May Was Amazing: June Will Be Better for Hot Cover Dancing

IT’S JUNE!  COMING THIS MONTH FROM BODHICAT TALK :

BOMI AND GOEUN.  HAS THE YOUNGER DANCER FINALLY OVERTAKEN THE QUEEN?

May is over  What a month!  June & Summer are going to be spectacular.  Never have so many groups been so different & so confident of their dancing!

So next week we get down to it.  First we will ask the BIG ONE:

Who is the #1 dancer in KSCD? 

GoEun has dominated for three years but is she getting too old to hold on against a wild dancing Bomi?

Don’t forget our other blog.  We have a brand new post up last night & we write about Laysha’s struggle to get Hayeon into Som’s position & how G-Crush is taking advantage (and why Zia is doing Hadam-style fan service). What will the water pouring look like this season? The fan service? Who will be #1?

Will all those hot nugus outdance the big stars??

Here is a sneak preview: 

MEANWHILE THCCK LAYSHA LOOKED LUMPY

Still delicious & arousing, Laysha seemed to be a step or two behind in May. 

Hayeong was getting her groove & Hyeri seemed to be the one taking control of the crowds.  GoEun was almost distant, wondering if a new Chanel bag had been placed in her room by an admirer.

But when Hadam was not dancing with them, Laysha – once the class of Cover – looked a lot like the #2 group they are now. 

They could not even burst close to any of the high power electrical storms Bomi & team were thundering out every night.

Laysha needs a really great Summer season to get back to normal. Their line-up changed every performance almost & you needed a spreadsheet to keep track of them.  This is LAYSHA not Switch said BodhiCat Talk readers!

And a LOT more! Looking at Waveya’s live performance & Black Bunnies, the new hot nugus who are breaking out BIG TIME with a new song coming out!  Are they the next super group in Cover?

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

GROUPS THAT NEED A STEAMY CUP OF HOT TAE

It is not easy to get into a KPOP Sexy Cover Dance group.

Even in the pre-Bambino days it was hard.  Even when Cover was the place where older, failed I-Dull candidates went to try to some way get into the business through the “back door” it was hard.  (And it was humiliating because it was where agencies tried to get into a performer’s “back door” with a promise of fame.)

Even when you are in it is really, really hard to get your group a Top 10 ranking.  Today the competition & skill required is sooooo high.  But if a team gets a dope concept & then a ranking they are considered “stars” & queens. 

It usually doesn’t happen though.  Most groups fail.  T

But the right girl in the right situation can do amazing thangs.  For example, Fly with Me looked like a total washout.  Three years ago Bambino & Switch super chicks like Minji made FWM’s nugu Rea look real bad.

But then Shasa came along & the game changed!!

This leads us to consider the buzz over former May Queen, Hayeon. 

Not too long ago she was not much more than a lusty fap reel.  She was choreo-challenged, sluggish a lot of the time, badly managed but still incredibly fleshy & sexy AF. 

Lightning never hit May Queen but Hayeon won the lottery when  Laysha’s agency – on the advice of this blog & BodhiCat Talk readers – hired her.

Hayeon is now trying to become the turnaround talent that brings Laysha a #1 ranking again.  Oh and there is also this chick named Hadam trying to do it for them too!

Let’s see how it goes.

Getting to #1, falling from #1 & then hoping a maknae can save the group is like trying to find a performer who can do this every night:

Bambino’s Dahee had a signature move that was incredible.  They were never challenged for the top spot.    

It is almost impossible to stay on top unless you are Bambino.  And even when you are THEM, if there is a lineup change or you change the concept or you get stupid & try to become an I-Dull, or stop performing for awhile OR leave your successful  group…….

Image result for sexy girls pole dance fails gfycat

…..crash. You are usually fucked.

Even Eunsol could not guarantee success after Hadam left Bambino.  EUNSOL!! With her zillion fancam views. This should scare the poop out of every agency.

When Hadam left the group Eunsol & Dahee could not keep Bambino at #1. Bambino 2.0 became an average, boring group.  

And when Eunsol started with Tropical & it fell……..fast………and y’all saw how hard it was to be great in Cover.

Turning a group around & getting them to the top is like trying to catch a fart & paint it orange during a windstorm. 

That is why we were shocked when Taeri of Girl Crush said she could  have “turned Bambino & Dimepiece around.” 

In the corporate world a “turnaround artists” makes amazingly big bucks because it is soooooo hard to do.

But Tae can back up her claim.

Cover has few great turnaround artists.  Like we said Taeri of Girl Crush – who was unknown before – is the best at it.

TAERI “CRUSHED” LAYSHA

레이샤를 이긴 여자가 바로 올해의 새로운 막내!!

HOW DID SHE DO IT?

Tae changed Girl Crush with a ton of energy, a sexy body that just could not be resisted & made an important choice of music.  She decided to outdo an I-Dull group using their own song!

But her real secret is that she knows how to go HARD!!  Only a few really have this skill.

When Taeri replaced Jenny, whose performances were good but not electric, you could see that Jenny could not (and still cannot) go hard.

In Summer 2017 Girl Crush (even with Jenny, Seihee & a blonde Bomi) looked & tasted great.  But they were sputtering & lost in the middle in the rankings.  The group wasn’t going hard.

The management decided to bump Jenny.  They tried to get Gayoung back but she would not even talk to them because of what they had done to Jenny.

Jenny was dismissed from Girl Crush & became successful as a freelancer.  She was replaced by Taeri (on the left) who tore the audiences apart almost immediately. 

When DAM Entertainment brought in unknown Taeri, she was jut a skinny blonde with equally nice tits & the biggest tattoo of any Cover dancer ever.  It was hard to see how this rookie would hang much less replace a solid & popular ex-Laysha sexy dance performer like Jenny. 

That is until she started to perform!

When Tae started to perform we ALL understood what we were seeing.  OMG!!  And she was hungry to burn!

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No one even remembered Jenny being in Girl Crush after a few of these videos popped.

She was not your girl next door but you would buy the house next to hers for sure!!!

Tae’s raw super sex-charged bouncing aggressive style – and even her thin body, which was taut, tight & tongue-dragging with a touch of fashion style – won over crowds

She was like the other great DAM Entertainment stable artist who also made Switch sizzle.

Gayoung!!!!!

Gayoung made Switch a super group.

They cut loose, dousing water, grabbing poles like strippers & got themselves snapped out & their fans supercharged & totally horny. 

The real POW!!! for Tae came when she put a lick into Stellar’s songs – and did them the way Stellar SHOULD HAVE. 

Like Dahee’s leg raises at Bambino Taeri’s covers of Stellar made Girl Crush happen.

Taeri took Stellar’s music & made it what it was written to be.  Sexy AF & for beautiful, slinky women.  When you compare Tae to Stellar’s  Hyoeun they are both fine AF.  But  when you factor in the camel toe & the bedroom pose – enough said.  

With Bomi’s fearless stage posing & popularity soaring & Laysha’s near-collapse, Girl Crush was on its way to #1 where they stay!

They may be shaky at the top but they are still there riding Taeri’s hard-ass energy, Bomi’s supremely sexy style, Zia’s beauty & Yona’s cuteness.

CAN THESE PERFORMERS TURN THEIR GROUPS AROUND TOO?

Other groups are hoping they find their Gayoung or cup of Tae this season. 

Of course Laysha is almost desperate to find Som’s replacement.  Even Hadam & Seihee have so far tried & mostly failed.

Hayeon, another no-name (just like Tae & Gayoung were when they started) has had more success than Hadam!!  Maybe Hadam’s time is past.

Or maybe it’s those thcck legs & tits ya’ll.

Rose Queen, XOX &  Nugus like Blah Blah are hoping for a turnaround artist to make their crowds crazeee 

RQ is hoping Lisa can bust it open for them & finally get them to the top of the rankings.

But getting up that pole & taking our breath out of our lungs is what Taeri & Gayoung & Eunsol & Shasa are all about! 

They are “Cover Premium.”

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When it works, it’s a thang of beauty & sex in motion.

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Girl Crush’s Taeri 태리: “I Could Have Saved Bambino & Dimepiece”

IT’S JUNE!  COMING THIS WEEK:

BOMI AND GOEUN.  HAS THE YOUNGER DANCER FINALLY OVERTAKEN THE QUEEN?

Next week we get down to it.  Who is the #1 dancer in KSCD? 

GoEun has dominated for three years but is she getting too old to hold on against a wild dancing Bomi?

Don’t forget our other blog.  We have a brand new post up last night & we write about Laysha’s struggle to get Hayeon into Som’s position & how G-Crush is taking advantage (and why Zia is doing Hadam-style fan service). 

Here is a sneak preview: 

MEANWHILE THCCK LAYSHA LOOKED LUMPY

Still delicious & arousing, Laysha seemed to be a step or two behind in May. 

Hayeong was getting her groove & Hyeri seemed to be the one taking control of the crowds.  GoEun was almost distant, wondering if a new Chanel bag had been placed in her room by an admirer.

But when Hadam was not dancing with them, Laysha – once the class of Cover – looked a lot like the #2 group they are now. 

They could not even burst close to any of the high power electrical storms Bomi & team were thundering out every night.

Laysha needs a really great Summer season to get back to normal. Their line-up changed every performance almost & you needed a spreadsheet to keep track of them.  This is LAYSHA not Switch said BodhiCat Talk readers!

And a LOT more! Looking at Waveya’s live performance & Black Bunnies, the new hot nugus who are breaking out BIG TIME with a new song coming out!  Are they the next super group in Cover?

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

GROUPS THAT NEED A STEAMY CUP OF HOT TAE

It is not easy to get into a KPOP Sexy Cover Dance group.

Even in the pre-Bambino days it was hard.  Even when Cover was the place where older, failed I-Dull candidates went to try to some way get into the business through the “back door” it was hard.  (And it was humiliating because it was where agencies tried to get into a performer’s “back door” with a promise of fame.)

Even when you are in it is really, really hard to get your group a Top 10 ranking.  Today the competition & skill required is sooooo high.  But if a team gets a dope concept & then a ranking they are considered “stars” & queens. 

It usually doesn’t happen though.  Most groups fail.  T

But the right girl in the right situation can do amazing thangs.  For example, Fly with Me looked like a total washout.  Three years ago Bambino & Switch super chicks like Minji made FWM’s nugu Rea look real bad.

But then Shasa came along & the game changed!!

This leads us to consider the buzz over former May Queen, Hayeon. 

Not too long ago she was not much more than a lusty fap reel.  She was choreo-challenged, sluggish a lot of the time, badly managed but still incredibly fleshy & sexy AF. 

Lightning never hit May Queen but Hayeon won the lottery when  Laysha’s agency – on the advice of this blog & BodhiCat Talk readers – hired her.

Hayeon is now trying to become the turnaround talent that brings Laysha a #1 ranking again.  Oh and there is also this chick named Hadam trying to do it for them too!

Let’s see how it goes.

Getting to #1, falling from #1 & then hoping a maknae can save the group is like trying to find a performer who can do this every night:

Bambino’s Dahee had a signature move that was incredible.  They were never challenged for the top spot.    

It is almost impossible to stay on top unless you are Bambino.  And even when you are THEM, if there is a lineup change or you change the concept or you get stupid & try to become an I-Dull, or stop performing for awhile OR leave your successful  group…….

Image result for sexy girls pole dance fails gfycat

…..crash. You are usually fucked.

Even Eunsol could not guarantee success after Hadam left Bambino.  EUNSOL!! With her zillion fancam views. This should scare the poop out of every agency.

When Hadam left the group Eunsol & Dahee could not keep Bambino at #1. Bambino 2.0 became an average, boring group.  

And when Eunsol started with Tropical & it fell……..fast………and y’all saw how hard it was to be great in Cover.

Turning a group around & getting them to the top is like trying to catch a fart & paint it orange during a windstorm. 

That is why we were shocked when Taeri of Girl Crush said she could  have “turned Bambino & Dimepiece around.” 

In the corporate world a “turnaround artists” makes amazingly big bucks because it is soooooo hard to do.

But Tae can back up her claim.

Cover has few great turnaround artists.  Like we said Taeri of Girl Crush – who was unknown before – is the best at it.

TAERI “CRUSHED” LAYSHA

레이샤를 이긴 여자가 바로 올해의 새로운 막내!!

HOW DID SHE DO IT?

Tae changed Girl Crush with a ton of energy, a sexy body that just could not be resisted & made an important choice of music.  She decided to outdo an I-Dull group using their own song!

But her real secret is that she knows how to go HARD!!  Only a few really have this skill.

When Taeri replaced Jenny, whose performances were good but not electric, you could see that Jenny could not (and still cannot) go hard.

In Summer 2017 Girl Crush (even with Jenny, Seihee & a blonde Bomi) looked & tasted great.  But they were sputtering & lost in the middle in the rankings.  The group wasn’t going hard.

The management decided to bump Jenny.  They tried to get Gayoung back but she would not even talk to them because of what they had done to Jenny.

Jenny was dismissed from Girl Crush & became successful as a freelancer.  She was replaced by Taeri (on the left) who tore the audiences apart almost immediately. 

When DAM Entertainment brought in unknown Taeri, she was jut a skinny blonde with equally nice tits & the biggest tattoo of any Cover dancer ever.  It was hard to see how this rookie would hang much less replace a solid & popular ex-Laysha sexy dance performer like Jenny. 

That is until she started to perform!

When Tae started to perform we ALL understood what we were seeing.  OMG!!  And she was hungry to burn!

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No one even remembered Jenny being in Girl Crush after a few of these videos popped.

She was not your girl next door but you would buy the house next to hers for sure!!!

Tae’s raw super sex-charged bouncing aggressive style – and even her thin body, which was taut, tight & tongue-dragging with a touch of fashion style – won over crowds

She was like the other great DAM Entertainment stable artist who also made Switch sizzle.

Gayoung!!!!!

Gayoung made Switch a super group.

They cut loose, dousing water, grabbing poles like strippers & got themselves snapped out & their fans supercharged & totally horny. 

The real POW!!! for Tae came when she put a lick into Stellar’s songs – and did them the way Stellar SHOULD HAVE. 

Like Dahee’s leg raises at Bambino Taeri’s covers of Stellar made Girl Crush happen.

Taeri took Stellar’s music & made it what it was written to be.  Sexy AF & for beautiful, slinky women.  When you compare Tae to Stellar’s  Hyoeun they are both fine AF.  But  when you factor in the camel toe & the bedroom pose – enough said.  

With Bomi’s fearless stage posing & popularity soaring & Laysha’s near-collapse, Girl Crush was on its way to #1 where they stay!

They may be shaky at the top but they are still there riding Taeri’s hard-ass energy, Bomi’s supremely sexy style, Zia’s beauty & Yona’s cuteness.

CAN THESE PERFORMERS TURN THEIR GROUPS AROUND TOO?

Other groups are hoping they find their Gayoung or cup of Tae this season. 

Of course Laysha is almost desperate to find Som’s replacement.  Even Hadam & Seihee have so far tried & mostly failed.

Hayeon, another no-name (just like Tae & Gayoung were when they started) has had more success than Hadam!!  Maybe Hadam’s time is past.

Or maybe it’s those thcck legs & tits ya’ll.

Rose Queen, XOX &  Nugus like Blah Blah are hoping for a turnaround artist to make their crowds crazeee 

RQ is hoping Lisa can bust it open for them & finally get them to the top of the rankings.

But getting up that pole & taking our breath out of our lungs is what Taeri & Gayoung & Eunsol & Shasa are all about! 

