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A LUSTY DANCER LIKE NO OTHER
I think having too much lust may be a sin in religion but I don’t think it’s a sin in KPOP Sexy Cover Dancing.
When it comes to “Cover,” it’s nothing but a stairway to heaven.
If that’s too intellectual for you, let’s just say “Lusty Dancing” is a good concept…..
And IF Cover were based only on THAT ONE concept, the greatest Sexy Cover Dancer of all time would NOT be Hadam.
It would be Lusty Som.
Because when it cums to overall Fan Service, Water Dousing & Hard Dancing – the three deadly branches from the tree of BodhiCat’s lust of Cover Dance artists – she is the only one who did them ALL at the highest level.
She practically invented them.
Her fancams spread wide & far: Som opens one of her best performances ever at Chungnam University & went on to give an incredible dance fireworks show.
And when Som felt like going nasty she didn’t ask anybody’s permission.
She just went there!
Som was born to be a “Cover” star. She could only ever have been a Sexy Cover Dancer. That’s all there is to it.
She is a great one because Lust is her game. Her style.
When I watched my lumpy, sexy, thcck bias Hayeon put her foot up on a stage amp & launch her Laysha career with this slow but decent solo cover of “The Horns” at Daegu Polytech I thought:
“She’s got a long way to go to be like Som.”
And then I fapped.
But Hayeon (who has since quit Laysha & returned to May Queen) could not replace Som. Who could?
Boreum and Seihee have their own style & we hope they can make it work for that fading super nova named “Laysha.”
What would high-octane Som have done with Hayeon’s solo song & that audience out there??!!
Slay brothers & sisters. Slay with Lust in her heart & twerks in her booty that could sink the British Royal Fleet.
If Som’s career as a KPOP Sexy Cover Dancer is over she can get off knowing that she is missed more than any other dancer who ever “retired,” was fired or left performing because of ‘health” reasons.
She would smile & hump you straight & hard. When Som was in front of you it was the closest you could get to getting the girl you could never get in a zillion eons.
She was dominant like a dominatrix & except for Duyoo (DJ Cocoa or Whatever the Fuck she’s called now) Som came out first with more styles & looks & choreo bounce moves than anyone.
She could be a strong (“I am going to be on top tonight,” she joked in a video once) & had the fun luving heart of a sexy magician.
She could pull her pussy out of a hat & saw an audience in half.
Thighs of an athlete. Beauty & power too. Her “Baby Baby” openings were pure Laysha-style attack dancing. She would never let up the entire performance. Her body was built for “Cover.”
Or she could be beautiful & fashionable:
Short-haired Som looking like a fashion model or a member of Mamamoo.
But always, always, always she was a star who delivered much FAN SERVICE because pleasing you BodhiCats was #1 on her mind.
After drying off after a hot, sweaty performance which included an amazingly sexy water dousing, Som returns for an encore & it was all about fan service!
She was daring.
When her friend Eunsol & Bambino’s petulant queen Hadam shocked the KPOP Nation & the world with “wardrobe” malfunctions that were epic, Som decided to try her own.
While thinking about it she said, “I will make them lust for what is between my legs before I finish them off with great dancing. They will always remember Som!!”
It was a risky style but we ate her up.
And we luved her. Really luved her for it.
Her calm daring was like riding a 40 foot wave.
Som took on all the classic Covers & was near the top of the legendary dancers.
Early in her career she got her first waves of attention when her cover of “Wiggle Wiggle” broke out. It was one of the best ever done.
Six Bomb’s agency asked whether Som was available to join the group. JS Entertainment would not release her from her new contract with Laysha.
Som’s tongue-dragging one-on-one against Six Bomb was a total blowout. Six Bomb’s gorgeous Seulbi did her number of the cover but was helpless against the hard body, outfit & lusty dancing of Som in this video battle.
Unlike Hadam, Som was not jealous when Eunsol got hot. She was happy for her. Or more honestly, she didn’t give a shit. She was confident of Laysha & helped make them #1.
Laysha & Som were copied for three years by every group & they dominated the BodhiCat Talk Soju Surfers Club rankings at #1 until last year when Girl Crush pushed them off the top.
There was no real competition until……
…….her own agency & the shitface production company for the variety show producing Laysha’s reality TV program fucked her up. Betrayed her in a way that is criminal in civilized countries.
Som the queen & the fearless one who showed her cunt, went public & busted them. Called them out. Showed them to be not worthy of her talent or her lusty style.
I guess her mental health took a hit. She did something no pampered, enslaved I-Dull would think of doing: she got a lawyer.
If it were the USA or Canada or Australia or Singapore her agency & whoever was sneaking those cameras into their private homes & dressing rooms would be sued so fucking hard their mommies would cry “Ouch!”
But Korean KPOP agencies are still operating in the Dark Ages. Abuse is the real sin here, not Som’s lust.
Now our girl is going down for real.
But we know she’ll be back up soon. We’re all here to support her & keep celebrating her amazing fappabilities.