THE HOTTEST THICKIES TO EVER POUND KPOP COVER??
WITH THEIR TONNAGE & LIMITED TALENT CAN THEY STILL BE THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL???
A ton of fun. Thcck is beautiful. But no group with heft has ever really dominated KPOP Sexy Cover.
It is a special category.
As special as Queens who pour water on themselves, do faux lap dances & give out fan service like candy.
It mocks the I-Dull Rule that says KPOP women need to be perfect & look perfect & puke fourteen times a day to be as thin as chopsticks (so that they can then obsess over food on their Instagram pages & bore the shit out of us.)
Those days are obliterated. The main reason is the success of Cover & the bold dreaming of scorned dancers who changed everythang on YouTube & in the throbbing hands of Korean fanboy culture.
For real BodhiCats there are few thangs hotter than a really, really hot KPOP Cover Dancer or I-Dull with a thcck body & an attitude going hard on a stage. Big, thick, hot, fierce, sexy AF, confident – it’s like a cock cocktail made in LA with sunshine, Suntory & Vitamin S(ex) ya’ll.
May Queen is for sure the new “Thccck Cock Hard Queens” of Sexy Cover Dance – but there have been many others.
Please do not forget them! Like Bambino for Sexy Cover they are the pioneers who skirted shame & became our stars.
There were really great ones. Here are a few faves.
Som in 2015 is at the top of the list.
There was Yeon-Yi (Switchberry) who plopped her huge thighs down & went to work with a talented team that included the athletic Duyoo.
Switchberry had its share of thcckness with her.
Even the fat fucking I-Dull Queen Hwasa, who might even make it as a Cover dancer, has thick thunder going all up & down her body. Her problem is that she is a pampered fucking I-Dull brat.
A rich one….
Maybe the greatest video battle was between Hwasa & GoEun of Laysha, who is just incredible physically & who later in her career has become the art of Cover body sculpting perfection, which includes some thcck in her legs just to make us want her more.
BodhiCat Talk, the ultimate historians of Cover Dance in KPOP knows that Hwasa & Hayeon are not the biggest, chunkiest thccckiees to ever take the KPOP Cover stage.
That honor goes to the woman called “the Giantess,” So Young (소영) of Wait a Minute.
If you’ve never seen a fancam of her, you are in for a treat.
At 2:05 her red hot, meaty thunder hit the stage like a Bobby Flay steak hits a West Virginia outdoor grill.
We’d never seen anyone this huge before!!
So Young is an eager dancer & soooo enjoyable.
So Young & Wait A Minute never put it all together because their management (surprise, surprise) totally sucked. And Bambino was around to kick their ass day & night – as we always like to say.
But they were a great Cover group even though So Young did not visually fit with star SuHyun & the other very hot dancers. But we got off on WAM.
She is now an independent dancer.
SuHyun had amazing Cover potential & Waveya style moves. WAM’s view numbers were always good.
BUT MAY QUEEN MAY TOP THEM ALL
(Yuha, Hayeon, Sieun & Semi) 하연, 시은, 세미, 유아
Truth is Hayeon would mop the floor with big, eager So Young.
Maid in Korea. Mop up the competition & the world belongs to you, May Queen.
In 2019 Hayeon, Siu & Sieun have their big, delicious booties & bodies ready to go on to festival stages & make tongues drag to the ground all the way to Incheon!
This group is really fired up, has a new look & concept & is ready to rock like never before.
Our expectations are sky high. After all, Hayeon was good enough to be in Laysha.
Pure meaty bliss. Hayeon, the new leader of May Queen, came out smoking as a Laysha member on this cover of “Horns.” She hung her foot on that amp & the crowd went off. But does she have enough sexy juice to finish off an audience?? There are questions in the minds of BodhiCat Talk experts.
What is their concept? It’s not really that clear. May Queen Version One never blew away large crowds or made them crazee with their choreo. They get a C- here.
They’ll need a great choreo show & concept to go up against rival teams like Black Bunny, Girl Crush & Fly with Me. Hayeon told BodhiCat Talk that she is SURE that May Queen will be ranked high.
Hayeon falls into a very special BodhiCat Talk obsession category: sexy, confident chubby Korean women who can bust a nut just by being alive & bust all the nuts on a tree by dancing an amazing cover in front of a manically shredded, fully shook audience.
She has moments where I literally drool & scream ya’ll. She can just bring something with her that is pure plush.
Can May Queen become the “Bambino of the Thcckies?”
There is nothing more horny than to see big, delicious, beautiful sexy dancers like Hayeon or Sieun filled with confidence & making fanboys crazy as they move their bodies, twerk & cover songs.
We predicted that May Queen would clean up in 2019 long ago & they are not going to disappoint BodhiCat Talk!
In her early days we could see her potential but she went down & then up with Laysha & then down a little. Now she is ready to really clean up KPOP Cover & star!
Her time with Laysha gave her a lick & smell of success. Now she wants to taste & eat the whole thang,…..
Goals. Careful, Hayeon. There are no limits……..
She battles with her weight the way Som did. But when Hayeon has the right balance in her footwork & wears anything low-cut in her outfit she is sooooo hot she sizzles like that Flay meat on a grill. Inside her (and Sieun too) is perfection waiting to happen.
Think of May Queen (or maybe another new, surprising group of thcck hotties like Lady Girl) becoming to Thcck Cover what Stellar was to skinny & hot.
Now we’re talkin’
The “other” Gayoung nailing an encore for the most underappreciated I-Dull group ever. Stellar was secretly a “Cover” team but didn’t want to admit it. (PS: Is it me, or does every reader of BodhiCat Talk believe Stellar is the best smelling group ever too?)
WHY IS CHUNKY & THCCKK NECESSARY?
Because perfection gets boring.
And we are talking perfect here. Bomi if Girl Crush: the best & aiming higher. 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.
오늘은 팬 서비스의 금요일입니다.
EUNSOL DANCES SEXY AGAIN!
BEST, SEXY DANCE MILITARY PERFORMANCES EVER
The Greatest KPOP I-Dull Group (secretly a Sexy Cover team!) Stellar performed for the Special Forces in a gutsy, patriotic concert in a driving rainstorm. They earned our everlasting respect.