Fan Service Friday: Cover’s Best Blow Job? – 오늘은 팬 서비스의 금요일입니다.

WE ARE BACK UP!

Sorry Bodhicats.

Our site went down for almost two days & pissed a lot you off.  Imagine how we felt not being able to show you our thoughts (and yours) about our Queens of KPOP Sexy Cover Dance. 

But with a little help from Dahee, who always gets us way UP!!!! we are back. 

New posts cuming here about Bomi & at the “Hadam Dismissed from Bambino” post later today we ask where the fuck Hadam is now that she is supposed to be a member of Laysha. 

And more. 

But first, gotta surf & save the world….

On second thought…..

#stopsucking #surferslife @lonelywhale 

ANOTHER AMAZING WEEK IN KPOP SEXY COVER DANCE!!

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What a week.  We’re so shook. Oh my my my……So much going on!

Item #1:

We know uou share our lust for “KPOP battle videos.”

BodhiCat Talk gets irrationally hot when we see two amazing, trained, competitive talents go against one another to dance the same song & cut loose in front of a big crowd trying to outdo each other!

We luuv this so much that we produced our own battle videos a few years ago.

Remember?

Two “big girls” of sexy KPOP: thcck (no ass) Hwasa & great booty genius GoEun went at it.  GoEun danced rings around her.  

We have been BEGGING Cover Dance agencies to have real competitions, live during festivals to make some real money for the artists. 

We said they could use the Cover girls’ victories over the I-Dulls in our videos as inspiration.

Agencies are fucking dumb & so we didn’t expect much.

So we were shook when one took our suggestion. It was the one we figured would.  The one with the most creative team.

So yes god, there is a BodhiCat.  This week Fly with Me, which we know reads BodhiCat Talk (Shasa said so) took our advice & produced a “battle video!”

SHASA & BLACKPINK’S LISA WENT HEAD-TO-HEAD!!

Forget the “Momoland Nancy vs  Blackpink Lisa” fake feud. 

This one is for the right to be called the best Sexy Concept Dance queen of 2019.

It’s Shasa the sex bomb of Cover’s #3 team FWM vs the Queen of KPOP, the super talented Lisa of mighty Black Pink! 

As usual, Lisa wanted to show her talent, roll over the lesser rival & claim every title available.

Shasa vs Lisa. They have the same fierceness. OMG.  What a battle!  

Yeah, Shasa & Lisa went at it in this post by Fly with Me’s agency! 

Shasa made jam with little Lisa at the Strawberry Festival, where Fly with Me was performing!

Another example of Cover conquering I-Dull? 

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BP’s Lisa has total game. Her dance skills are sharp AF & she brings all her mojo all the time.  But Shasa always brings her “A Game” & gave us a lift to show her fans who’s boss.

Shasa lifted us off our feet.

DOUBLE TEASE?

IS I-REN RETURNING?

This photo got our fantasies going & kept a rumor going. 

This is the amazing Iconic Cover Queen Bo Young & Joo Eun – who was supposed to be Eunsol’s new “Hadam” at Tropical – the group that couldn’t fail. 

(But did.)

Tropical 2.0?

Are they a new team? 

Will I-REN, long rumored to come back, cum back?  Bo Young is a total BodhiCat sex fantasy & her cover of “New Thang” is the best after Bambino’s.

Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Bo Young – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Episode 2

SPEAKING OF SEX FANTASIES:

WHO GIVES THE BEST BLOW JOB IN COVER?

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Bomi is the most popular dancer on Cover’s #1 team. But can she “hum?”

Who goes down as #1 in Cover?  

According to a BodhiCat Talk reader, Bomi laughed uncontrolled during a performance last month. 

Laughing is unusual for Bomi – whose mother was the Sphinx.

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“Hi Mom. It’s me, Bomi.”

But Zia made a reference to a Japanese word the group learned in Tokyo: “shakuhachi!”

The word has two meanings.  It is a wind instrument you blow into to make flute music, but it’s ALSO a reference to giving a BJ.

Coincidentally, our readers had started asking who gives the best “shakuhachi” in Cover.  We don’t know – and are 100% sure we will never be invited to do the research to actually find out!  

But BodhiCat is duty-bound to guess

We DO know that the agencies are the ones who SUCK!  In fact, they have abused a lot of their performers and forced them to have sex.  One was convicted in 2012.

They are all about one thang.  

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Do not respect agencies at all.  Jessi either.

Respect the queens.  The artists.

