BUT IS SHE COVER??
This is the hottest thang we’ve seen out of China this year!! Fappable AF. But is she Cover?? The eternal BodhiCat Talk Question.
Even though nugus everywhere in Asia are busting out their booties to get our attention, a sparkling new face in Cover is hard to find. (Sometimes even hard to see!)
And just because a nugu can shake her booty doesn’t mean she can be called a Cover dancer. (But she should really keep trying!)
It takes a pro with talent to be a great Cover dancer. It takes knowing fan service, which even big I-dulls know nothing about.
Failed for sure. Former Brown Eyed Girl sexy star Gain – a BodhiCat Talk I-Dull bias (kind of) – doesn’t really know what to do when there is a bottle of water in front of her & fans screaming. Maybe she should ask Som!
Hey, Gain, here’s what you actually could have done with that bottle of water!! Fan Service!!!!!
At 1:55 Som is so fresh & moist! She shows us again & again why she among KPOP’s most wanted Cover dancers & sexy concept performers – and has been for over three years!! Her future is uncertain, but she says she’ll be back soon.
All of this makes the REAL stars of Cover more valuable & precious to us! Unfortunately, we are losing other great ones left & right.
Laysha’s Som, who we hope is only on the sideline, is the latest. This is bad.
“LOST” GIRLS MOST IN DEMAND
Som’s absence has people talking about which Cover queens we miss the most. Our readers say these are the four they most want to see back on stage. Somewhere…..Anywhere.
#1 – Hadam (of course!) – But she seems out of the picture for good.
#2 – Gayoung – She told us directly – in no uncertain terms- that she was out of Cover. Despite that, Gayoung sighting are like UFOs. They are everywhere but never verified.
Every now & then (even in China, where she was hugely popular) there are rumors of Gayoung dancing someplace. Usually it is reported that she is dancing with former Switch star, Jenny, who we know does still perform independently.
Irreplacable. Gayoung was one of a kind. Does she still perform privately anywhere?
Switch(berry) seems to have survived her loss somehow. Duyoo is still around & she is a major Dance Queen. One of the few left. But the new class is promising. Nugu Hana has everyone going crazy. But will this team ever be what they were in 2016? Fortunately for DAM Entertainment, they have Girl Crush & ICIA busting.
THE DANCER WHO COULD HAVE BEEN BIGGER THAN EUNSOL
3. Boyoung – She was amazing & we think could have been bigger than Eunsol. But she turned to modeling with limited success. She is probably not coming back either. Sad AF. Anyone who is not familiar with her, should check out her fancams. She was spectacular.
Fans still miss I-REN’s Boyoung, who got to the point where she defied words. She was perfect ya’ll.
4. Sally (Dimepiece) – The only one of the four “Most Wanted” who said she will be back & is working on a “project.” We know she is close to Fly with Me & has been recruited by other groups.
Dimepiece had potential & charisma all over the place! Like May Queen, it also had two stars who dominated. But they flopped.
Still, Sally could put a group back near the top.
Dimepiece is not worth a penny, but Sally is definitely worth a million! We really hope she will come back!
Sally nailing it. FOR SURE THIS IS COVER!
One performer who is also vanished but who no one but us seems to miss is Sulhyun of Wait A Minute.
A rival of Dimepiece and Rose Queen, WAM never was able to go off with a concept that was just owned by Bambino in those days. I personally worshipped Sulhyun & thought she was one of the better – very hot – dancers of the groups that vanished.
CAN LAYSHA SURVIVE LIVE PERFORMANCES WITHOUT SOM?
Laysha is about to catch fire again. But we wonder how it will be when they get in front of a live crowd without their #1 fan service provider – Som?
And who would replace her? Would some of the missing here be willing to do it – or even be good enough to fill her heels?
Laysha is a big time power Cover group.
GoEun is the hottest body ever. Hyeri has gay fans by the zillions & Chaejin’s dancing is mesmerizing. But Som’s pussy wagging concepts, thcck look & that unrestrained fan service – THAT FAN SERVICE – may make Laysha look just average if she isn’t around.
SOM IS COVER TOO!!
How long can Laysha or Cover go without her?
(솜) 직캠 we miss you. We hope Som doesn’t become the “Most Wanted” #5. Get better soon, Somie!
Among the missing I-Dulls is Minhee of Stellar! One of the few Idols who we consider a Cover Queen. She & Stellar are gone now too!
There are a ton of hot nugus out there whose names you barely know. (See our last blog, “Future Faps.” Where we give you a lot of them to stan.)
A.Feel is among the top nugu groups who will get your attention this year.
Every one of them believes they are the next GC.
Jo Jung Min. Is it really COVER?
They all need attention. Until they get it, Cover is ruled by a Queen who is acting more like an I-Dull. Luv her or not, though, Bomi is what makes Cover go hard. She has what the “Most Wanted” had.
MEET HADAM IN PERSON
Ever wonder what it is like to really meet Hadam in person? In the flesh? A real life account of the most wonderful disappearing woman ever is at on History of Bambino blog.
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