They are “Cover Premium.”

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When it works, it’s a thang of beauty & sex in motion.

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The Biggest Surprises of KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing 2019 – 소리 질러!!!

TAKE THAT GIRL CRUSH!!

SEIHEE JOINS LAYSHA & THEY ROAR BACK IN A STAGE PERFORMANCE CUMBACK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

With the release of this fancam by Rock Music two things are now official: Seihee and Bomi are rivals & Hyeri is no longer the maknae of Laysha!

According to former Dimepiece star & our industry insider, Sally, Laysha is an amazing group that can not be duplicated or replaced. But she added that the team is getting old.  So the news that they have brought on a young Seihee from Girl Crush is a shock but makes sense.  

So far they have tried Hadam (old), Hayeon (unskilled) & now Seihee.  She was GC’s best dancer & is a lust-for body.  So maybe she will give Laysha that face-lift its management thinks it needs. 

But then Seihee was replaced AGAIN with Hayeon who had an amazing few nights.  She may be the “keeper” & Seihee was used to piss off Girl Crush!  Who knows??

After a few tries, Hayeon started to go off this week!  Laysha will easily return to #1 if she becomes a star – Laysha style.

Whatever, there are so many surprises going down in Cover we can’t keep up! 

Here are a few more:

SURPRISE #1:

THE QUALITY OF THE NUGUS

MEET THE PROFESSOR OF COVER (아라)

이 댄스그룹은 2019년도에 대인기팀이 될겄입니다. Bodhicat이 이들에 관한 기사를 쓸겄입니다.

Ya’ll, you just never know when it comes to Cover dancers. They just appear!

Helloooooo thcckkkiee!!! Is this Lady 아라(Ara) a future Cover Queen??

Look at her

With water dousing & festival season cuming faster than a Trump lie this might be the best season for pure sexy Cover dancing by thcck women who can really stun us.  And the new crop is  popping up everywhere & is confident from the get go.

Here is Ara of Lady Girl who performed at Bomi’s show!  We hear Bomi might be managing her subgroup.  She has a lot of the Queen of Cover’s style & sexy choreo.  

It isn’t often that a hot new KPOP Sexy Cover dancer shows up wearing glasses like my old Journalism prof at UCLA – but looking hot AF.   She wears glasses because contacts bothered her eyes.  For real.  BodhiCat Talk thinks it’s a great “look” for her.

“Professor Ara” is reallllllllly amazing.

The “Professor” is teaching us an early lesson: this is the year of the powerful Nugu class.

SURPRISE #2: BOMI VERSUS THE NUGU

Does Bomi kind of get owned by this hot, thccck confident Nugu??

No doubt Bomi is the Queen of Sexy Cover.  But this new group of nugus has no fear of the greater, famous ones.  Check out this battle video and tell us who you think “won” this “Hip & Lip” cover contest?

SURPRISE #3: BOUNCE OF THE BUNNIES 

Easter is over but things are hopping high with this team. And we’d like to hop their most popular dancer.

No surprise.  Our choice for hottest bunny is a lock. Black Bunny’s Hana like we predicted last year has become a star.>>>

After getting her first viral fancam she did Brown Eyed Girls bop in a new outfit.  Let’s face it, while people say BB is “Fly with Me Lite,” Hana is just too hot, too cute & as Bomi thinks, too ambitious not to be about ready to have a BIG BIG festival season.

She is taking over the rabbit world ya’ll.  The only question is what will Black Bunny’s ranking be this year?  And how far can they go?

SURPRISE #4: THE 2 HOT NEW STARS IN ESTABLISHED GROUPS

ATI & LISA 

Speed & heat: Fly with Me has no rivals when it comes to hare AF fire-off, sexy cover dancing.

SURPRISE #5: YERI’S FUCKING LEGS!!

Yeri of Black Bunny has absolute killer legs.  As hot as any member of Diana – a group whose members she reminds us of – Yeri is teamed with Hana & may give the Dark Bunnies a killer combination that will drive fans over the edge during the Festival season.

Best legs in Cover? Yep. Yeri of Black Bunny.

SURPRISE #6: HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO PROPOSING MARRIAGE TO ZIA

She is the KPOP dancer we would most luv to have a hot affair with in Paris.  Why? Because her name has a kind of French porn ring to it: Zia!

“You could sit with her in a cafe & she would get every eye on the street,” says our statistician Spence Auburn.

She just keeps growing on us & we don’t know why!!

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Oh sure we do!

SURPRISE #7: HOW FWM PUT OUT A KAYFABE BATTLE VIDEO OF SHASA VS LISA

Suddenly Cover groups are taking BodhiCat Talk’s advice & showing the world how bad ass they are against I-Dulls.

Shasa vs Lisa of Black Pink!!  We were shook.

She took on Black Pink’s superstar with this cover.

IS THIS “COVER?”

Our newest surprise, Lady Girl’s “sexy professor” Ara is on her way to Cover fame.  We have high expectations.  She has improved since February when she looked delicious & went through a standard cover of “Expectation.” 

How did we miss her? 

It reminded us of a surprise from long ago, when Stellar’s amazing Minhee, along  with Jiso of Tahiti rocked a cover of the song like never before.  It was the night I-Dulls became two of the best Sexy Cover Dancers in KPOP.

Minhee of Stellar (whose group really was a “Cover” group hiding as I-Dulls) surprised everybody by stealing this show.  No one could stop looking at her.

Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Duyoo (두유) – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Edition 3

Ever see a KPOP Cover female “Stud??!”  Here is what it looks like. She is iconic (and has been since 2014).  AND she’s available again for any team that wants a REAL hot dancer.

SHE SHOOK EARTH WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST SEXY COVER DANCES OF ALL TIME!

WHO IS SHE? DUYOO? HYOKUNG? DJ  DUYO? COCO? & DJ COCO?

(RIGHT NOW SHE IS DUYOO UNEMPLOYED!)

이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다!

She drips & ooooozes confidence with every move!!

She is known by many names & she slays under all of them!!

She is such a fine sexy dancer & charismatic charming entertainer.  Her  drop-dead body is strong like an athlete’s. She took on her friend Dahee (formerly of Bambino) in their boxing class & almost knocked her out on her feet!  She once flashed her muscle on stage to “ooohhhs & aaahhhs.”

This woman can do anything.  And when it comes to KPOP Sexy Cover she has done it all.

 She has the talent to keep a crowd whipped-up from first note to last in true Sexy Concept style. 

She is SOOO amazing!!  She is worshipped by BodhiCat Talk readers & fanboys & girls.

So why the fuck is she always UNEMPLOYED & her groups seem to flop a lot??!!!

Does Duyoo just have bad luck? 

Laysha, if you are listening we have another dancer you can surprise us with if Hayeon doesn’t work out or if Hadam stays with her Lucky Bastard boyfriend, or if Som keeps drifting like pretty wood on the sea of non-dancing.

In early 2015 while Bambino was tearing things up, a young beautiful, short-haired Duyoo did a cover of EXID that was really good. 

But for some reason the influential Anti-KPOP Fangirl site reviewed the cover & absolutely trashed her.

They basically called her a desperate hooker & said her group (Switch) was a bust.  Neither was true. It really hurt her image.

BUT SHE GOT REVENGE!

Contrary to popular opinion, Hadam did NOT dance the most beautiful sexy artistic Cover of all time. She danced the most beautiful “New Thang” pussy wag ever.

Duyoo did the beautiful thang.

One year after being called a whore & then being compared (way unfavorably) to Eunsol she did something unbelievable on a stage.

It was sooo unexpected.

At an outside busker fair Duyoo came out from behind her mixing board & went off. 

Way off.

BodhiCat Talk had had never seen a dance like this. Nobody has since either.

The thin crowd were given a thcck gift of Sexy Cover perfection. The crowd was small but if you were there it was amazing.