Cover dancing is produced by the hardest-working dancers in the world.  Our queens run a fantasy factory & it’s natural to wonder which can dance best & “pleasure” even better.

See here is our opinion

We start by disqualifying one who technically probably is the best.

THAT WOULD BE YOU, YUA!

Yua Mikami has not blown us away on stage yet.  The Japanese wanna be KPOP star has controlled her own destiny professionally though & is confidently doing her thang as a Cover dancer.

She’s got the “Cover” bop down.

But her double edge in the “shakuhachi” battle is not fair because she is Japanese & a porn star. 

Sorry Yua.  No ringers allowed – but call us after hours.

OUR TOP CHOICES (FOR NOW)

#1: DAHEE

Dahee & Eunsol together gave a public shakuhachi during a performance.

For real.

Their total seduction of Pharkil at Chunbuk U, in front of a wild crowd, was a thang of beauty that only the wild Dahee could pull off. 

During this amazing performance she literally walked over to the stunned Phark twice (once during “I Swear” & then again during “Good Boy”) & made him go off

She didn’t need to “blow” his shakuhachi.  She blew his mind!  And ours!

Once they saw him in the audience Dahee & Eunsol decided to give Pharkil a private dance he’d never forget & do for themselves what Hani’s video did for EXID.
Eunsol became the “new Hani.”

#2 YONA

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‘Dem lips. Never seen any like these in Cover before.  Wrap around the flute & the music flows.

#3 GOEUN

Like everything else she does you just know that GoEun makes “chocolate cream.”  OK. Sitting reclined, GoEun says, “Lie back…..”
This one, I cannot even…..
“Up & Down?” the best? Totally. GoEun is the best at anything she wants to be great at.
It would be better than the Dodgers hitting 8 home runs on Opening Day!!
(And just as impossible…..)

HONORARY MENTIONS

Hum – there’s May Queen, those flash flops of Cover.  When these three said they were not committed to being the next thccckk Cover queens anymore &  left their challenge for #1 in the top rankings wes wondered whether Sieun & team could really get down on it?

The way they pulled out of Cover makes us think they probably blow as bad as that lame choreographer & photographer they hired.

Are we mad at May Queen? Yeahhhhh

JENNY?

(BodhiCat’s #1 choice actually.)

If the way a water dousing is performed is tied to how good a performer gives “head,” Jenny is the queen of all shakuhachi.

And there are so many more.  We can’t stop fantasizing. 

What could possibly make us stop?

BOMI’S ANACONDA DO

Bomi had another amazing week. Her new performances – including a solo – just plain smoked & reminded us of why GC is #1.

Her BodhiCat Talk masterpiece dance cover of “Anaconda” also rolled up almost 2 million views!

Congrats Bomi.

Bomi’s Masterpiece

#respectlaysha #stopsucking (straws that is!) @oceana #surferslife @lonelywhale @bomistrys

Is THIS “Cover?” Damn right.

Peace Ya’ll.

소리 질러!!!

BodhiCat Talk Breaking News:

BLACK BUNNY’S HANA SLAYS A PERFORMANCE

GOING VIRAL ON PHARKIL FANCAM!

Read about one of the nugus we predicted would breakthrough & lead her team into the rankings.  She totally crushed a performance last night!

Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

18 thoughts on “Fan Service Friday: Cover’s Best Blow Job? – 오늘은 팬 서비스의 금요일입니다.

      1. OMG! Her confidence levels are soaring (I take some credit for her bunny hop….)

        So Whose butt checks are #1? Her or Zia’s?? Tx bruh. This is better than I had hoped as a next performance.

  1. I pay little attention to BlackPink (yes, it is possible) so was quite surprised Lisa (I don’t even know their names…) gave Swalla a shot:

    https://youtu.be/CeyvhXUUsaQ

    Compare that to the original:

    https://youtu.be/NGLxoKOvzu4

    Can you see an iDull problem in the cover? Yes, she did do the booty bump, but still.

    So, is it unfair to compare iDull restrictions to full on FWM – or GC ? It’s a sexy song so no, don’t think so.

  2. Super super super confident Dahee! Arrgghhh. So hot. The hottest one.

    (. We love Bodhicat in Osaka too.)

  3. Bodhi who is going to be #1? (Not in best blow jobs but dancers?) I vote for Laysha as top one but not Girl Crush. Like KPOP Authority says Laysha can dance better. In Serbia we Luv you like Hana and Sally does! 😍

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