Bomi Sizes Up Her Competition – 보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.



As Girl Crush launched their big cumback MV this week with a new lineup & amazingly hot “Cover” look, Bomi was doing a lot of thinking  – about herself of course.

She has also been thinking:  “How can Girl Crush can STAY on top of KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing so Bomi can keep getting famous?” 

“How can I help my team get the most attention?”

How do we know this?  Because we are INSIDE Bomi’s head with the new BodhiCat KPOP Cover Queen Scan Chip. 

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It’s that thang on the upper left.  Note to surfer buds: It’s solar & made of bamboo.

We scanned her brain in real time while she was at a cafe sucking on her coffee, dreaming about me & reading all the posts about her new MV.

Everything you read from here are her REAL thoughts from  inside the head of the Sexy Sphinx: Bomi.

“How often do I think about sex? Not as much as I think about being rich & famous.” 

“I reveal very little about myself.  I am not shy at all.  I have braces so will not smile much until they are off. 

You have to be serious to be successful & I cannot lose concentration ever.  Bo Mi means “root” in Korean.  That is me.  I go under the ground & people can never see the real me.

I envy Eunsol. She is so pleasant & always happy.  But they ruined her career.  But she is still SOOOOO popular even though her team Tropical failed.

People say to me, “보미가 “새로운 은솔” 이라고 사람들이 말하는게 맞는지요?” (Is Bomi next Eunsol?)

Well maybe Eunsol wants to be the “new Bomi.”  She’s happy with her new AfreecaTV show but I would not be if I had all those fans & then did only this.

We took a lot of Bambino’s sexy moves & their outfits for our ideas.  But our bodies are better than theirs.  They were pure dancers but the Diana team made more money.  So we use Diana’s tricks too.  Like posing in outfits, dancing with men on the stage & showing our underwear.

Hadam came back, yes, but she found out that Sexy Cover is MY turf now!  She left for too long.  I have her old fans & she doesn’t even care.  I would go crazy.

I don’t think she will dance in a daring way again.  It wouldn’t even matter anyway.  Zia is her equal & covered “Itzy” just as good.

I am the one people see as the sexiest KPOP dancer now.

No, Hadam will not save Laysha or any group now.  I liked her pant leg rolled up. That was cool. I would use that but I will do not wear pants yet.  My fans would be unhappy.  Maybe when I am more famous.   LOL

Hadam was a fool to leave Bambino & crazy to not touch her fans for 2 years.  So she wants to have a normal life & still tries to be a success in KPOP at her age!!??   No. It cannot be.

She was like Hyuna they said. Daring & fearless. Yes. 

But Hyuna would never, ever stop promoting herself or stop performing.

Bomi is different!!

I will not be happy until we are stars & people say “This Bomi is better than APink’s Bomi & is more popular than Eunsol.”

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I have my own style & everyone knows I am built better than any girl.  I do a better version of “Vibratto” than Stellar did.  (I am not bragging really because the DJ at Club Syndrome, who is Minhee’s ex-boyfriend, told me that all the people in the industry who dance there say it.)

Is this girl Hana of Black Bunny a concern for me?

I am watching Pharkil’s channel right now.

I see this girl Hana.  She looks very ambitious to be famous.  I can see her team steals Fly with Me & Bomi’s style.  But her dances not very fierce or interesting.  Is she a cheerleader?

She is inexperienced but she is cute & I can see that she will have lots of fans soon because she is not afraid to be very sexy with them. 

Versacejxy did a video of her which makes me jealous. 

But I have many done by Versacejxy.  I am her favorite subject among Cover dancers, but Bomi is greedy.

Pharkil has discovered this girl & I see that strange BodhiCat in the USA writes about her.

I will try to make sure Pharkil doesn’t go too far for her.  I will do things that will make everyone take their eyes off of her.

I must always win him back.  Bomi has many fancams with over 2 million views. And I want more of them. Like Eunsol.

여기 콘테스트에 나온 경쟁자분들이 울고 있는이유가 당신이 너무 잘해서 인가요?! (우린 웃고 있지만 이게 사실인지도 모르죠

When he sees me perform next he will take his camera eyes off this girl Hana!  LOL.

He knows Bomi will still make the best money for him.

Hmmm. I wonder if I should start doing hard boob pops?  No one has done them so good since Hyeon Ah (The former ICIA member & now a DJ.  She was known for her fierce boob popping.)

I would rather do that than pour water on myself. I really don’t like that much but my fans go crazeeee so I will keep doing it in an improved way. Yuck!

 Some people were upset when I decided we should choreograph Iggy Azela like Fly with Me did.  But ours is much different. 

Ours is the “Girl Crush Way.”  

Ati of Fly with Me told someone that Girl Crush should change its name to ‘Fly with Me the Second.’ 

But Ati almost left that group to come to Girl Crush. I wonder who knows that?

FWM is predictable & we just steal their material & make it sexier.

That is all that can be said. Look at their popularity & rankings & look at Girl Crush.

Fly with Me is not powerful enough to compete.  This is why we were named #1!

They are not good enough to be models & have to work & do private appearances all the time. 

We make money modeling & they do not. Our song “Memories” is so popular we have fancams of it going over 1 million.


Laysha is finding out that there are a lot of competitors now who are younger & hungry like them.

I will do what I have to do until I get more.

More Chanel bags. More money. More attention.  More, more & more.  Like a gun going off I keep shooting high.  I am my own rich Daddy!  (That is what my tattoos mean.)

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“I have a headache.  I feel like something is crawling inside my brain!!”

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“Get out of my brain please.”

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Our tribute to the great Iconic Queen Duyoo??  

She danced the one dance, one time that shook the world.  We will tell you all about this legendary night & queen who did it to us all!!

Iconic Sexy Cover Dance Queens: Duyoo (두유) – 이번 시리즈는 최고의 카버댄서들에 관한것입니다. 여지껏중 뽑힌 최고의 댄서들입니다! Edition 3


Hadam Dismissed from Bambino – 그녀는 KPOP 커버 춤 역사상 최고의 퍼포머입니다.

이것 놓치면 안됩니다. 꼭 보세요.

28 thoughts on “Bomi Sizes Up Her Competition – 보미가 생각하는 동안 우린 보미의 머리속을 들어가봅니다.

  1. Hadam’s comeback underwhelmed, but it was her decision. She didn’t want to come off as too sexy. and didn’t want to step on some Laysha member’s toes (especially you-know-who the ‘leader’ of Laysha). So she played a low profile.

    Hadam can still beat Bomi anyday and in any outfit or song, but it seems being the Kpop Sexy Cover queen isn’t the #1 priority in her mind anymore.

  2. Entertaining read, BohdiCat 👏

    👀 “Ati of Fly with Me told someone that Girl Crush should change its name to ‘Fly with Me the Second’ but Ati almost left that group to come to Girl Crush. I wonder who knows that?” 👀 😂 I have been watching her lately in FWM vids, she’s the one usually with the mike, right?

  3. Best part of that Girl Crush MV are Taeri’s eyes at 1:49, wow! Keep on truckin/surfin Bodhi, looks like you got your work cut for you what with a new group cumming out every week now, plus GC/FWM/Lay/BB (who’s on top now?) Wish the Captain had a few more vids. Where’s Waldo, oh, I mean Hadam, ha!!

    Later, Life’s Good and thanks again for all your “hard” work! Ha!!

  4. Oh man. When she grabbed her heels at the start! That I never seen before!!! 😋👍 I make her #1 and Black Bunny #2 now guys!

  5. This Bomi knows she’s the queen now. She plays it cool but you got her head right. Hadam? Still confused but she is happy with this guy who likes to stick out his tongue. Turns me off to both of them TBH.

  6. What’s your guess here?:

    I’m going with MayQueen Hayeon.

    And also, Waveya’s decided (like it seems quite a few YouTube “creators” {kinda annoying word in the context} have lately) to add a new monetized platform – and – thinking of the monthly fee, it ain’t cheap:

    Thought about it, but basic reads like it’d be YouTube content anyway, the good stuff is quite expensive for a monthly sub @ about $18 usd per month (what’s Netflix currently?). I’m wondering if they’ve got their tier pricing right – though comments read people’ve jumped. Be interesting to see how it goes.

    1. Spot on brother. Confirmed. That big, thcck hot bitch from May Queen came back with Laysha. She ain’t Hadam but she might work out! I am thrilled.

    1. And you will soon be editor for the quality of your reporting!! I see Laysha but I see a thcckie in there who almost falls at 6:05 & is slurpy sexy. Not Som is it? I’m so confused.

      1. Lest we forget:

        Yeah, Som fell down occasionally too – but she’s sexy on a level *I* haven’t seen anywhere else (though unesskz at least deserves mention).

        Seems there’s more to Som’s absence than I’d hoped/thought. Have not seen any Laysha/Som Instagram interaction since she went MIA. Goeun & Som regularly posted to each other’s Insta previously.

      2. Oh no, you sir are the one with the vision. Me, I’m just waiting for the return of Sieun & Som – maybe as a duo 😋😋 oh, and add Seihee for extra flavour 😋

    1. This is today’s mystery. If it’s her or Hadam it’s like USC vs Pasedena Prep!

      Laysha is sinking (although I am a sucker for big chicks who boob bounce.)

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