BOMI’S OUTRAGEOUS THOUGHTS!
THE BODHICAT TALK EXCLUSIVE
As Girl Crush launched their big cumback MV this week with a new lineup & amazingly hot “Cover” look Bomi was doing a lot of thinking about herself.
She has been thinking: “how can Girl Crush can STAY on top of KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing?”
“How can I help my team get the most attention?”
How do we know? We are INSIDE Bomi’s head with our new BodhiCat Listening device. (With her permission of course.)
It’s that thang on the upper left. Note to surfer buds: It’s solar & made of bamboo.
We scanned her brain in real time while she was at a hotel cafe sucking on her coffee, dreaming about me & reading all the comments about her new MV.
Everything you read from here on is from inside the head of the Sexy Sphinx: Bomi.
How often do I think about sex? Not as much as I think about getting happy, rich & famous.
I reveal very little about myself. I am not shy at all. I just think you have to be serious to be successful & you cannot lose your concentration ever. Bo Mi means “root” in Korean. That is me. I go under the ground & people can never see the real me.
I envied Eunsol. She was so pleasant & always happy. But they ruined her career. She was not strong enough. Too soft.
People say to me, “보미가 “새로운 은솔” 이라고 사람들이 말하는게 맞는지요?” (Is Bomi next Eunsol?)
Well maybe Eunsol wants to be the “new Bomi.” I hope she’s happy but I would not be if I had all those fans & then did nothing much.
We took a lot of Bambino’s sexy moves & outfits for ideas. But our bodies are better. They were pure dancers but Diana made more money. So we use their tricks more. Like the outfits & our underwear.
Hadam came back, yes, but she found out that Sexy Cover is MY turf now! She left for too long. I have her old fans & she doesn’t even care. I would go crazy.
. I don’t think she will dance a daring way again. It wouldn’t even matter anyway.
I am the one people know as the sexy dancer now.
No, Hadam will not save them. I liked her pant leg rolled up. That was cool. I would use that but I will not wear pants. My fans would be unhappy. LOL
Hadam was a fool to leave Bambino & crazy to not touch her fans for 2 years. So she wanted to have a normal life & now she tries to be a success in KPOP at her age!!?? No.
She was like Hyuna they said. Daring & fearless. Yes.
But Hyuna would never, ever stop promoting herself or stop performing.
Bomi is different!!
I will not be happy until we are stars & people say “This Bomi is good like APink’s Bomi.”
I have my own style & everyone knows I am built better than any girl. I do a better version of “Vibratto” than Stellar did even. (The DJ at Club Syndrome who is Minhee’s ex-boyfriend told me that.)
I am watching Pharkil now. Hmmm.
Is this girl Hana of Black Bunny a concern for me?
She looks very ambitious to be famous. I can see her team steals Fly with Me & Bomi’s style. Her dances not very fierce or interesting. Was she a cheerleader?
She is inexperienced but she is cute & I can see that she will have lots of fans soon.
Oh! Versacejxy did a video of her which makes me jealous.
I have many done by Versacejxy. I am her favorite subject, but Bomi is greedy.
Pharkil has discovered this girl & she gets lots good views when she is performing.
I will try to make sure Pharkil doesn’t go too far with her.
I must always win him back. Bomi has many fancams with over 2 million views. I want more of them. Like Eunsol.
여기 콘테스트에 나온 경쟁자분들이 울고 있는이유가 당신이 너무 잘해서 인가요?! (우린 웃고 있지만 이게 사실인지도 모르죠
When he sees me perform next he will take his camera eyes off this girl Hana! LOL.
He knows Bomi will still make the best money for him.
Hmmm. I wonder if I should start doing hard boob pops? I can call Hyeon Ah (The former ICIA member & now a DJ. She was known for her fierce boob popping.) I can get her to teach me how she did it so well.
I would rather do that than pour water on myself. I really don’t like that much but my fans go crazeeee.
I know that some people were upset when I decided we should choreograph Iggy Azela like Fly with Me did. But ours is much different.
Ours is the “Girl Crush Way.”
Ati of Fly with Me told someone that Girl Crush should change its name to ‘Fly with Me the Second’ but Ati almost left that group to come to Girl Crush. I wonder who knows that?
FWM is predictable & we just steal their material & make it sexier.
That is all that can be said. Look at their popularity & rankings & look at Girl Crush.
Fly with Me is not powerful enough to compete.
They are not good enough to be models & have to work & do private things all the time.
We make money modeling & they do not.
Laysha is finding out that there are a lot of competitors now who are younger like we are.
Girl Crush’s Bomi has become the next Eunsol.
When Bambino left & Eunsol tried to come back the sexy concept style had been totally taken.
Bomi’s fans will never leave her.
I will do what I have to do until I get more. More Chanel bags. More money. More attention. More, more & more. Like a gun going off, I want to keep shooting high. I am my own rich Daddy! That is what my tattoos mean.
Ohh! I have a headache. I feel like something is crawling inside my brain!!
Get out of here!
BOMI MADE THEM #1
COMING THIS WEEKEND:
A tribute to the great Iconic Queen Duyoo. She danced the one dance, one time that shook the world. We will tell you all about this legendary night & queen who did it to us all!!
ON OUR OTHER SITE:
ICIA’s fierce dancer Hyeon Ah (now a DJ) was one of the best at the “bounce!” Is it making a comeback? Please……..!!!!
We’ll be writing about the decline of boob bouncing choreo moves. Is Hyuna the ONLY dancer left doing it? Why? With water dousing festival season coming up, we need GoEun, Jini & Queens Bomi & Shasa to step up & bounce the fans dizzy.
Also: has GoEun lost her edge? Old fancams of her show a queen dancing with a sexy fury unmatched in Cover history. Now? GoEun is still amazing but has she lost a little fierce??
And a girl group from Vietnam who is truly fighting!
Look for this, a new cut of “Eunsol’s Millions” & our feature “Is THIS ‘Cover’?” Here.