It has been seen by millions!!

It will always be watched as the most fappable art in Cover history.

It was genius. It shook & it was shocking as a bomb.

Queen snaps!!!  Duyoo #duyoo is the most underrated Sexy Cover Dance performer of all time! Her stride back to the mixing board after this stunning dance is a fap reel  itself.

With confidence off the charts, Duyoo came out from behind her DJ pose in an outfit that dropped jaws.  She had on a denim jacket over a bra that was like a queen’s jewels.  She proceeded to crush a version of “Adult Ceremony,” which she had never covered before.

It became a classic viral fancam.  

Those 4.5 million views don’t even begin to tell the tale of her tail.

But for some reason she only performed it live ONCE. 

Nine Muses (whose version Duyoo had taken it from) was forgotten!  Girls Day’s version was not even thought about after this.

Duyoo saw this I-Dull version & took it up 50,000 feet!

Duyoo took Switch to the next level with this Cover underground performance.

She has a special place in BodhiCat Talk icons’ history.

There are so many questions about this performance:

The BIG ONE: why didn’t she do it again & again & again??? 

Next to Hadam’s “New Thang” in 2015, “Adult Ceremony” is still the most attention getting 1:26 in Cover.

Maxim immediately hired her to cover it.  When she did there was a Hadam/Bambino type scandal about whether she had a “commando” moment at :44. 

You decide.

당신은 사랑스럽게 보입니다.  She did the cover of “Adult Ceremony” one more time for MAXIM in a breathtaking outfit to promote the website & magazine.  Someone said she looked like a cross between Hadam’s sharp, strong sexual dancing & Som’s thcck lusty fun style.  

There was talk that DAM Entertainment got freaked by the “scandal” buzz. 

BodhiCat Talk readers don’t believe it.

Even Girl Crush’s Bomi who was smart enough to give it a try & hope for the same results couldn’t get to Duyoo’s level. Bomi, we know, ain’t worried about a thang when it comes to scandals.

Cover’s ultimate thief, Queen Bomi, gave Duyoo’s materpiece a shot.  Nope.

DJ DUYOO THE GHOST

After Switch her status at DAM Entertainment has been like a ghost.  She looked like she would finally get her star when ICIA started to go off. 

Her cover of “Talk Dirty” blew off wigs.  Her booty work was amazing. ICIA was poised to be I-Dulls.

But ICIA disappointed.  So did Label Up, her recent gig.  

She has floated from project to project at DAM doing DJ work, dancing & always, always, always being hot.

We have developed more than a bias for Duyoo.  It is a bias with two shots of vodka and 102 shots of full-fledged lust & worship. The woman has covered so many songs, roles & styles.  She makes every performer she is with hotter.

BUT SWITCH WAS HER BEST WORK

But Switch was her real vehicle.

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The Switch team was super group.

Switch was a group of stars. Iconic AF.

Even with the amazing BodhiCat Talk Master Gayoung on a stage, Duyoo could dominate a dance. 

This woman has been looking amazing with an amazing body since 2013.  She may have started Cover dancing & been in it longer than anyone.

Smoke a Duyoo: Cover Dance Fap-Making since 2013!

Duyoo, with her big body & ability to go drooling hot sexy whenever she wants should be spoken with same revereance as Bomi & GoEun & at the top of our rankings. 

Her body rivals them all & she is more athletic & flexible on a stage.

 And when she wants your tongue to drag she just goes for it & you are as punchdrunk as Dahee was the day the two buds sparred in a gym.

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Laysha needs to add Duyoo to its revolving door lineup ya’ll.

QUEEN & FAN FAVORITE

She never forgets her roots.  Before going to the mixing board, she gave her fans the service that they came to expect from her.

She knew how to get attention like a Cover queen does.  (Check out the back muscles!) 

She carried Switch & it’s hot new rookies to a #8 ranking. She backed up Girl Crush & made them better too.  Even as a DJ she makes us hornier than the girls dancing in front of her.

But when she it out front, it’s all Duyoo.

This slomo vid shows her off.  Fan pleasing action.

There is only one Duyoo but which one should she be!!???  @djdoo_u

ON OUR OTHER POST:

HOT, THCCK BOOB BOUNCING HAYEON “MAY” STILL GET HER #1 RANKING!

If we asked you which member of Laysha would have the most fanviews in a new Drighk fancam, would you say GoEun or Hyeri?

How about Chaejin, Som or hapless Hadam?

Well it’s none of them. 

It’s her. 메이퀸 하연 joins Laysha!

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

 

KPOP Sexy Cover Dance Special Report: Laysha Adds A (May) Queen!!!!! 메이퀸

BodhiCat Talk Special Post:

LAYSHA LAUNCHES A SECRET WEAPON (AND THE BOMB IS NOT HADAM!)

메이퀸 하연 JOINS LAYSHA!

In an otherwise average, low-energy outdoor “comeback,” Laysha pulled down Bodhi’s zipper & pulled out another BIG THCCK AF surprise.  

They got rid of Hadam & Som (at least temporarily.) 

And they added a May Queen member!!

Two things we know for sure here…..

The dancer on the stage wasn’t Som & sure AF wasn’t Hadam (unless Hadam has put on 20 pounds & forgotten how to dance & Som went into a coma while she was doing whatever the fuck the poor queen has been doing.)

Even so who they HAD on stage & in their groups is a huge shock.

She is one of the hottest, sluttiest KPOP queens ever.  She is not known for her fierce dancing or fan service but she has a beautiful face & a body built for the horny fan in the Age of the Chunky Cover dancer.

Most important of all she has amazing boobs, strong legs & ooooozes charisma.

So it turns out that one of Bodhicat Talk readers’ picks for stardom in 2019 is now in Laysha!!!  Or the Revolving Doorsha, once known as Laysha.

Hayeon of May Queen danced with Laysha.  That’s right. The thcckest thcckie of them all.  Boob bouncing thriller Hayeon danced all the Laysha classics with GoEun & the team!! 

My chocolate did cream. She got us off more than Hadam in her short deal with #2 Laysha.  (But not for her dancing….)

We thought Hayeon had bailed on us when May Queen went poop.  But now she showed up here. 

What is going on this year?? Miracle after miracle keeps happening.

OK. If this is her first performance it was a little – uggh – bumpy as both me and video editor Versacejxy agree.  (See @kpopcoverdance on Instagram for her comment.)

But this is a shocking surprise move by Laysha to get back their #1 ranking from Girl Crush!!  We luuuv it. It’s the long pass for a winning touchdown.  It may be a little desperate, but so are we!!  We want Laysha to roar back at GC & Hayeon to have a long, hot festival season. 

If Hayeon starts doing water dousing, oh my my.  She’s all mine.  

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Hayeon needs to show better fan service beyond wearing the uniform of “serving” if she is going to be a true Laysha member.  She can do it we think.

Right now Hayeon looked really unsure of herself & her foot speed for the challenging Laysha choreo was slow.  She is not light on her feet.  Lets say Hayeon luvs gravity & it luvs her back. 

Don’t think she’s a surfer. 

Not her best performances.  But that is OK.  It was her first ride on a new board.  This is not what Hayeon is all about anyway. She can dance some Cover.  We want her big & hot & she was.  

Her boobs bounced & her body puts us in heat no matter what she does. She needs a lot of training though.

We like the matchup with Hyeri.  Same styles. Slow-footed but plumpy pleasure.  The fuckable factor & Hyeri knows the tease. 

But she needs to clean up, get with the Laysha program & toss that fucking wig away – and start blowing ours off like she has done before.

She never fails. She has IT. 

She had IT with May Queen too and if A1 Agency keeps reading BodhiCat Talk & taking our advice (as we are told today by our Angie Lee they are) LOL!

For real A1 you made a good choice here.  Let’s see how it plays out.  IF you decide to bring Hadam in full-time, though, no problem there.

She will get better as a dancer, fan service entertainer & may fit with this great team. 

Don’t worry ya’ll, Hayeon can get the job done when she gets over her nervous being with an iconic team. 

Good luck to Hayeon!  홧팅 .

HAYEON’S COSTUME: A MOONLIGHT  SHOWER MOMENT?

The performance itself was mediocre but let’s face it IF Hadam is not going to work for Laysha – which could have made them #1 overnight –  Hayeon can give them a little of that sloppy, slutty, very sexy flavor that might work nicely given Laysha’s style.

One thing we noticed in Hayeon’s costume was the “fallen strap” on one side look.

Is this Hadam’s influence on her?

Remember this from Bambino’s “Moonlight Shower” time?

Did Hayeon borrow her look last night from this Hadam performance? (We hope she someday dances like The Greatest Cover Dancer of All Time does too!)

We’ll have more on Hayeon’s launch with Laysha on our other post too.  Very soon.  For now watch Hayeon, Hyuna & Hyeon Ah boob bounce & see more Eunsol “millions” like never before.

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

AND THEN THERE’S ALWAYS BOMI TO MARVEL AT!!

보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.

Don’t forget we are still inside Bomi’s head.  We may ask her what she thinks of this new challenge to her supremacy! (And whether she thinks that she’s THAT good!!)

Bomi Sizes Up Her Competition – 보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.

#stopsucking @h.a_yeon_2 

Bomi Sizes Up Her Competition – 보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.

BOMI’S OUTRAGEOUS THOUGHTS!

THE BODHICAT TALK EXCLUSIVE

As Girl Crush launched their big cumback MV this week with a new lineup & amazingly hot “Cover” look, Bomi was doing a lot of thinking  – about herself of course.

She has also been thinking:  “How can Girl Crush can STAY on top of KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing so Bomi can keep getting famous?” 

“How can I help my team get the most attention?”

How do we know this?  Because we are INSIDE Bomi’s head with the new BodhiCat KPOP Cover Queen Scan Chip. 

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It’s that thang on the upper left.  Note to surfer buds: It’s solar & made of bamboo.

We scanned her brain in real time while she was at a cafe sucking on her coffee, dreaming about me & reading all the posts about her new MV.

Everything you read from here are her REAL thoughts from  inside the head of the Sexy Sphinx: Bomi.

“How often do I think about sex? Not as much as I think about being rich & famous.” 

“I reveal very little about myself.  I am not shy at all.  I have braces so will not smile much until they are off. 

You have to be serious to be successful & I cannot lose concentration ever.  Bo Mi means “root” in Korean.  That is me.  I go under the ground & people can never see the real me.

I envy Eunsol. She is so pleasant & always happy.  But they ruined her career.  But she is still SOOOOO popular even though her team Tropical failed.

People say to me, “보미가 “새로운 은솔” 이라고 사람들이 말하는게 맞는지요?” (Is Bomi next Eunsol?)

Well maybe Eunsol wants to be the “new Bomi.”  She’s happy with her new AfreecaTV show but I would not be if I had all those fans & then did only this.

We took a lot of Bambino’s sexy moves & their outfits for our ideas.  But our bodies are better than theirs.  They were pure dancers but the Diana team made more money.  So we use Diana’s tricks too.  Like posing in outfits, dancing with men on the stage & showing our underwear.

Hadam came back, yes, but she found out that Sexy Cover is MY turf now!  She left for too long.  I have her old fans & she doesn’t even care.  I would go crazy.

I don’t think she will dance in a daring way again.  It wouldn’t even matter anyway.  Zia is her equal & covered “Itzy” just as good.

I am the one people see as the sexiest KPOP dancer now.

No, Hadam will not save Laysha or any group now.  I liked her pant leg rolled up. That was cool. I would use that but I will do not wear pants yet.  My fans would be unhappy.  Maybe when I am more famous.   LOL

Hadam was a fool to leave Bambino & crazy to not touch her fans for 2 years.  So she wants to have a normal life & still tries to be a success in KPOP at her age!!??   No. It cannot be.

She was like Hyuna they said. Daring & fearless. Yes. 

But Hyuna would never, ever stop promoting herself or stop performing.

Bomi is different!!

I will not be happy until we are stars & people say “This Bomi is better than APink’s Bomi & is more popular than Eunsol.”

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I have my own style & everyone knows I am built better than any girl.  I do a better version of “Vibratto” than Stellar did.  (I am not bragging really because the DJ at Club Syndrome, who is Minhee’s ex-boyfriend, told me that all the people in the industry who dance there say it.)

Is this girl Hana of Black Bunny a concern for me?

I am watching Pharkil’s channel right now.

I see this girl Hana.  She looks very ambitious to be famous.  I can see her team steals Fly with Me & Bomi’s style.  But her dances not very fierce or interesting.  Is she a cheerleader?

She is inexperienced but she is cute & I can see that she will have lots of fans soon because she is not afraid to be very sexy with them. 

Versacejxy did a video of her which makes me jealous. 

But I have many done by Versacejxy.  I am her favorite subject among Cover dancers, but Bomi is greedy.

Pharkil has discovered this girl & I see that strange BodhiCat in the USA writes about her.

I will try to make sure Pharkil doesn’t go too far for her.  I will do things that will make everyone take their eyes off of her.

I must always win him back.  Bomi has many fancams with over 2 million views. And I want more of them. Like Eunsol.

여기 콘테스트에 나온 경쟁자분들이 울고 있는이유가 당신이 너무 잘해서 인가요?! (우린 웃고 있지만 이게 사실인지도 모르죠

When he sees me perform next he will take his camera eyes off this girl Hana!  LOL.

He knows Bomi will still make the best money for him.

Hmmm. I wonder if I should start doing hard boob pops?  No one has done them so good since Hyeon Ah (The former ICIA member & now a DJ.  She was known for her fierce boob popping.)

I would rather do that than pour water on myself. I really don’t like that much but my fans go crazeeee so I will keep doing it in an improved way. Yuck!

 Some people were upset when I decided we should choreograph Iggy Azela like Fly with Me did.  But ours is much different. 

Ours is the “Girl Crush Way.”  

Ati of Fly with Me told someone that Girl Crush should change its name to ‘Fly with Me the Second.’ 

But Ati almost left that group to come to Girl Crush. I wonder who knows that?

FWM is predictable & we just steal their material & make it sexier.

That is all that can be said. Look at their popularity & rankings & look at Girl Crush.

Fly with Me is not powerful enough to compete.  This is why we were named #1!

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They are not good enough to be models & have to work & do private appearances all the time. 

We make money modeling & they do not. Our song “Memories” is so popular we have fancams of it going over 1 million.

Laysha

Laysha is finding out that there are a lot of competitors now who are younger & hungry like them.

I will do what I have to do until I get more.

More Chanel bags. More money. More attention.  More, more & more.  Like a gun going off I keep shooting high.  I am my own rich Daddy!  (That is what my tattoos mean.)

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“I have a headache.  I feel like something is crawling inside my brain!!”

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“Get out of my brain please.”

KPOP Cover Dance Summer 2018 Rankings: #1 – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

DID YOU READ?…..

Our tribute to the great Iconic Queen Duyoo??  

She danced the one dance, one time that shook the world.  We will tell you all about this legendary night & queen who did it to us all!!

Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Duyoo (두유) – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Edition 3

AND PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR COVER PHOTO OF THE YEAR THIS WEEK

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

이것 놓치면 안됩니다. 꼭 보세요.

Fan Service Friday: Cover’s Best Blow Job? – 오늘은 팬 서비스의 금요일입니다.

WE ARE BACK UP!

Sorry Bodhicats.

Our site went down for almost two days & pissed a lot you off.  Imagine how we felt not being able to show you our thoughts (and yours) about our Queens of KPOP Sexy Cover Dance. 

But with a little help from Dahee, who always gets us way UP!!!! we are back. 

New posts cuming here about Bomi & at the “Hadam Dismissed from Bambino” post later today we ask where the fuck Hadam is now that she is supposed to be a member of Laysha. 

And more. 

But first, gotta surf & save the world….

On second thought…..

#stopsucking #surferslife @lonelywhale 

ANOTHER AMAZING WEEK IN KPOP SEXY COVER DANCE!!

  오늘은 팬 서비스의 금요일입니다.

What a week.  We’re so shook. Oh my my my……So much going on!

Item #1:

We know uou share our lust for “KPOP battle videos.”

BodhiCat Talk gets irrationally hot when we see two amazing, trained, competitive talents go against one another to dance the same song & cut loose in front of a big crowd trying to outdo each other!

We luuv this so much that we produced our own battle videos a few years ago.

Remember?

Two “big girls” of sexy KPOP: thcck (no ass) Hwasa & great booty genius GoEun went at it.  GoEun danced rings around her.  

We have been BEGGING Cover Dance agencies to have real competitions, live during festivals to make some real money for the artists. 

We said they could use the Cover girls’ victories over the I-Dulls in our videos as inspiration.

Agencies are fucking dumb & so we didn’t expect much.

So we were shook when one took our suggestion. It was the one we figured would.  The one with the most creative team.

So yes god, there is a BodhiCat.  This week Fly with Me, which we know reads BodhiCat Talk (Shasa said so) took our advice & produced a “battle video!”

SHASA & BLACKPINK’S LISA WENT HEAD-TO-HEAD!!

Forget the “Momoland Nancy vs  Blackpink Lisa” fake feud. 

This one is for the right to be called the best Sexy Concept Dance queen of 2019.

It’s Shasa the sex bomb of Cover’s #3 team FWM vs the Queen of KPOP, the super talented Lisa of mighty Black Pink! 

As usual, Lisa wanted to show her talent, roll over the lesser rival & claim every title available.

Shasa vs Lisa. They have the same fierceness. OMG.  What a battle!  

Yeah, Shasa & Lisa went at it in this post by Fly with Me’s agency! 

Shasa made jam with little Lisa at the Strawberry Festival, where Fly with Me was performing!

Another example of Cover conquering I-Dull? 

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BP’s Lisa has total game. Her dance skills are sharp AF & she brings all her mojo all the time.  But Shasa always brings her “A Game” & gave us a lift to show her fans who’s boss.

Shasa lifted us off our feet.

DOUBLE TEASE?

IS I-REN RETURNING?

This photo got our fantasies going & kept a rumor going. 

This is the amazing Iconic Cover Queen Bo Young & Joo Eun – who was supposed to be Eunsol’s new “Hadam” at Tropical – the group that couldn’t fail. 

(But did.)

Tropical 2.0?

Are they a new team? 

Will I-REN, long rumored to come back, cum back?  Bo Young is a total BodhiCat sex fantasy & her cover of “New Thang” is the best after Bambino’s.

Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Bo Young – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Episode 2

SPEAKING OF SEX FANTASIES:

WHO GIVES THE BEST BLOW JOB IN COVER?

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Bomi is the most popular dancer on Cover’s #1 team. But can she “hum?”

Who goes down as #1 in Cover?  

According to a BodhiCat Talk reader, Bomi laughed uncontrolled during a performance last month. 

Laughing is unusual for Bomi – whose mother was the Sphinx.

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“Hi Mom. It’s me, Bomi.”

But Zia made a reference to a Japanese word the group learned in Tokyo: “shakuhachi!”

The word has two meanings.  It is a wind instrument you blow into to make flute music, but it’s ALSO a reference to giving a BJ.

Coincidentally, our readers had started asking who gives the best “shakuhachi” in Cover.  We don’t know – and are 100% sure we will never be invited to do the research to actually find out!  

But BodhiCat is duty-bound to guess

We DO know that the agencies are the ones who SUCK!  In fact, they have abused a lot of their performers and forced them to have sex.  One was convicted in 2012.

They are all about one thang.  

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Do not respect agencies at all.  Jessi either.

Respect the queens.  The artists.

Cover dancing is produced by the hardest-working dancers in the world.  Our queens run a fantasy factory & it’s natural to wonder which can dance best & “pleasure” even better.

See here is our opinion

We start by disqualifying one who technically probably is the best.

THAT WOULD BE YOU, YUA!

Yua Mikami has not blown us away on stage yet.  The Japanese wanna be KPOP star has controlled her own destiny professionally though & is confidently doing her thang as a Cover dancer.

She’s got the “Cover” bop down.

But her double edge in the “shakuhachi” battle is not fair because she is Japanese & a porn star. 

Sorry Yua.  No ringers allowed – but call us after hours.

OUR TOP CHOICES (FOR NOW)

#1: DAHEE

Dahee & Eunsol together gave a public shakuhachi during a performance.

For real.

Their total seduction of Pharkil at Chunbuk U, in front of a wild crowd, was a thang of beauty that only the wild Dahee could pull off. 

During this amazing performance she literally walked over to the stunned Phark twice (once during “I Swear” & then again during “Good Boy”) & made him go off

She didn’t need to “blow” his shakuhachi.  She blew his mind!  And ours!

Once they saw him in the audience Dahee & Eunsol decided to give Pharkil a private dance he’d never forget & do for themselves what Hani’s video did for EXID.
Eunsol became the “new Hani.”

#2 YONA

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‘Dem lips. Never seen any like these in Cover before.  Wrap around the flute & the music flows.

#3 GOEUN

Like everything else she does you just know that GoEun makes “chocolate cream.”  OK. Sitting reclined, GoEun says, “Lie back…..”
This one, I cannot even…..
“Up & Down?” the best? Totally. GoEun is the best at anything she wants to be great at.
It would be better than the Dodgers hitting 8 home runs on Opening Day!!
(And just as impossible…..)

HONORARY MENTIONS

Hum – there’s May Queen, those flash flops of Cover.  When these three said they were not committed to being the next thccckk Cover queens anymore &  left their challenge for #1 in the top rankings wes wondered whether Sieun & team could really get down on it?

The way they pulled out of Cover makes us think they probably blow as bad as that lame choreographer & photographer they hired.

Are we mad at May Queen? Yeahhhhh

JENNY?

(BodhiCat’s #1 choice actually.)

If the way a water dousing is performed is tied to how good a performer gives “head,” Jenny is the queen of all shakuhachi.

And there are so many more.  We can’t stop fantasizing. 

What could possibly make us stop?

BOMI’S ANACONDA DO

Bomi had another amazing week. Her new performances – including a solo – just plain smoked & reminded us of why GC is #1.

Her BodhiCat Talk masterpiece dance cover of “Anaconda” also rolled up almost 2 million views!

Congrats Bomi.

Bomi’s Masterpiece

#respectlaysha #stopsucking (straws that is!) @oceana #surferslife @lonelywhale @bomistrys

Is THIS “Cover?” Damn right.

Peace Ya’ll.

소리 질러!!!

BodhiCat Talk Breaking News:

BLACK BUNNY’S HANA SLAYS A PERFORMANCE

GOING VIRAL ON PHARKIL FANCAM!

Read about one of the nugus we predicted would breakthrough & lead her team into the rankings.  She totally crushed a performance last night!

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

Is Hadam A KPOP Game-Changer – AGAIN??

IS THIS WHAT A REAL “GAME CHANGER” LOOKS LIKE?

걸크러쉬

In case you were wondering it’s not a real question.

YES.  This is a game changing dancer. 

(And Happy Birthday to Girl Crush’s super sexy leggy queen Tae on 29 March!!)

