreme creative sexual party Authority!!

THERE WERE NUGUS GALORE WHO WILL DOMINATE COVER FOR YEARS TO CUM

Nugus like Black Bunny, May Queen & Venus surprised us with their routines, their outfits, their underdog fight attitude & their big-time, growing confidence.

Nugus are ready to steal attention away in 2019 & keep working on BodhiCat readers to give them all the attention. (Drawing courtesy of Cherry GA)

No one takes more risks but gets more shit from fans, management & the Korean two-faced public than Cover queens.  Although it is getting a little better all the time, you need more than just a hot body, hours in a gym & training & choreo & studying your competition & stamina.  You need something very special to be a great KPOP Sexy Cover Dancer.  (And I don’t mean just BodhiCat…..although you do.)

You need to believe in your own ability to make fanboys & girls scream & watch & go into crazee heat & click & click & click & click……

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If her fan service improves Black Bunny’s Hana will be the next big brunette star in Cover.

So over the next month we are going to tell you about all the times you chicks put us into mean heat & tell you who will do it even better in 2019! 

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Yo, I was punked on this. It was sent by a reader who claimed it was Hadam. Her taste lingers.

Cover ya’ll. It’s everwhere!!!!

IS THIS THE GREATEST INDIVIDUAL FANCAM OF ALL TIME??

And what can Eunsol learn from it before Tropical goes south?

With confidence off the charts, Duyoo crushes her version of “Adult Ceremony” to the tune of 4 million views & KPOP goes into shock. It was only performed by her ONCE.  Nine Muses & Girls Day versions were forgotten!  Duyoo took Switch to the next level with this performance.

ALSO: NEW TODAY (DECEMBER 6):

EUNSOL’S FIRST REAL INTERVIEW SINCE BAMBINO!!  HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT BEING IN THE MOST IMPORTANT COVER GROUP EVER. 

Find out now at Hadam Dismissed.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

FINAL TOP 10 COVER TEAMS OF 2018

#1 – Girl Crush – 걸크러

#2 – Laysha – 레이

#3 – Fly With Me – 플윗

#4: Pocket Girls – 포켓걸스 하빈

KPOP Cover Dance Summer 2018 Rankings: #4  – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

#5: Rose Queen – 로즈퀸 

#6: Holly Queen – 홀리 여왕   

#7: XOX – 엑스오엑스

#8: Switch – 스위치

KPOP Cover Dance Summer 2018 Rankings: #8 – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

#9: Funny Max – _메리트퍼펙 퍼니맥스 

 #10: Angels – 댄스팀 엔젤스

 

Fan Service Friday: A Girl Crush Does it (Again!!) – #1 그리고 그들 모두 중 새로운 챔피온은

Longest Legs of the Year = Most Important Performer of the Year 2018!!!!

THE GIRL WHO “CRUSHED” LAYSHA!!

레이샤를 이긴 여자가 바로 올해의 새로운 막내!!

If Hyeri, GoEun & Som are still staggering around their new agency’s studio, punchdrunk, wondering WTF happened to them & their #1 ranking this year, they can look right at these two things:

Fact is, one very, very hot maknae girl with magical eyes & a body that an I-Dull would kill for is the cute-ass engine that powers Girl Crush.  She is the irresistible ingredient in the slurpy, succulent dish of red hot pussy, power & performance called GIRL CRUSH.

She’s Taeri (Tae) ya’ll.  And she probably don’t need BodhiCat to introduce her anymore.

We don’t luuv her because of what she did to Laysha.  Laysha still has supreme mojo, although their f-boys & f-girls have contracted a bad case of the dreaded SBF (“Split Bias Fever”).

Taeri nails the classic Stellar bop “Marionette” & its killer move: the soft, slow, hot grind booty slide move.  Girl Crush does Stellar as if to say, “We don’t fight the Sexy Concept.  We push it to the ‘Sleazy Concept’ – so you can like it even more!”  

But in addition to making Girl Crush soooo great, she cured me of my own Joonyul withdrawal fever.  Ya’ll, after I saw her do this I don’t not miss Stellar anymore!

 

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Sorry, your group’s name again?  Stiller? Stiffer??  LOL. Naw, it’s Stellar & they are still unforgettable.  But Taeri poured me some Girl Crush & we are drinking it slow & sweet as we watch her & Girl Crush dominate “Vibrato” & “Marionette” covers.  <3

So how did a lowly Cover dancer totally own a major BodhiCat bias, Stellar?  Well, that part we can argue over whiskey. 

Most important, how did Tae make GC #1 so fast?

Here is a lesson for any nugu & TBH the ex-Stellar team too: if you really wanted to be #1 in your category, you need to really do what it takes. 

That is how Tae does it.

When did we know she was our change agent of the Year??

At the EDM Festival in May when this very hot, slutty-sexy looking blonde, thin, but full where it counted & with those beautiful legs & near-Jenny-like tits walked onto the stage. 

Two things immediately were noticeable about Taeri.  She had massive tattoos, the biggest we’d ever seen on a KPOP Cover dancer.  One on her arm & another on her stomach!  IT was awesome. 

BodhiCat is an absolute sucker for slender girls with long legs, great energy & beautiful tits who are fearless in front of wild crowds.  These tattoos were like a billboard on Sunset Strip.  There was nothing shy about them & they shouted to us that this girl was dope.

So when she took that stage smiling & waving & then proceeded to do some of best Cover dancing ever, including a slinky twerk at :56 that slayed everything except the ‘droids in Nier: Automata, she reminded us of Eunsol at her best.

Every dance is a victory dance!  Taeri lets people know why Girl Crush is great. But damn, that love bite on her inner thigh makes us crazeee! 

She had replaced Jenny in the group.  While Jenny is amazing, she doesn’t have Tae’s energy & was not right for G-Crush.  After Jenny split, Girl Crush started heading to the top.  

Just like:

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While everybody was calling her rival teammate Bomi “the new Eunsol,” Tae’s energy & booty poppin’ reminded us of this (now) faded Fancam Goddess who also made her team #1 almost overnight.

TAERI VERSUS HYERI

Taeri always satisfies.  She takes control when she has to.  And she can whip her body around until you fap & fap hard.

For sure it was Bomi’s year.  But Taeri is the real story BEHIND the story.  She is the woman who “defeated” Laysha because when we compared her to Hyeri, she won.  Bomi & Som were about even.  So if she hadn’t been in the group, GC would have ended up #2.

Ironically, Hyeri was last year’s Maknae of the year. 

The Hadam Watch (Week of September 25)

Hyeri is iconic, but we think she has lost some edge.  But she is probably reinventing herself.  She has to.

Tae said in her post, “Now Girl Crush gets ‘thunder noises’ from fans. So happy.'”  Girl Crush needed to get Laysha’s thunderous noise.  They haven’t quite gotten as much though.  I don’t know if anyone outside I-Dulls in big stadiums will.

But she (and they) get all the attention she needs now.  Their crowds are beginning to stir for GC like the drunken beasts that Laysha & Bambino unleashed & then learned how to rule & manipulate every night.

In only 3 days this had 177,000 views!  How gay do the black thong straps make you?

Taeri is Maknae of the Year because her style is intentional & direct & she dances to Stellar as if they wrote those amazing songs waiting for someone like her to come along & dance to them.

So she was NOT a good choice for Girl Crush. She was the ONLY choice!

홧팅

#stopsucking @girlcrush_tr @mis_bless

From the BodhiJournal:

NOTES TO SELF: Girl Crush Influence is Everywhere!

and

Sally (Miss Bless) Just Got Us Off With Her Eyes!!

The Girl Crush Effect (tight skirts pulled up to deliberately reveal underwear) has gone to the Auto Salon.  GC are becoming trend-setters of excellence. 

If you don’t think this is the Girl Crush effect at work at Auto Salons now, think again.  Ever since Bomi showed up this Summer, the hemline has gone up to the underwear level.  Girl Crush: trend-setting with their “let’s just go for it” concept.”

SALLY’S FAP REEL – FOR REAL

Now to the extreme: Sally of Dimepiece is the smartest, vampiest chick in Cover IOHO.

How in the world does a Cover queen standing on a street corner, flirting into a camera, create a “fap reel” in :10 seconds?

By doing what only Sally can do: acting with her eyes like a French woman & totally seducing us by flirting & suggesting what she might do.  This may be the hottest “fan service” thang we’ve ever seen without a thigh band, safety shorts peeking through tight jeans shorts, a boob pop or a cameltoe.

Shows you that a Cover queen can seduce because they are just special.  Damn, Sally, you wrecked us here – you hot flirt!!

Luv @mis_bless ya’ll

WE GIVE ADVICE TO EUNSOL & TROPICAL ON OUR OTHER POST

Let’s face it, so far Eunsol’s comeback has been an ankle buster.  (In surfing that means a wave that isn’t even big enough for a beginner to ride.) Some of their latest stuff looks better but is a long, long way from the fap machine cock busting, gay-making ride that Eunsol used to be!

So since they didn’t ask for our advice we are giving it anyway.  (It’s the BodhiCat Talk readers’ way!) It is up on our “Hadam Dismissed” blog.  It is the first of a two-part advice giving session to the great Eunsol.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

Much-improved teams like #4 ranked Pocket Girls are reminding Eunsol & her beautiful Tropical group members that things have a changed a lot since Bambino was blowing everybody off the stage.  The new competition is fierce.  What can Tropical do to bust through & make Eunsol queen of all fancams again???

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