누가 새로운 커바댄스의 여왕이 될까요?
KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing is bouncing off in soooo many directions it’s hard to keep up!! The Nugus of 2019 are definitely making us bounce off the walls going crazee chasing them. They are hot & fearless & we don’t know where to start!
This is a profound Festival Season in Cover ya’ll. I’ve never seen it like this!
There’s like more stuff going down & being tried by more hot groups than ever! It’s constant stimulation. Man, we’re all pooped at BodhiCat Talk & the Soju Surfers Club in California.
Maybe it’s because people think that Laysha’s #2 spot is available & if Laysha goes down, that opens up a path to Heaven.
So who will be #1 in KPOP Sexy Cover? Being the top Cover group means more than ever.
So there is a four-way tie for first place or if you think Black Bunny is still not a full rabbit a three-way tie according to early Soju Surfers’ Club crystal ballers.
Some dudes say Girl Crush, Laysha & Fly with Me are in a dead heat (with an emphasis on “heat.”)
We’re thinkin’ it could be a four or even a FIVE way tie.
But other dudes say there is only one Cover Dance Queen who is really…..
……GRINDING AWAY ON TOP
BOMI GRABS COVER FANBOYS BY THE BELT & PULLS
SHE TELLS HER COMPETITORS: “HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!”
SHE DANCES HOT MASTERPIECES EVERY WEEK – LIKE EUNSOL USED TO DO
Cover is sooooo intensely good that in April a battle video of Bomi dancing against a hot flash unknown rookie nugu appeared & dropped our jaws. Her booty work was amazing & she just came out of nowhere to blow us out of the water!!!!
This nugu looked good. But putting her up against Bomi seemed career ending!
But why compare her to Bomi so soon?
You figure that this was feeding meat to a lioness. Right? Like a gladiator against a helpless Christian in the arena. Pure blood sport. Bomi would swipe her away with one paw tied behind her short skirt.
BUT the nugu is part of a group doing way more fappable booty work than 80% of I-Dull groups. And this girl nailed a cover of “Hip & Lip” so hard Bomi became background wallpaper!
You have to watch the nugu get into this dance ya’ll.
For a second Bomi was like Hyuna had been when she danced against Hadam back in 2016. The Unknown was hotter than the Star.
누가 새로운 커바댄스의 여왕이 될까요? Pangye’s lead dancer Yena put a surprise sizzle & whopping on Royal Queen Bomi. But after that Bomi showed the world why she is BOMI.
We were shook & Pangye earned total respect & a guaranteed ranking this year.
But Bomi is Bomi.
She is the best & soon put an end to the rumble gossip that was saying, “Maybe this nugu is better” shit. She spent May & June ramping it up so totally high that even the hot Pangye was left wondering how one dancer could be so amazing.
Yena could only drool watching Bomi. Just like the rest of us.
Bomi went crazy. She worked on choreo & moves that we have not seen. Everyone is watching Girl Crush to see how they can possibly keep this going!
Not since Eunsol’s amazing run in 2015-16 when she was beyond perfect has anyone done this.
Bomi is making people forget Eunsol, Hadam & making GoEun look like just another pretty – and pretty slow – dancer.
The best duo ever. That was then. They even look stylish compared to what has gone down since Hadam’s big moment. But their comebacks have been disappointing AF.
“Bomi Dance” is now a new thang. Her dancing has gotten stronger with every performance. And like Hadam, she keeps pushing the envelope – but with more frequency!
Is even GoEun, with her supreme body, talent & experience falling further behind Bomi?
It’s like GoEun is A+ but Bomi is the Professor!
Even The Great GoEun looks tame compared to Bomi these days. What will be her new moves this Summer?? She is busy in June with performances almost every day – including a return to a Water Park!! She usually redeems herself in water.
We keep saying Bomi has pulled away as the top performer in Cover & no longer competes with GoEun. Like G-Crush’s amazing game changer Taeri says, “Bomi competes against herself only to get greater.”
“It’s obvious she thinks she is the #1 attraction in KPOP Sexy Cover,” said Park Cheoul. “She has that attitude.”
G-Crush freaked when Seihee left & feared for their life when Hadam joined Laysha. But now they are relaxed about these moves, which haven’t paid off yet for Laysha.
The whole team worked together to outdo the confused, lumpy Laysha & keeps showing their stuff in new, fun ways.
Thanks to Bomi GC is having fun with fans & invented “Bomi Dancing.”
WHAT WILL THE RANKINGS BE THIS YEAR?
We have no idea. We’re just bouncing too hard and too hard to get up & bounce.
Right now we’re distracted watching the Nugus battle it out! They are as amazing as the star Queens of Cover – and just as good.