Girl Crush’s Taeri rocks Stellar’s hottest songs way sexier than Stellar did.  (And Stellar was bust ass AF!)  Taeri found her sexy doing Stellar.  Her long, slinky toned body; round tits, black erotic stockings & tattoo big enough to cover Asia & California; her moves to “Marionette,” smooth with plenty of fan service from her beautiful, smiling, sexy face – blonde hair flowing – is all the POP in KPOP you need.  

Instant fap. Taeri shows people that  Girl Crush is better than they thought.

So there are TONS of sexy chicks in KPOP Sexy Cover Dance. BodhiCat Talk writes about them all.

Yo, a “Game Changer” is a whole other deal though.  Like finding that pearl in an oyster snot.

 Girl groups are replaceable parts. 

Stars like Hyuna stand alone. They make their groups famous & hot because they know how to change the game.  They do it with spontaneous sexual moves that dazzle us with a secret power & charisma only they know.

Hadam was the ultimate game-changer in KPOP Sexy Cover Dance history. The first & best.  She is our “Hyuna.” And when she went up against Hyuna…..well, you know the rest of the story. She smoked Hyuna’s flabby ass with her dance muscle mojo.

Her return reminded us of all that.  Her sex energy drove Bambino high & when she left that group broke into little pieces.

Hadam created iconic magic moments like this!

“Is Bambino your celebrity?” Hadam asks the crowd before reinventing pole dancing. 

So like Bambino Girl Crush was not ready for #1 status with the group they had before they found their Game Changer. Taeri.

If a group doesn’t have an  iconic performer who can control a crowd & the fan service moments totally…..

Hadam at Myongji.

…..they never get to superstar status.

Girl Crush found out that they needed a lineup change to make it happen.

The move that made the Sleazy Concept group a top-ranked one was when (BodhiCat Talk bias) Jenny got the boot & slinky, sexy, tattoo horny Taeri stepped on to the stage. 

Jenny is solid & we luuuv her.  A whole lot.  But her style wasn’t a fit for the concept.

Tae was totally electric. She jolted the group. Fanboys & fangirls watched her cover Stellar & then do this…..

Taeri’s choreo didn’t include a pole.  But like Hadam she found one & went hard to get fans wet & wild AF in the rain.

In an outfit once worn by Jenny & Switch, Taeri went nuts on a pole in a rainstorm.  She waved that she and GC were “Number One.”  This was a statement dance by the group’s game changing hottie. 

She’s a perfect partner to Bomi.

Like Hadam her spontaneous performances gave the group a lift & the confidence to cut loose & they became stars & their every move was lapped up like sweet sauce.  Fangirls like video editor genius versacejxy have put Bomi into iconic fashion sexy worship.

Hadam is still a powerful woman but Bomi has the ambition & thick skin it takes to go to another level.  She has really done it since Tae started.

Girl Crush is glad that Taeri & her wild girl style are there because Hadam is with Laysha & might be coming for their, nasty, hot, seriously slutty #1 asses with more game changing moves. 

WHO WERE THE FIRST GAME CHANGERS?  WAVEYA

Waveya started as the ORIGINAL game changers in Sexy Cover. But at 1:27 you can see Bambino’s influence.

Waveya led the pack & really went after it hard with quality, sexy dancing.  They are great but they weren’t beautiful or muscular like Bambino.  After awhile they started imitating Bambino.  Here Ari & her sis give Dahee a salute with a leg-raise in this video. 

Dahee’s leg-raise move was a REAL game changer. Audiences would wait breathlessly for her to do it every concert.  

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My breath just left me.  The way she held it up & just kept it there. No other performer in KPOP has ever been able to do it like Dahee. Would it have worked without high heels & the looonnnng hold up in the air? She changed everythang here.

When Bambino started getting hot people said, “They are like Waveya.”   After only one year & Dahee’s move & power body started to roll over all other groups everybody said, “Waveya reminds us of Bambino now.” 

GOEUN’S GAME CHANGING MOVE?

SHE BROUGHT “PRIMAL” TO COVER

Dahee’s leg raising whipped up fanboys so bad.  It was just totally hot. GoEun went one step beyond & used a perfect body to go all the way primal. 

Her dancing is like the backbeat of a drum skin being pounded in a jungle. It just makes you savage.

Safety Shorts: GoEun Gets Primal & Wins Festival Dancer of the Year

No question about it: GoEun changed the game too.  BodhiCat Talk says that GoEun showed the world how go low primal sex can be made into Cover Dance style & become amazing beyond amazing.

IS HADAM OLD NEWS?

The big question is can Hadam still be a game changer?? She has been because she is not afraid to show she has a boyfriend. 

Only her and Hyuna go where no one went before here.  But is it enough?

Near the close of Bambino 1.0 she had nights where she started to look pretty average.  With a bomb ass like Bomi around – and willing to steal everything good she sees & make it hers –  Hadam might become just another hot dancer.  

And Bomi is crazy enough to try to steal her boyfriend away from here too!

BTW, we can’t wait to see Bomi & Taeri in last night’s “Birthday With Bomi” performance!

But game changers can come from any place ya’ll.

We KNOW – WE CAN FEEL out there in Nugu Nation groups like Star Fruit, Blah Blah, Happiness & others have a game changer waiting to explode on us. 

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She is just waiting for that right moment to be the next game changer.

IS THIS “COVER?”

Japanese Cyber Dancers are the buzz in the Land of the Rising Sun.  Maybe it’s the land of The Rising Fap.

But is it “Cover?”

Hmmm. Very sexy  But we’re going to say, “No.”

Why?

Well, the outfits are amazing & so are the bodies.  Very sweet.  But the choreo looks like undertakers did it.  But what really makes it NOT “Cover” is the exit from the stage of the last dancer…..

There was zero fan service in this performance.  And at 14:30 a “Cover” dancer in high heels asks for help to leave the stage?  That’s a no-no for “Cover.”

철원화강다슬기축제

Now watch THIS dancer at 1:22 in full high heels “exiting” the stage at the Cheolwon-ri industrial event.

At 철원화강다슬기축제  Hadam explodes on & off the stage. This IS “Cover.”
#stopsucking @oceanholic_life #bodhispeakscover

DON’T FORGET

The other blog has Hyolin doing “Cover.” And you know what we think about I-Dulls who steal shit from our Cover Queens…..

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

She Is Official & It Has Happened Before – 현재 모든 그룹들이 딱 어느 한 그룹에 신경쓰 고 있나요? –

LET THE FAP CARNAGE START!

NOW OFFICIAL!

HADAM & GOEUN ARE DANCE PARTNERS

This morning Som posted to say “she is back.” She even said “hello.”  The good news is that she is feeling better. 

But if she thinks she’s back with Laysha she hasn’t read this official post from A1:

현재 모든 그룹들이 딱 어느 한 그룹에 신경쓰 고 있나요? 

It was translated by BodhiCat Talk’s Angie Lee & it says “Hadam is in” & “Som is out.”

There is more.  It talks about both Bambino & Laysha once being managed by the same agency. How Hadam did a very sexy style of dance at Bambino but that there was no explanation of why the group broke up. It talks about how GoEun studied dance but then dropped out of college.

Som looked like she has been through a rough time. By contrast Hadam posted herself dancing in Laysha’s studio today, getting herself in shape like a boxer for a hot Festival season where she just might turn Cover into something even more amazing than she did in 20151

But she is going to have to prove that she can take Som’s place this time.  She never had that challenge at Bambino.

Som is really luuved. So is Hadam. 

Som’s style of hot sexualized dancing versus Hadam’s more precise, brilliant dancing, which we saw this week will be compared.

Will it work with Laysha on the stage?  People for sure are expecting Fly with Me with a lot more of a rush.

Dancing styles involve using different muscles in the body.  BTS talks about this; how Jimin who trained classically had a hard time retraining for Bop Pop.

Not to get too technical (because BodhiCat Talk is about riding the perfect girl group Cover fap like a wave) but Hadam always had her eye on that classical, hip-hop, artistic style of Cover. GoEun is not that.  She is the perfect in-your-face, here-I-am drool-now Cover queen.

