SOME WILL RISE…..
……AND SOME WILL FALL
BODHICAT TALK’S RANKINGS OF THE 10 SEXIEST GROUPS IN KPOP COVER STARTS SOON!!
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Black Bunny’s primo bambino Hana told BodhiCat Talk last week that she has no competitors & it is hard for her to imagine anyone can “beat” her or Black Bunny this year.
Hana is leading the cheers for Black Bunny to get a top ranking from us.
She may be right, but Mistress Hana knows that a lot of the success of BB will depend on the quality of her leader, Yeri.
Black Bunny like any group trying to make it BIG in Sexy Cover this year has to have a BIG HOT GIRL dominating as the Leader. Otherwise the group has no real personality.
Here are the top Leaders of teams that we think will rank high.
Black Bunny’s leggy leader Yeri is in the running for Performer of the Year. She has her team to glory with moves like this & she came out of nowhere to look strong as a leader after taking a backseat to Hana. She is now a star & a BodhiCat Talk bias. Her qualities are those long legs & a strong, disciplined approach to her dancing.
Fly with Me’s thot girl & leader Shasa believes it’s her time. (Or else you can all go fuck yourself with this stick!) Shasa is the fiercest female leader of a team- ever. She dares everythang & fans eat her up. She makes FWM elite.
Once criticized & now the MOST fapped to woman in KPOP Sexy Cover (according to BodhiCat Talk’s statistician Spence Auburn – who says, “Go Georgia Bulldawgs this weekend!) – Girl Crush’s Zia at last got her confidence & then stuck it to mighty Laysha last year. She is in tune, slaying every night, playing with her fans & her team still rules as #1. She is smooth, pretty, confident & a lot more powerful than ya’ll think.
Does Zia & her star dancer Bomi have GoEun’s number?
Iconic GoEun is determined to lead Laysha back on top. (Fantasize over that one bruhs.) But with all the younger talent in the house now will GoEun be forced to finally bow low to another group & that group’s younger leader? Like she had do for Zia? Or does GoEun, who has always been a slay assassin, have one more hot dance season in her? Her group is back with a full permanent line-up that includes Seihee & Som replacement Boreum, who had a great performance recently (see below).
So who will it be at the top?
Dude, you just have to hold on to find out.
A FORMER LEADER’S RARE FOOTAGE
Speaking of the strong Leaders, one of the hottest women to ever lead a Cover team was Duyoo (of Switch, ICIA etc.) She has been a powerful dancer since Day One. Here is some new footage of her crushing a solo back in 2014!
She never led a team to the title of #1 Cover Group of the Year but she is incredibly powerful & maybe someday she might.
Here are the teams Black Bunny & nugus like Star Fruit, Pangye, Overstep & others need to crawl over to get at Girl Crush.
Two of last year’s Top 10 don’t even exist any more so there is going to be room for them in the rankings.
The question is who gets in & gets left out?
#1: Girl Crush – 걸크러쉬
Good luck getting past her for the #1 spot everyone! Bomi may not be perfect in any specific category of Cover but she attacks with such a savage sexual frenzy that it comes off & goes off so perfectly she is very close to owning every fanboy in the world. Not to mention the guys running agencies of other groups who show up at her shows. But Girl Crush has some flaws, which we have written about & they are NOT Bambino (which was perfect). Can a strong group or a revived Laysha take them out? Maybe.
#2: Laysha – 레이샤
Laysha rookie Boreum got off slow as Som’s replacement but did a very hot solo & then got the Pharkil treatment last night. She is showing the potential to become an explosive Laysha-style queen & and one that can distract us from the “new blood” boiling hot at the elite level, Yona of GC & of course Hana of Black Bunny.
#3: Fly with Me – 플윗미
#4: Pocket Girls – 포켓걸스 하빈
#5: Rose Queen – 로즈퀸
#6: Holly Queen – 홀리 여왕
#7: XOX – 엑스오엑스
#8: Switch – 스위치 (Disbanded)
The “other Hana.” Switch (which is no more) had a budding star that we thought would rival Black Bunny Hana for Rookie of the Year. But Switch went dark & this Hana became a professional (boring AF) cheerleader. Her cover of “Bikini Body” was among the best of 2018.
#9: Funny Max – _메리트퍼펙 퍼니맥스 (Changed name)
#10: Angels – 엔젤스 (Disbanded)
Is it us or does Hanchoim look like WWE wrestler Sasha Banks?
“Romeo my Romeo!! Where the fuck art thou??” Hanchoim is on fire again! The ex-Laysha dancer is rocking Cover & returning to her roots as a SEXY Cover style dancer.
(Sasha Banks is the chick in the wrestling gif at the top.).
HOT KPOP GROUPS SALUTE THE MILITARY & “BAMBINO” RETURNS!
Also: May Queen, Cover’s Total Slutty team is getting that Laysha mojo & you cannot take your eyes of them! If you miss Hyeri, watch them!