So is the kream of the krop right now Black Bunny?
This group has the ability to go far. If Yuri can become their “power girl” whose hot long legs can dominate some viral fancams they are in.
We see them as a potential Top 5 team.
THE #1 NUGU GROUP (THIS WEEK AT LEAST):
BLACK BUNNY HAD THE NUGU OF THE YEAR TITLE ALL TO THEMSELVES….
Prediction: Black Bunny will pull ahead of either Rose Queen or Pocket Girls or both.
Black Bunny is for real.
They may push FWM for the #3 ranking. They do diverse routines & are solid dancers. They are more beautiful than FWM. Are they good enough to be a serious challenger to GC?
(Bomi seems to always get the edge on her competitors.)
Black Bunny has cum out faster than most groups thanks to an aggressive management. Their new song “OMG” is a bop (but we still think Holly Queen’s “Closer” & of course “Oppa Oppa” were the best nugu debut songs ever.)
They are loaded with queens & BodhiCat Talk goes back & forth on who’s the hottest dancer. Some nights it’s Hana (most nights) & some Yeri. But Mimi is getting our attention.
She is going to give Taeri of GC competition for the slinkiest slutty sexy Cover Dancer in KPOP. They have a lot in common & we need a battle video of the two.
We luuuv Mimi.
BUT JUST WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE BLACK BUNNY WAS THE NEWEST NUGU QUEEN TO STAN….
Just when we thought Black Bunny had the nugu top ranking all to themselves….
……Flora appeared, torched performances that shook us very much & kept on going. Checkers on lime & dancing hot AF. Flora has blown up!
This team started to happen & made a fast statement!!!
A subgroup of FWM they are there with any Cover group already. Being around the great Shasa & her crew did that. Their outfits & fan service concepts are off the charts.
How do you rank THESE freaking girls!!!!
More soju please.
While there is no doubt who the top two sexy PERFORMERS in Cover this season are:
GoEun & Bomi will battle through the Summer & it looks like Bomi will win. But GoEun still has her army, her massive talent & hold on fans. Those fans include BodhiCat Talk & are loyal AF.
Everythang else is up for grabs. Including who will really replace Som, Hyeri & Hadam in Laysha!
Believe it or, SHE didn’t get it done for Laysha!!!! (Will she get another chance? She told BodhiCat Talk via Instagram chat on Tuesday she is “practicing by herself.”)
AS FOR OTHER HOT NUGUS – LIKE BODHICAT TALK BIAS LADY GIRL
Lady Girl’s Ara. Prediction: she is going to bust out viral someday.
They are going to have to wait their turn & learn how to battle against monster talent in the KPOP Cover world. It’s really competitive this year!!
Lady Girl’s star Ara – glasses & all – is going to be great. But she’s not ready to take on the fierce dancing Black Bunnies or explosively fan service femmes Flora for Nugu dominance. LG still needs to learn a few moves to block competitors when they try new moves on stage!
BYE HYERI – AND THANKS.
Even though it was the part she knew got us super-charged, she was about a lot more than even this famous “Chocolate Cream” Our Jeans move.
With GoEun leading the way she made Laysha into a monster team the day she joined them.
How many great performances did the always beautiful. confident dancer who showed fans her thccck tits, weird wink & killer body with a smile on her puss night after night give to us??? It seems like millions. We luuuved them all.
We hope Hyeri’s career takes off wherever it goes.
We wish we could give her BodhiCat’s surf board & Edge Green’s wallet as thanks.
But since we can’t, let’s give her this……
“I thought I saw a piece of kimchee stuck there. Let me get it for you, Hyeri.”
HOW FAR IS TOO FAR??
Watching Eunsol talk about herself these days I flash to that time when her & Hadam were “scandals.” They seem tame now.
You can thank Bomi & Girl Crush & Shasa & FWM for that.
They have gone where not even Bambino dared to go.
But is it too much?
How far is too far in Cover now?
Has Bomi pushed the limit? How about FWM?
A few hours ago Shasa managed to destroy the world wearing only black boots.
Is Cover now just about begging for attention? Or are the concepts getting so fresh, creative & the competition so fierce that KPOP Sexy Cover is really exploding & getting more exciting every night?
There are more groups than ever before. By far. And most of them are hot right from the start!
CAN LAYSHA USE WATER TO DROWN GIRL CRUSH?
Laysha may not be too great at much right now, but with water pouring season coming up, they always dominate. Whether it’s with a bottle in their hands, self dousing themselves in sexy slick way or dancing in the rain or with squirt guns going off around them – like last year’s amazing Water Block performance – Laysha rules.
They REALLY need water to swim back to the top this year! We write about in our other post: