Longest Legs of the Year = Maknae of the Year 2018!!!!
THE GIRL WHO “CRUSHED” LAYSHA!!
레이샤를 이긴 여자가 바로 올해의 새로운 막내!!
If Hyeri, GoEun & Som are still staggering around their new agency’s studio, punchdrunk, wondering WTF happened to them & their #1 ranking this year, they can look right at these two things:
Actually these three thangs….
Fact is, one very, very hot maknae girl with magical eyes & a body that an I-Dull would kill for is the cute-ass engine that powers Girl Crush. She is the irresistible ingredient in the slurpy, succulent dish of red hot pussy, power & performance called GIRL CRUSH.
She’s Taeri (Tae) ya’ll. And she probably don’t need BodhiCat to introduce her anymore.
We don’t luuv her because of what she did to Laysha. Laysha still has supreme mojo, although their f-boys & f-girls have contracted a bad case of the dreaded SBF (“Split Bias Fever”).
But in addition to making Girl Crush soooo great, she cured me of my own Joonyul withdrawal fever. Ya’ll, after I saw her do this I don’t not miss Stellar anymore!
Taeri nails the classic Stellar kill move: the soft booty slide. Girl Crush does Stellar, as if to say, “We don’t fight the Sexy Concept. We push it to the ‘Sleazy Concept’ & like it even more!”
So how did a lowly Cover dancer totally own the BodhiCat bias, Stellar? Well, that part we can argue over whiskey.
More important, how did Tae make GC #1 so fast?
Sorry Minhee. you want to be #1 in your category, you do what it takes. That is how she did it.
When did we know she was our Maknae of the Year??
At the EDM Festival in May, a very hot, slutty-sexy looking blonde, thin, but full where it counted & with those beautiful legs & near-Jenny-like tits walked onto the stage. Two things immediately were noticeable. She had massive tattoos, the biggest we’d ever seen on a KPOP Cover dancer. One on her arm & another on her stomach! IT was awesome.
BodhiCat is an absolute sucker for slender girls with long legs, great energy & beautiful tits who are fearless in front of wild crowds. These tattoos were like a billboard on Sunset Strip. There was nothing shy about them & they shouted to us that this girl was dope.
So when she took that stage smiling & waving & then proceeded to do some of best Cover dancing of the year, including a slinky twerk at :56 (that slayed everything except the ‘droids in Nier: Automata), she reminded us of Eunsol at her best.
Every dance is a victory dance! Taeri lets people know why Girl Crush is great at :28. By May her dancing got way stronger. But damn, we miss that love bite on her inner thigh! Swear I’d chew my way through….
She had replaced Jenny in the group. While Jenny is amazing, she doesn’t have Tae’s energy & was not right for Crush. Proof was real: almost immediately Girl Crush started heading to the top. Just like:
While everybody was calling her teammate/rival Bomi “the new Eunsol,” Tae’s energy & booty poppin’ reminded us of this faded Fancam Goddess.
TAERI VERSUS HYERI
Taeri always satisfies. She takes control when she has to. And she can whip her body around until you fap & fap hard.
For sure it was Bomi’s year. But Taeri is a big story too. She is really the woman who “defeated” Laysha because when we compared her to Hyeri, she won. If she hadn’t been in the group, GC would have ended up #2.
Ironically, Hyeri was last year’s Maknae of the year.
Hyeri is iconic, but we think she has lost some of her edge from her Maknae of the Year time. But she has a skill of reinventing herself. Hope she does.
Tae said in her post, “Girl Crush gets ‘thunder noise’ now from fans. So happy.'” Girl Crush needed to get Laysha’s thunderous noise. They haven’t quite gotten as much though tbh.
But she (and they) get all the attention she needs now. Their crowds are beginning to stir for GC like the drunken beasts that Laysha & Bambino unleashed & then learned how to rule & manipulate every night.
In only 3 days this had 177,000 views! How gay do the black thong straps make me?
Taeri is Maknae of the Year because her style is intentional & direct & she dances to Stellar as if they wrote those amazing songs waiting for someone like her to come along & dance to them.
So she is NOT a good choice for Maknae of the Year, she is the ONLY choice!
#stopsucking @girlcrush_tr @mis_bless
NOTE TO SELF
From the BodhiJournal:
The Girl Crush Effect (tight skirts pulled up to deliberately reveal underwear) has gone to the Auto Salon. GC are becoming trend-setters of excellence.