May Was Amazing: June Will Be Better for Hot Cover Dancing

IT’S JUNE!  COMING THIS MONTH FROM BODHICAT TALK :

BOMI AND GOEUN.  HAS THE YOUNGER DANCER FINALLY OVERTAKEN THE QUEEN?

May is over  What a month!  June & Summer are going to be spectacular.  Never have so many groups been so different & so confident of their dancing!

So next week we get down to it.  First we will ask the BIG ONE:

Who is the #1 dancer in KSCD? 

GoEun has dominated for three years but is she getting too old to hold on against a wild dancing Bomi?

Don’t forget our other blog.  We have a brand new post up last night & we write about Laysha’s struggle to get Hayeon into Som’s position & how G-Crush is taking advantage (and why Zia is doing Hadam-style fan service). What will the water pouring look like this season? The fan service? Who will be #1?

Will all those hot nugus outdance the big stars??

Here is a sneak preview: 

MEANWHILE THCCK LAYSHA LOOKED LUMPY

Still delicious & arousing, Laysha seemed to be a step or two behind in May. 

Hayeong was getting her groove & Hyeri seemed to be the one taking control of the crowds.  GoEun was almost distant, wondering if a new Chanel bag had been placed in her room by an admirer.

But when Hadam was not dancing with them, Laysha – once the class of Cover – looked a lot like the #2 group they are now. 

They could not even burst close to any of the high power electrical storms Bomi & team were thundering out every night.

Laysha needs a really great Summer season to get back to normal. Their line-up changed every performance almost & you needed a spreadsheet to keep track of them.  This is LAYSHA not Switch said BodhiCat Talk readers!

And a LOT more! Looking at Waveya’s live performance & Black Bunnies, the new hot nugus who are breaking out BIG TIME with a new song coming out!  Are they the next super group in Cover?

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

GROUPS THAT NEED A STEAMY CUP OF HOT TAE

It is not easy to get into a KPOP Sexy Cover Dance group.

Even in the pre-Bambino days it was hard.  Even when Cover was the place where older, failed I-Dull candidates went to try to some way get into the business through the “back door” it was hard.  (And it was humiliating because it was where agencies tried to get into a performer’s “back door” with a promise of fame.)

Even when you are in it is really, really hard to get your group a Top 10 ranking.  Today the competition & skill required is sooooo high.  But if a team gets a dope concept & then a ranking they are considered “stars” & queens. 

It usually doesn’t happen though.  Most groups fail.  T

But the right girl in the right situation can do amazing thangs.  For example, Fly with Me looked like a total washout.  Three years ago Bambino & Switch super chicks like Minji made FWM’s nugu Rea look real bad.

But then Shasa came along & the game changed!!

This leads us to consider the buzz over former May Queen, Hayeon. 

Not too long ago she was not much more than a lusty fap reel.  She was choreo-challenged, sluggish a lot of the time, badly managed but still incredibly fleshy & sexy AF. 

Lightning never hit May Queen but Hayeon won the lottery when  Laysha’s agency – on the advice of this blog & BodhiCat Talk readers – hired her.

Hayeon is now trying to become the turnaround talent that brings Laysha a #1 ranking again.  Oh and there is also this chick named Hadam trying to do it for them too!

Let’s see how it goes.

Getting to #1, falling from #1 & then hoping a maknae can save the group is like trying to find a performer who can do this every night:

Bambino’s Dahee had a signature move that was incredible.  They were never challenged for the top spot.    

It is almost impossible to stay on top unless you are Bambino.  And even when you are THEM, if there is a lineup change or you change the concept or you get stupid & try to become an I-Dull, or stop performing for awhile OR leave your successful  group…….

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…..crash. You are usually fucked.

Even Eunsol could not guarantee success after Hadam left Bambino.  EUNSOL!! With her zillion fancam views. This should scare the poop out of every agency.

When Hadam left the group Eunsol & Dahee could not keep Bambino at #1. Bambino 2.0 became an average, boring group.  

And when Eunsol started with Tropical & it fell……..fast………and y’all saw how hard it was to be great in Cover.

Turning a group around & getting them to the top is like trying to catch a fart & paint it orange during a windstorm. 

That is why we were shocked when Taeri of Girl Crush said she could  have “turned Bambino & Dimepiece around.” 

In the corporate world a “turnaround artists” makes amazingly big bucks because it is soooooo hard to do.

But Tae can back up her claim.

Cover has few great turnaround artists.  Like we said Taeri of Girl Crush – who was unknown before – is the best at it.

TAERI “CRUSHED” LAYSHA

레이샤를 이긴 여자가 바로 올해의 새로운 막내!!

HOW DID SHE DO IT?

Tae changed Girl Crush with a ton of energy, a sexy body that just could not be resisted & made an important choice of music.  She decided to outdo an I-Dull group using their own song!

But her real secret is that she knows how to go HARD!!  Only a few really have this skill.

When Taeri replaced Jenny, whose performances were good but not electric, you could see that Jenny could not (and still cannot) go hard.

In Summer 2017 Girl Crush (even with Jenny, Seihee & a blonde Bomi) looked & tasted great.  But they were sputtering & lost in the middle in the rankings.  The group wasn’t going hard.

The management decided to bump Jenny.  They tried to get Gayoung back but she would not even talk to them because of what they had done to Jenny.

Jenny was dismissed from Girl Crush & became successful as a freelancer.  She was replaced by Taeri (on the left) who tore the audiences apart almost immediately. 

When DAM Entertainment brought in unknown Taeri, she was jut a skinny blonde with equally nice tits & the biggest tattoo of any Cover dancer ever.  It was hard to see how this rookie would hang much less replace a solid & popular ex-Laysha sexy dance performer like Jenny. 

That is until she started to perform!

When Tae started to perform we ALL understood what we were seeing.  OMG!!  And she was hungry to burn!

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No one even remembered Jenny being in Girl Crush after a few of these videos popped.

She was not your girl next door but you would buy the house next to hers for sure!!!

Tae’s raw super sex-charged bouncing aggressive style – and even her thin body, which was taut, tight & tongue-dragging with a touch of fashion style – won over crowds

She was like the other great DAM Entertainment stable artist who also made Switch sizzle.

Gayoung!!!!!

Gayoung made Switch a super group.

They cut loose, dousing water, grabbing poles like strippers & got themselves snapped out & their fans supercharged & totally horny. 

The real POW!!! for Tae came when she put a lick into Stellar’s songs – and did them the way Stellar SHOULD HAVE. 

Like Dahee’s leg raises at Bambino Taeri’s covers of Stellar made Girl Crush happen.

Taeri took Stellar’s music & made it what it was written to be.  Sexy AF & for beautiful, slinky women.  When you compare Tae to Stellar’s  Hyoeun they are both fine AF.  But  when you factor in the camel toe & the bedroom pose – enough said.  

With Bomi’s fearless stage posing & popularity soaring & Laysha’s near-collapse, Girl Crush was on its way to #1 where they stay!

They may be shaky at the top but they are still there riding Taeri’s hard-ass energy, Bomi’s supremely sexy style, Zia’s beauty & Yona’s cuteness.

CAN THESE PERFORMERS TURN THEIR GROUPS AROUND TOO?

Other groups are hoping they find their Gayoung or cup of Tae this season. 

Of course Laysha is almost desperate to find Som’s replacement.  Even Hadam & Seihee have so far tried & mostly failed.

Hayeon, another no-name (just like Tae & Gayoung were when they started) has had more success than Hadam!!  Maybe Hadam’s time is past.

Or maybe it’s those thcck legs & tits ya’ll.

Rose Queen, XOX &  Nugus like Blah Blah are hoping for a turnaround artist to make their crowds crazeee 

RQ is hoping Lisa can bust it open for them & finally get them to the top of the rankings.

But getting up that pole & taking our breath out of our lungs is what Taeri & Gayoung & Eunsol & Shasa are all about! 

They are “Cover Premium.”

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When it works, it’s a thang of beauty & sex in motion.

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11 thoughts on “May Was Amazing: June Will Be Better for Hot Cover Dancing

  1. Looks like cover’s having some influence on trot too (trot’s intended, I think, for an older audience). Yes, safety pants – but in trot seeing safety pants is unusual:

    https://youtu.be/VWjgMkA3SdU

    This one’s getting some views, yes pharkil, but likes too.

    1. Looks like “faux fan service” to me. Last year we had Hyolin showing us that an I-Dull with “Cover” instincts could tear a crowd apart. I think this is THE MODEL we need!! https://youtu.be/M3CGmCIle8M Luuv that big crowd noise. Laysha & Bambino used to get that, even from smaller crowds.

      1. Initially thought it was an airport arrival (big thing in kpop, who’da thought) but rewatching looks like waiting area of their KCon Japan venue – still, big bonus for fans waiting to get in – a great way to involve fans in a mv with their group & for me, create new, very personal YouTube content via Momoland selfies combined with their currently promoted song – haven’t seen this done before.

  2. You are right and it’s time a lot of your readers got it through their thcccccck heads that Bomi and Girl Crush are the best sexeist group ever alive! I live for their new videos all of the time. Bomi is Life. Laysha is all over the freaking place and Hadam found out that if you go to the sidelines and ignore your fans who love you you see that the game passes you by. She is nothing really. Her views are below average even. She doesn’t do anything for the fans now except you guys but to me it makes me wish that Zia and Taeri do even better every night oout there!

    1. You got it. Getting ready for a Summer of BodhiPosts about my new “crush.” That Ms Tattoo is Hana. But watch Mimi. Could push Taeri of Girl Crush to up her game. Same body type & style. Will they pour water????

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