Even though she was a pure genius at Sexy Cover & most people thought SHE (not GoEun) was the real queen of Sexy Dance concept Hadam got tired of doing the really hot stuff.  

Som on the other hand kept doing it for the team & won the fanboys & girls unrestrained luv.  She is an Iconic Cover Queen.

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Som’s fans are legion & loyal. She knew how to get our attention.

So Hadam better get un-tired ya’ll & do something really, really creative. I bet you a zillion dollars she will.  Give Hadam the right stage & management & you will see her  take on her “nemsis” (Hyuna) & all other female sexy performance geniuses.

Groundbreakers: Hyuna & Hadam share many traits.  They parade their men in public (usually a taboo in KPOP), perform sexy dances & dare you not to fap anyway!  Chalk one up for 2 strong women on Women’s Day 2019!!

Seeing Som reminded me that Bambino & Laysha have appeared on the same stage together before. In fact Hadam introduced Laysha one night.  (We are trying to find that early group video.)

And of course during Bambino’s Showcase at the K-Hotel in 2016  Laysha opened for them.  A pissed Laysha (they had got pushed into a #2 position by a sizzling Eunsol & Hadam) went out & tore the room apart. 

It was like the best revenge sex!!

They stuck it to the I-Dull leaning Bambino & fans just gasped.

Laysha went out of their way in Summer 2016 at the Bino’s Showcase to show anyone who thought Bambino had gone way beyond them what THEY could still do with the Sexy Cover Dancing concept!

Bambino was dominating in 2016 too but because of their success & Hadam’s amazing “raw dog” stunt in 2015 (which got 5 million views in one week!) there were a lot of new imitators trying to go where Hadam went. 

Dimepiece was probably the best imitator but they got ruined by a shitball management agency, did nothing original with their sudden attention & folded.

We wrote then:

Unless Hadam returns to KPOP Cover with a group & it completely blows away the entire industry, there will always be the question about why the greatest dancer in KPOP Cover Dance history, whose group was so far ahead of the competition that for 2 years there was no real competition fell back to earth like hot, bright but cheap festival fireworks.

After Bambino disappeared with no explanation Laysha went back to the #1 spot in 2017.

KPOP Cover Dance Fall Rankings: #1 – KPOP 섹시 댄스 그룹들의 Top 10 순위

But NOW with Hadam back as their new member Laysha can get used to that number 1 again. 

Let the fireworks start.  Girl Crush is waiting.

IS THIS COVER??

Just blow your whistle.

Bambino made the “Sailor” look with an amazing performance at Chunbok National U in early 2015. For sure this WAS Cover.

Dahee’s goes off with her Cover of “Good Boy.” It is still the hottest thang, I swear.

ON OUR OTHER POST:

EUNSOL’S WILD BOOTY & OUR SPRING TWERK SPECIAL

Was everythang Eunsol did “Cover?”

What do you think???

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

#respectlaysha #bodhispeakscover #stopsucking  #internationalwomensday2019 #hadamdismissed

Who Is Calling The Shots at Laysha Now?

The Miracle in March Week Continues

IT’S NOT HER GROUP….…..YET!

But Hadam is going to exert her influence over the new & explosive Laysha including jumping stages to deliver Bamino-quality fan service again!!

KPOP Sexy Cover Dance is rising to a new high & giving BodhiCat Talk a lift again!!

The amazing backstage docucam video released last night gives the feeling of the excitement of Hadam’s first night back! 

It starts by cuming up tight on the leader of the group, GoEun. And she is regal. She has a  body none can match.  And she just looks ready to rough up a crowd with a secret weapon up her slit.

The magical moment returns at 1:45. Hadam jumps the stage & heads into the crowd for fan service!  Good days are back!!!!!!!

But how long will that crown be worn exclusively by the 2nd greatest dancer in KPOP Cover history (but for sure its sexiest)?!?!

But before we start creating trouble I have to shout out the A1 Agency on behalf of my BodhiCat Talk loyal surfers. 

Laysha’s new agency not only pulled them out of JS Entertainment where they were being totally disrespected, they pulled off the Cover Coup of the Century by hiring Hadam. 

Brilliant move!!! 

A word to KPOP fans: we definitely had a hand in it through the influence of our readers & our blogs.

We know for a fact B-Cat Talk is read in Korea because the stats say Korea is our 2nd biggest readership.

We told you something was up in the February 23 post on our other blog.  And we told you that someday she would come back because she only luuvs two things in life: dancing & BodhiCat.

(OK: three. But  who TF cares about The Lucky Bastard this week….?)

You begged her to come back through me – and she did.

Take the “Vic” lap A1.  This is the A-fucking-ONE-ass-grabbing-busting barrel ride on a tsunami wave of all time.   

You got BodhiCat Talk World’s biggest prize. 

HER!

Righteous. You returned to us loyal subjects our Queen. Checkmate.

Now the real fun begins.  Whoosh, can it be 2015 all over again?  Groundhog fucking KPOP Cover Day???

IN OTHER NEWS

While the world just stopped at Cheongju Polytechnic college, it tried to keep turning elsewhere:

Even with Hadam getting all the attention, Girl Crush was still at it & with their new member VERY hot.  They still own the best opening in Cover.  But will they start to look kind of predictable if Laysha really comes on strong? 

While Girl Crush has been replacing a major dancer with a nugu who is decent looking & prepared to be on a #1 team, its agency DAM is panicked.

It has completely blown up Switch, even changing its iconic name to “Label Up” & giving little hot Hana of “Bikini Body” cover fame her walking papers.  Dumb.

They kept Rose and Jimin.  Duyoo is still under contract. (They aren’t going to let A1 poach her too!)

This is big news but “The Miracle in March” is underway & has pushed it off the headlines.

BACK TO HADAM

So there was kick-ass Hadam in nearly full Bambino pose & form at Cheongju Polytechnic college. This was her second appearance.

We  heard her on the microphone whipping up the crowd as GoEun did her solo. (GoEun still got the loudest cheers at the end.)

“Co-Leaders?” Can’t see this queen going for it. Laysha built its fan base without Hadam’s help.

People are already asking, “How soon before Hadam calls the shots at Laysha?”

If Hadam was “auditioning” for the job at Laysha, it is hers.  She showed us that she is not only back, she still has dynamic charisma in big doses.

Those of us who know her inside & out see her starting to snap.  She is not all the way there yet.

Like GoEun, Hadam is a live fap reel. When she snaps, stand back.

Usually the close of a Girl Crush or Fly with Me solo is met with nice applause.  But this one got that applause we ONLY hear with Laysha &  heard with Bambino which is still ringing in our ears.

.For the first time Hadam looked comfortable & ready to get it on.  She smiled.  When she smiles she is saying to herself, “NOW get ready for the real Hadam!!  I’m back.”

Hadam Returns With Laysha!!! A BodhiCat Talk Exclusive – 하담 (Hadam)은 새로운 걸그룹을 만들고 완전 대박의 즉각적인 성공을 거두었습니다.

IS THIS COVER?

The return of Hadam has us so itzy we forget to write our regular feature question:

“Is This Cover?

There are a few I-Dull groups that have the Sexy Cover inside 1 or more of their hot members & in their concept.  They are the most exciting Idols by far. 

Hello Venus, like Dal Shabet & Stellar (when they were around) are among our I-Dulls with Cover potential faves.

Hello Venus has so much explosive Cover inside them. Sometimes it cannot contain itself & just leaps out & snaps. Especially when Alice is bringing it.

This is an ultimate Cover song for Cover teams. Including Laysha.

So is it “Cover?” 

Hell yeah. It lifts us right off our feet!

And nobody busted a better Wiggle than a Cover queen who you know well!!

Who Busted the Best “Wiggle?”

#bodhispeakscover #repectlaysha #stopsucking @oceana