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BODHICAT TALK’S MOST IMPORTANT DANCES IN KPOP SEXY COVER DANCE HISTORY
Cover Dance is loaded with great sexy dancers & all of them are important in one way or another. Thousands of women are trying to break in, performing on streets, clubs & in the backseat of cars. But there are a few who have created this hot thang we call KPOP Sexy Cover Dance (“Cover”) or who know what it is.
There are fewer of them whose work is important. But they are the leaders. The fierce girls. The sexy bitches who make you gay or hard as concrete with one move.
Here are the groundbreakers, the innovators, the power girls of Cover. Some of them came from traditional KPOP. And when a girl has that special “thang” in her moves, even if she’s not necessarily even a dancer, we say she is “Cover.”
At their best they took songs like “New Thang” or wore outfits where their underwear was the star of the choreo or poured water on themselves a certain way & just went where no one went before.
So for example,the “Underwear Revolution” evolved into the “Sleazy Concept,” which only Cover could produce because traditional KPOP would not allow it & the money would not flow. But the fans would. The ideas do & later on the I-Dulls adopt a lot of Cover.
And it goes both ways.
“Cover” has affected everythang & is in everythang.
It takes the basic thang but gives it a jolt so you have to watch it again & again on fancams as it goes round & round & round.
Is this “Cover?” Well, yeah. The outfit, the performance off the pole & the sexy intention make it so. (That’s a Rose Queen outfit BTW.)
Here are BodhiCat Talk’s dances & dancers that make Cover the most creative, fappable #1 entertainment (after surfing) on the planet.
COVER’S FIERCE GENIUS
The Fierce One.
Shasa took the Club Stripper concept & totally stylized it for Fly with Me. Her creativity is on display every night, whether she is dangling it on stages in clubs or on huge festival stages & arenas. Whether it is with umbrellas, canes (and recently) whips, her choreo & her fierce flaun- my-thang style is the most imitated in Cover. And the most crowd pleasing for millions.
Shasa of Fly with Me has never really had a memorable dance or performance that changed everythang & led to an explosion of dances & fapping. But her creativity is unmatched.
The group refers to itself jokingly as “the Little Whores,” after a nasty online article & of course comments by (mostly) Korean fanboys. But they don’t care. They are unique performers & in a time when a lot of the groups are trying hard to imitate the success & styles of Bambino, Laysha or Switch (even though 2 of the 3 don’t even exist anymore!), Shasa & her team are always fresh & refreshing.
We luv our Little Whores because they are an important group that has made Cover different than the I-Dull bullshit.
WHEN QUEENS SNAP!!
When JS Entertainment hired Hadam to be the co-leader (with Dahee) of the company’s new “little sister” group, no one on the “big sister” team – Laysha – gave it much thought. Laysha was the new dynamite whose sexy concept dance style was beginning to explode. The team’s star, Som, was friends with the new girl from Bambino, Eunsol.
But Laysha’s young, incredibly built leader GoEun watched Bambino’s Hadam work out in the studio & start to perform as ” tryout” for crowds in 2014. The effect was explosive.
She watched her get more daring every time a crowd was whipped up (remembering her Hush reputation) & she knew that while she wasn’t as well built as she was, this girl could outdance her & her stage energy was kind of amazing.
But when GoEun looked at the tatoo on this Hadam’s back it told her everything she needed to know & fear.
She noticed that it read, “I go where no one goes.”
And GoEun knew before anyone, because she thought about it more than anyone, that Hadam was going to someday no longer settle for her group’s “junior” status.
It was at that point that GoEun knew that she had a rival beyond any Idol in KPOP & vowed to make sure she always worked hard to try to stay ahead of her.
The result were iconic dances by both that added to the list of the most important dances in the history of KPOP Sexy Cover Dance.
Hadam would go on to dance the most important dance in Cover history. But her style, like GoEun’s & Shasa’s & a lot of Cover queens evolved from this:
Bounce! Bounce! Damn it’s exciting when I-Dulls cross into dangerous “Cover” territory. Minzy’s bounce here was key to Cover Queens working out in gyms to be flexible enough to do bounce/twerks & just about everything else!
The physical talent of Minzy combined w/her fierceness was great. While she did not have the body or beauty – or the sleazy turn-on style of the future great Cover queens like GoEun & Switch’s Gayoung, this split/twerk & her leg raise move are iconic. Dahee perfected it of course with Bambino.
Minzy’s was like Shasa. She started a lot of new stuff that has stuck & has created enough fapping to provide California with enough energy until 2070!!
Her moves were adopted by Cover Dancers who made them more memorable because Cover dancers spend a lot more time in the gym making their hot bodies perfect instruments.
Minzy had a 15-second explosion on a stage. Sometimes that’s all you need. Don’t deny it. It’s usually one image or “killer move” as Stellar called it that makes us fap & remember our queens.
Sure you do!
Five years later, this is still one of the most important dance moves in “Cover” history.
“Cover” is a new style like Grunge or Hip-hop. And it is sooo true.
Minzy may have launched Cover by hitting that floor with so fierce a thud & bounce I still hear it! And the fan noise!!
Oh my my.
But it is Cover dancers who have made the hot, horny, beautiful Cover Dance concepts we are addicted to.
With help from the Soju Surf Club of California we have picked an incredible list for you.
See if you agree.
If not, send us yours.
If you don’t then fuck you. You have nothing to complain about……
SHE SHOWED US A “NEW THANG”
We start with the most dramatic & controversial dance in KPOP Cover Dance history. It was the Big Bang that started the universe.
The girl at the center of it was a beautiful, sexy nugu who could have danced backup for Jay Park or any of the top performers. For BodhiCat Talk readers she became our Hyuna & our goddess.
She was recruited to lead a group doing a concept that was so over-the-top (for Koreans) she was sure to fail & get zero audience attention.
Ha ha ha!!!
No one expected fancams to do what they did.
So she did it on purpose.
She did it to get attention.
She did it to upstage Eunsol maybe.
She did it because she is impulsive.
She did it because she believed she was unique.
“I go where no one goes” was the tattoo that GoEun saw on her.
Where no one went (but where many would like to end up!) In our view this was NOT the cover of “New Thang” that was most important. But it WAS very important.
No one thought that the girl who created a major scandal in Korea would go on to become the greatest dancer in KPOP Cover Dance history & be luuved & worshipped like a goddess by fans everywhere.
Hadam’s “commando” fancam went viral like nothing before our since.
Today, when you look up powerhouse Cover queen Bomi’s skirt & see her camel toe lapping at you from her near-transparent underwear or see her getting away with stuff that was not even THINKABLE in 2015, or when May Queen’s Sieun is up there giving a guy such a thrill his chair gets a hard-on you can trace it back to this one dance in a high school by the girl in Stones shirt.
Without Hadam’s dancing there would be NO Bomi possible.
For Hadam fame followed. But so did the slut-shaming & criticism of a dancer who went where no one dared to go.
But today most Cover fans with any sense know that she is the best ever & a lot has followed her.
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In our next post about the Most Importance Dances & Dancers (more or less):
Gayoung in the Park, Myongji Festival (the BIG ONE), our faves overall & the Underwear Revolution begins.
AND ELSEWHERE IN BODHICAT TALK’S WORLD OF SURFING COVER:
WE TAKE BACK WHAT WE SAID ABOVE ABOUT SHASA – SHE HAD HER STATEMENT DANCE!!!
LAYSHA’S GOEUN IS DANCING LIKE A FIERCE TIGER TO STAY ON TOP
FLY WITH ME’S THCCKK BLONDE WAY FINDS HERSELF IN THE PHOTO OF THE YEAR
And this girl 가영 (her name is Gayoung too!!!) is getting more fancam attention than even Hana of Black Bunny did when she started. And like Hana, Hadam & all the rest, she wants to be the next star of Cover & get written about by BodhiCat Talk!
Read about her here: